Are you a slut?

[TotallyNotTaegul]

Are you tired of just pretending to be a slut? Always trying to suck guys’ dicks, but they just play hard to get? Forever dealing with the guy who doesn’t want to fuck you?

If this is you, try our program and you’ll have nuts in your slut guts in no time! With just a little perspiration, you may turn your slutty asspirations into full blown Whore of Babylon fuckery.

I am so confident in our program, we guarantee your pee will melt porcelain in 4 weeks or less, or you get your money back.

How much does this cost, you ask?

Obviously the price for this program is $69, you dumb slut.

Do you take blowjobs in lieu of cash? Tee hee hee!

XOXO TNT

 

[pandaburr]

Talk is cheap. Prove it.

Proof that you asked for this.

 

[TunnelKing089]

Well for the record,I'm not a slut.

 

[TunnelKing089]

I am a slut. For good tacos. And I am a lover of skanks. Unsure what that makes me.

Nah you're more a pimp remember?

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I'm a slut for nachos.

True story.

Have you tried totchos? OMFG

 

[Lord Pmann]

Do you take blowjobs in lieu of cash? Tee hee hee!

XOXO TNT

You’re already on your way.

Lesson 1: Play dumb.

Example: “I’m too dumb to make $69, because I’m just a girl. Can I just suck your dick instead?@

Up next, Lesson 2: Turning your whore house into a whore home!

 

[Xerxes82]

Have you tried totchos? OMFG

At the risk of outing myself as an uncultured square, what on Earth are totchos?

 

[Ingenue844]

Have you tried totchos? OMFG

https://imgur.com/0S12rZV

Nachos served on plantains from a local Puerto Rican restaurant. I will forever be in love with this!

 

[1Lion]

https://imgur.com/0S12rZV

Nachos served on plantains from a local Puerto Rican restaurant. I will forever be in love with this!

Checking out for now. Thanks to all who posted!

 

[pandaburr]

Totchos where I’m from are tater tot’s smothered in all the nacho goodness. So tater tots instead of nacho chips.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Totchos where I’m from are tater tot’s smothered in all the nacho goodness. So tater tots instead of nacho chips.

^^^What she said

At the risk of outing myself as an uncultured square, what on Earth are totchos?

 

[default24]

https://media.tenor.com/XX-E4JiWkT0AAAAM/the-office-mindy-kaling.gif

 

[Lord Pmann]

Lesson 3: Stop talking about nachos and start spreading those legs.

 

[default24]

Lesson 3: Stop talking about nachos and start spreading those legs.

Fucking preach.

But also... goddamn those nachos look good

 

[Lord Pmann]

Fucking preach.

But also... goddamn those nachos look good

Sex, then nachos.

Lesson 4: Never give a blowjob after eating jalapeños.

 

[default24]

Sex, then nachos.

Lesson 4: Never give a blowjob after eating jalapeños.

Fuck, I've been doing it the other way around this whole time. This explains SO much

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Hot as fuck

No you are

 

[AnnyMouse28]

That depends on what your definition of a "slut" is. Is it someone who has a LOT of partners? Someone who sleeps with someone when they haven't known someone very long? Someone who just can't seem to say "no" when sex is offered? Some other definition?

 

[1Lion]

Nicely slutty!

 

[Diosax]

Your inbox must be full

 

[may_I_please]

I personally think there are other places to put stories and specific kinks that others may not share

try the fetish or author hangout boards maybe.

 

[Png1drv]

Have you tried totchos? OMFG



So, based on your post, I tried totchos yesterday in a seedy bar. Definitely potential there but these guys put canned chili on it and cheezwhiz. I couldn't eat em

 

[AnnyMouse28]

“Mom?” She said it like a question, lick baby, lick, I thought to myself my mind in the pre-orgasmic stupor, but said panting: “Yes, dear?”

Couldn't quite get past this sentence. So if there was something to be gleamed from this story I guess I will never know.

 

[drobert44]

I am for my gay top..........

 

[saintcero]

I am for my gay top..........

and so am I. Can’t get enough