Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[shenglung]

I am taking applications for an over the shoulder boulder holders position

I'm certain there are no shortage of volunteers...

 

[ScarlettLiv]

Just follow the sounds of the moans and the feeling of the warm breath. Golden.

I swear everytime I'm chaos someone's putting their dick in my mouth. I mean I know I need the practice but soon my lips are going to be dragging on the ground

 

[jason28053]

I swear everytime I'm chaos someone's putting their dick in my mouth. I mean I know I need the practice but soon my lips are going to be dragging on the ground

Sounds like you need some Dickens Cider.

 

[ScarlettLiv]

I'm certain there are no shortage of volunteers...

You are high up on the list. Purely because medieval talk is hawt!

 

[ScarlettLiv]

Sounds like you need some Dickens Cider.

Or to shut my mouth

 

[hotcarl2785]

You are high up on the list. Purely because medieval talk is hawt!

I’m at the bottom cause she’s prejudiced against chodes. The humanity!

 

[jason28053]

Or to shut my mouth

Hopefully not when it’s full

 

[ScarlettLiv]

I’m at the bottom cause she’s prejudiced against chodes. The humanity!

I hold no prejudice to anyone but the screen process is very thorough

Hopefully not when it’s full

No fun! First I get told no cut and dick talk and now no biting either. What a world we live in!

 

[hotcarl2785]

I hold no prejudice to anyone but the screen process is very thorough


No fun! First I get told no cut and dick talk and now no biting either. What a world we live in!

I’m scared to ask what the screening process is.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m at the bottom cause she’s prejudiced against chodes. The humanity!

I am not exactly sure what “chode” is, I just assumed is was another name for your dick. Perhaps I am wrong in my guestimation.

 

[hotcarl2785]

I am not exactly sure what “chode” is, I just assumed is was another name for your dick. Perhaps I am wrong in my guestimation.

Lol, go google image chode. You’ll get a laugh.

 

[Lindi37]

I swear everytime I'm chaos someone's putting their dick in my mouth. I mean I know I need the practice but soon my lips are going to be dragging on the ground

Again, taps boobs, ‘this thing on!?’

Joking, welcome to chaos baby x

 

[BrendaBear]

No fun! First I get told no cut and dick talk and now no biting either. What a world we live in!

wait - your dick talks? I can only imagine that conversation…

“hey! It’s getting dark in here…”

 

[BrendaBear]

Lol, go google image chode. You’ll get a laugh.

Can’t do that - I don’t use google, ever. Will Fuck Fuck Go work? Or maybe that’s Duck.., something like that.

 

[hotcarl2785]

Can’t do that - I don’t use google, ever. Will Fuck Fuck Go work? Or maybe that’s Duck.., something like that.

I’m sure any search engine will be happy to satisfy your curiosity on chodes.

 

[Lindi37]

I’m sure any search engine will be happy to satisfy your curiosity on chodes.

Or you could
I mean you are their mayor

 

[BrendaBear]

Can’t do that - I don’t use google, ever. Will Fuck Fuck Go work? Or maybe that’s Duck.., something like that.

Oh - I was right anyway.

 

[shenglung]

Lol, go google image chode. You’ll get a laugh.

Everytime I read chode I keep thinking of this guy from tripping the rift... lol

 

[hotcarl2785]

Or you could
I mean you are their mayor

A chode is a dick that is rather girthy in stature, but also rather lacking in length.

 

[ScarlettLiv]

Again, taps boobs, ‘this thing on!?’

Joking, welcome to chaos baby x

Directs the line towards Lindi

 

[BrendaBear]

Everytime I read chode I keep thinking of this guy from tripping the rift... lol
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That was the first thing I saw too.

No idea where he came from though.

 

[ScarlettLiv]

wait - your dick talks? I can only imagine that conversation…

“hey! It’s getting dark in here…”

If I had one it would definitely be clever enough to talk

 

[LupineOne]

I must’ve sounded super refined in your head then

Which made it all the funnier

Said every man in history!

You’re not wrong

*Searching for my resume to update...*

I do have at least one reference for hand size in this thread... you know who you are!

I’ve given proof of my hand size v. a 435lb black bear. I can provide the direct reference if you wish

 

[Bbl87]

Which made it all the funnier

You’re not wrong

I’ve given proof of my hand size v. a 435lb black bear. I can provide the direct reference if you wish y

You might win. If not on hand size on badassness of the proof.

 

[jason28053]

A chode is a dick that is rather girthy in stature, but also rather lacking in length.

The Law firm of Fuba and Chode.