Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[hotcarl2785]

Evening ya pervs. Y’all having a chode-tastic night?

 

[hotcarl2785]

I need to learn this skill, also need a guy to last more than 2 minutes to practice on

I’ve been known to go 3, sometimes even 4 minutes. *brushes off shoulder

 

[Trubbycat]

Oh good Lord, the things that a father sees inside a dirty diaper LOL.

How the hell do Cheerios get in there anyway?

 

[ScarlettLiv]

Edging.

Tried still Mr 2 minute wonder did nothing for me. But then he really lost his appeal the second time I caught him cheating.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I can say likewise on the horrible taste.

Nothing against Mr Clooney but I never seen the appeal. That may be due to the arrogance

IDK, I kinda dig a little arrogance. shhh. I don't think I am supposed to, but yeah, I do.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

We're on the path to being friends. You don't get fucked over as badly as me and be open.
I'll have to take your word on that. LOL.
Is that a fact young lady. Well, do enlighten.

Well. It started with me and Sheng making some devious plans together and then Default popped in and we thought we'd have a spit-roast. If you don't know what that is, well, it is sexual activity involving 3 people - with one person in the front receiving oral and one in the middle receiving vaginal or anal sex. Fun right? Right! Now I don't want to make assumptions on where you fit in, but you were definitely the inspiration for this conversation, cowboy.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Hopefully losing the weight was worth the effort anyway.

Of course it was. It allowed me to expand my repertoire of silly t-shirts.

 

[BrendaBear]

Tried still Mr 2 minute wonder did nothing for me. But then he really lost his appeal the second time I caught him cheating.

Just sayin’

 

[Seadog777]

Evening ya pervs. Y’all having a chode-tastic night?

I've got "Fringe" playing on my TV. I got my fireplace going. I got a cold Pepsi next to me.

I'm doing good brother.

 

[Trubbycat]

Tried still Mr 2 minute wonder did nothing for me. But then he really lost his appeal the second time I caught him cheating.

Can't speak to that. But always up for someone who wants to test the endurance.

 

[LupineOne]

Tried still Mr 2 minute wonder did nothing for me. But then he really lost his appeal the second time I caught him cheating.

As he should have...no appeal there.

 

[Seadog777]

How the hell do Cheerios get in there anyway?

LMAO. My oldest literally crapped out tree bark once.

 

[default24]

IDK, I kinda dig a little arrogance. shhh. I don't think I am supposed to, but yeah, I do.

Arrogance/confidence tomato/tomahto

 

[Seadog777]

Well. It started with me and Sheng making some devious plans together and then Default popped in and we thought we'd have a spit-roast. If you don't know what that is, well, it is sexual activity involving 3 people - with one person in the front receiving oral and one in the middle receiving vaginal or anal sex. Fun right? Right! Now I don't want to make assumptions on where you fit in, but you were definitely the inspiration for this conversation, cowboy.

Those plans can stay as plans. LOL.
Not my cup of coffee anymore.

 

[BrendaBear]

I've got "Fringe" playing on my TV. I got my fireplace going. I got a cold Pepsi next to me.

I'm doing good brother.

Pepsi!!! Good choice!!! I have one as well. I have been known to drink it in bed before falling asleep even.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Arrogance/confidence tomato/tomahto

exactly, I am really bad at knowing where lines are. but higher on that spectrum is something I am drawn to.

 

[Seadog777]

Pepsi!!! Good choice!!! I have one as well. I have been known to drink it in bed before falling asleep even.

Pepsi is the best.
I kick people off my property for bringing that nasty ass piss water called Coke.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I need to learn this skill, also need a guy to last more than 2 minutes to practice on

It takes me literally forever to come from a blowjob. . . . Oh!!!

pick me pick me pick me pick me!!!! Oooh!!!!

(raises both hands in the air)

 

[Trubbycat]

LMAO. My oldest literally crapped out tree bark once.

We got a concerned call from the daycare once. Our daughters poop was black and they were concerned. I thought about it for a minute, and then remembered she ate a pint of blueberries the night before.

 

[hotcarl2785]

I've got "Fringe" playing on my TV. I got my fireplace going. I got a cold Pepsi next to me.

I'm doing good brother.

I approve. Keep doing gods work son.

 

[default24]

anymore.

That sounds like there's a sad story behind that word

 

[ScarlettLiv]

OK then (insert your celebrity crush of choice) LOL.

I'm sorry that you've had the same troubles as myself in that area.

Call me odd but I don't have any celebrity crushes, none of them ever appealed to me.

Most of it was my fault because I believed a family should stick together no matter how bad it got

 

[VoraciousValue]

but wait damn it, I thought we determined you we like my age. I am not old enough to be claiming that nope nope.

I'm also aging like Dick Clark, so keep that in mind.

 

[Seadog777]

We got a concerned call from the daycare once. Our daughters poop was black and they were concerned. I thought about it for a minute, and then remembered she ate a pint of blueberries the night before.

LMAO.
They find ways to get into everything.
I once caught my youngest eating mayo by the spoonful.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It takes me literally forever to come from a blowjob. . . . Oh!!!

pick me pick me pick me pick me!!!! Oooh!!!!

(raises both hands in the air)

i am not sure that is actually selling point. it sounds frustrating and hard on the neck.