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ScarlettLiv said:
Embarrassing story now we are on sports last rugby game I went to watch my son play this guy came up and started talking to me, so I flirted a little back that was until he ran out on the field.
He was on my son's team, I haven't been back to watch him play since 😂
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I'll help you out so you don't feel completely alone in that embarrassment. A couple years back, met up with some old highschool friends. Their kids were all teens. 13 to 19. Anyway the one girl convinced us to take a road trip to see her husband's metal band play at a club. As we get near, she broke the news that it was an underage club, under 21, mostly teenagers. So we make her stop for alcohol so we can drink while side eyeing her.

Another important part of this story goes back 20 years to high school. We often spoke in song, or parodies. The girls often teased me with a parody of "boom I got your boyfriend, I got your man, I got him". The parody was due to both the fact that I was a creepy old dude magnet, and I had a habit of dating dudes a bit on the wrong side of too old. It was "boom I got your father, I got your dad, I got him" So anytime an old dude wandered up and kicked a creepy game or they saw me with a dude closer to 30 than 20, they'd sing the parody. Anyway 20 years later, drunk middle aged chicks, underaged club. This kid joined us, and we are having a good time. Laughing, joking, dancing. I don't see an issue, we are all just killing time, and I am fucking hilarious, I'd hang out with me too. We all sit down and are chatting. Music is loud, so I am quite close to the kid as we talk in order to hear.

And then he kisses me. then I fall out of my chair laughing at the absurdity, then apologizing as it isn't him, it is that it is the lighting he must have missed that I am his moms age, and all my fault sorry. as if my friends weren't laughing enough at this, one shouts out "boom, I got your child, I got your son, I got him"

And that is how a group of middle aged soccer moms ended up laying on the floor of an underage club, laughing so hard they couldn't stand and the one with 3 kids peed herself a little.

Feel less embarrassed?
 
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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
I'll help you out so you don't feel completely alone in that embarrassment. A couple years back, met up with some old highschool friends. Their kids were all teens. 13 to 19. Anyway the one girl convinced us to take a road trip to see her husband's metal band play at a club. As we get near, she broke the news that it was an underage club, under 21, mostly teenagers. So we make her stop for alcohol so we can drink while side eyeing her.

Another important part of this story goes back 20 years to high school. We often spoke in song, or parodies. The girls often teased me with a parody of "boom I got your boyfriend, I got your man, I got him". The parody was due to both the fact that I was a creepy old dude magnet, and I had a habit of dating dudes a bit on the wrong side of too old. It was "boom I got you father, I got your dad, I got him" So anytime an old dude wondered up and kicked a creepy game or the saw me with a dude closer to 30 than 20, they'd sing the parody. Anyway 20 years later, drunk middle aged chicks, underaged club. This kid joined us, and we are having a good time. Laughing, joking, dancing. I don't see an issue, we are all just killing time, and I am fucking hilarious, I'd hang out with me too. We all sit down and are chatting. Music is loud, so I am quite close to the kid as we talk in order to hear.

And then he kisses me. then I fall out of my chair laughing at the absurdity, then apologizing as it isn't him, it is that it is the lighting he must have missed that I am his moms age, and all my fault sorry. as if my friends weren't laughing enough at this, one shouts out "boom, I got your child, I got your son, I got him"

And that is how a group of middle aged soccer moms ended up laying on the floor of an underage club, laughing so hard they couldn't stand and the one with 3 kids peed herself a little.

Feel less embarrassed?
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you are now my biggest hero.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
I'll help you out so you don't feel completely alone in that embarrassment. A couple years back, met up with some old highschool friends. Their kids were all teens. 13 to 19. Anyway the one girl convinced us to take a road trip to see her husband's metal band play at a club. As we get near, she broke the news that it was an underage club, under 21, mostly teenagers. So we make her stop for alcohol so we can drink while side eyeing her.

Another important part of this story goes back 20 years to high school. We often spoke in song, or parodies. The girls often teased me with a parody of "boom I got your boyfriend, I got your man, I got him". The parody was due to both the fact that I was a creepy old dude magnet, and I had a habit of dating dudes a bit on the wrong side of too old. It was "boom I got you father, I got your dad, I got him" So anytime an old dude wondered up and kicked a creepy game or the saw me with a dude closer to 30 than 20, they'd sing the parody. Anyway 20 years later, drunk middle aged chicks, underaged club. This kid joined us, and we are having a good time. Laughing, joking, dancing. I don't see an issue, we are all just killing time, and I am fucking hilarious, I'd hang out with me too. We all sit down and are chatting. Music is loud, so I am quite close to the kid as we talk in order to hear.

And then he kisses me. then I fall out of my chair laughing at the absurdity, then apologizing as it isn't him, it is that it is the lighting he must have missed that I am his moms age, and all my fault sorry. as if my friends weren't laughing enough at this, one shouts out "boom, I got your child, I got your son, I got him"

And that is how a group of middle aged soccer moms ended up laying on the floor of an underage club, laughing so hard they couldn't stand and the one with 3 kids peed herself a little.

Feel less embarrassed?
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That is hilarious 😂
I do feel less embarrassed now lol
 
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