Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[VoraciousValue]

I was hoping you were feeling a little better. Will this help?

Sizeable jiggling boobies always help!

 

[Codeman93]

Tequila

 

[BrendaBear]

Tequila

 

[Trubbycat]

I was hoping you were feeling a little better. Will this help?

AGGH! Israeli bouncing boobs! (backs away hissing)

 

[ScarlettLiv]

Oh, I got a whole lotta lead. Most of my ex's actually didn't like the amount of lead that I had.

Well that is clearly the issue you need to refine your taste to women who enjoy a good lead pumping

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

When it comes to sex, my snark level drops to zero. Can't be snarky about sex. Just lustful.

well a lot of us women can multi...task quite well so you'd be surprised what we can combine.

 

[Trubbycat]

AGGH! Israeli bouncing boobs! (backs away hissing)

I KID I KID

 

[Seadog777]

AGGH! Israeli bouncing boobs! (backs away hissing)

Nothing wrong with an Israeli woman.
One of the few ex's that I don't have bad feelings about.

 

[Seadog777]

Well that is clearly the issue you need to refine your taste to women who enjoy a good lead pumping

Well, I never said that I had the best taste in women

I ain't George Clooney, so I can't be overly picky. LOL.

 

[VoraciousValue]

well a lot of us women can multi...task quite well so you'd be surprised what we can combine.

So can I. I was typing one-handed when some of these kids were still in diapers.

 

[Trubbycat]

Nothing wrong with an Israeli woman.
One of the few ex's that I don't have bad feelings about.

I'm teasing! I saw the Sabra and wanted to snark.

 

[ScarlettLiv]

well a lot of us women can multi...task quite well so you'd be surprised what we can combine.

I need to learn this skill, also need a guy to last more than 2 minutes to practice on

 

[Trubbycat]

I need to learn this skill, also need a guy to last more than 2 minutes to practice on

Edging.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Oh, I got a whole lotta lead. Most of my ex's actually didn't like the amount of lead that I had.

so that's what the ex's didn't like. uh huh.

 

[BrendaBear]

So can I. I was typing one-handed when some of these kids were still in diapers.

Sure, but were you typing at the same time as changing those diapers? While watching the other kid so they didn’t get into trouble? Well did ya??

 

[VoraciousValue]

I ain't George Clooney, so I can't be overly picky. LOL.

Welcome to my world. My weight has bounced up and down all my life, and some years ago, people told me, "You'd meet more women if you lost weight."

So I started exercising and lost 50 pounds. Didn't help me one goddamn bit! I had the same problems as I usually do.

 

[Seadog777]

so that's what the ex's didn't like. uh huh.

That's one of many things. LOL.
I'm no angel and don't pretend to be one.

 

[ScarlettLiv]

Well, I never said that I had the best taste in women

I ain't George Clooney, so I can't be overly picky. LOL.

I can say likewise on the horrible taste.

Nothing against Mr Clooney but I never seen the appeal. That may be due to the arrogance

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I need to learn this skill, also need a guy to last more than 2 minutes to practice on

I just move fast myself. I really play to win. again when I am in, I am all in.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Sure, but were you typing at the same time as changing those diapers? While watching the other kid so they didn’t get into trouble? Well did ya??

Never changed a diaper in my life. I'd be scared to death to try it. Nowadays, I have hand tremors, so giving me a baby to change isn't exactly the best idea.

 

[Seadog777]

I can say likewise on the horrible taste.

Nothing against Mr Clooney but I never seen the appeal. That may be due to the arrogance

OK then (insert your celebrity crush of choice) LOL.

I'm sorry that you've had the same troubles as myself in that area.

 

[Trubbycat]

Never changed a diaper in my life. I'd be scared to death to try it. Nowadays, I have hand tremors, so giving me a baby to change isn't exactly the best idea.

As a dad I changed many a diaper. I don't think they care.

 

[BrendaBear]

Welcome to my world. My weight has bounced up and down all my life, and some years ago, people told me, "You'd meet more women if you lost weight."

So I started exercising and lost 50 pounds. Didn't help me one goddamn bit! I had the same problems as I usually do.

Hopefully losing the weight was worth the effort anyway.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So can I. I was typing one-handed when some of these kids were still in diapers.

but wait damn it, I thought we determined you we like my age. I am not old enough to be claiming that nope nope.

 

[Seadog777]

As a dad I changed many a diaper. I don't think they care.

Oh good Lord, the things that a father sees inside a dirty diaper LOL.