Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Daisy_Love]

yes, very much so, biscuits get me every time.

I don’t think biscuits are the same thing over here. You talked about them at breakfast! Cake gets me haha or sugary donuts, gross and sticky

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You may get some volunteers to help you.

you'd think "help me clean food off my boobs" would not be a winning selling point, but ya know, lit men are kinda different, so maybe.

 

[Strixaluco]

you'd think "help me clean food off my boobs" would not be a winning selling point, but ya know, lit men are kinda different, so maybe.

I think it would be a winning selling point for many men you encounter in bars as well.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I don’t think biscuits are the same thing over here. You talked about them at breakfast! Cake gets me haha or sugary donuts, gross and sticky

valid point. I think some people call what seems like a cookie a biscuit. though cookies get me too, but biscuit. sort of like a muffin, but very flaky. they cut them in half and make sandwiches sometimes.

 

[Strixaluco]

I know my D is more than happy to clean any spilled dessert from my boobs, which aren't even of any spectacular size....

 

[awired50]

valid point. I think some people call what seems like a cookie a biscuit. though cookies get me too, but biscuit. sort of like a muffin, but very flaky. they cut them in half and make sandwiches sometimes.

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Making me hungry...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think it would be a winning selling point for many men you encounter in bars as well.

maybe I will put it on the to try list next time I somehow end up talking to a random man. Asking if he will dye my muff rainbow is ahead of it though, because I bet that look will be hilarious.

 

[Strixaluco]

valid point. I think some people call what seems like a cookie a biscuit. though cookies get me too, but biscuit. sort of like a muffin, but very flaky. they cut them in half and make sandwiches sometimes.

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In my language there isn't even a word for that kind of thing. The brittish bisquit, cookie for you, yes. Doesn't even matter if it's salty or sweet, all those crisp flat things have a common name. But those in the pic... Nope. They fall outside our baking categories.

 

[Daisy_Love]

valid point. I think some people call what seems like a cookie a biscuit. though cookies get me too, but biscuit. sort of like a muffin, but very flaky. they cut them in half and make sandwiches sometimes.

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Ohhhhhh they’re like a scone!!! But a savoury one

 

[Rapharider]

maybe I will put it on the to try list next time I somehow end up talking to a random man. Asking if he will dye my muff rainbow is ahead of it though, because I bet that look will be hilarious.

I’ll be honest, I think my flabber would be gasted if any woman asked me that

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ohhhhhh they’re like a scone!!! But a savoury one

yes, yes, very close.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’ll be honest, I think my flabber would be gasted if any woman asked me that

totally the point. I think I am going to save if for the next dude who approaches me in a parking lot to talk about my car.

 

[rjr_1954]

Probably most do LOL

My wife only likes the real thing, long & deep (8")

 

[Strixaluco]

@B2fromA2looking4U lying on top of my heatpad now... Tried that massage roll but couldn't get any good effect on my shoulder blades, would need a single ball and someone handling it. The downsides of living alone, there's seldom anyone to help right when you need it.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

These McMuffins slap. I did use sourdough, roast beast, truffle mayo because I am all middle class and fancy and shit.

 

[Daisy_Love]

I know my D is more than happy to clean any spilled dessert from my boobs, which aren't even of any spectacular size....

Oh man, I couldn’t cope with the stickiness! Gives me the ick.

 

[Strixaluco]

Oh man, I couldn’t cope with the stickiness! Gives me the ick.

No stickiness left after his cleaning! I mean, he's very thorough

 

[Daisy_Love]

No stickiness left after his cleaning! I mean, he's very thorough

Hehe I bet he is

 

[Rapharider]

totally the point. I think I am going to save if for the next dude who approaches me in a parking lot to talk about my car.

Well now I’m going to have to ask about your car. I’m assuming it’s interesting if it’s a conversation starter? Or do they really just want to talk about your tits and are using the car as a diversion?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

These McMuffins slap. I did use sourdough, roast beast, truffle mayo because I am all middle class and fancy and shit.

Man, I just had avocado toast with eggs and bacon,

 

[Daisy_Love]

Man, I just had avocado toast with eggs and bacon,

Ohhhh I had sourdough toast with smashed avocado, poached egg and green leaf with pumpkin seeds for brunch with my friend last Saturday. It was so so good

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Man, I just had avocado toast with eggs and bacon,

Umm sounds fucking great!

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Ohhhh I had sourdough toast with smashed avocado, poached egg and green leaf with pumpkin seeds for brunch with my friend last Saturday. It was so so good

Avocado toast is one of my favorite things. So easy to make too. I love sprinkling everything but the bagel seasoning on top.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Ohhhh I had sourdough toast with smashed avocado, poached egg and green leaf with pumpkin seeds for brunch with my friend last Saturday. It was so so good

Sourdough is best. There is this girl I know who makes it fresh and I trade her beer for bread.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Avocado toast is one of my favorite things. So easy to make too. I love sprinkling everything but the bagel seasoning on top.

Yes I make it a lot for daughters. I use this Everything Bagel seasoning from Trader Joes and usually green Cholula hot sauce because I am fucking tits.