Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[shenglung]

I do. I just like walking around saying "don't make me spork you" all scary and shit, and seeing those chuckles and eyerolls of fear or something.

Hmmm apparently this is more common then one would think... see definition 2

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sporking

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

First free night at home since before Christmas. Was fucking around EU and then had to work my fake fucking job the past several days.

well welcome home. I am sure you missed Florida greatly during your Europe travels.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude. I'm waiting here at JCP in my skivvies. Where are you?

On couch with dick in hand

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Dude. I'm waiting here at JCP in my skivvies. Where are you?

story time?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

On couch with dick in hand

I guess I'm stuck with the bill then, eh?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

well welcome home. I am sure you missed Florida greatly during your Europe travels.

Oh yeah a shit ton. I mean all those historic cities like Brussels and Bruges and Rotterdam and Amsterdam but nothing beats Tampa town.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

story time?

She wants to bang in dressing room. Routine shit.

 

[Codeman93]

Shots?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

She wants to bang in dressing room. Routine shit.

oh, I appreciate that. I am sure we've all been there.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

story time?

Oh, you know the story...
Boy meets girl
Boy and girl make out at mall
Boy promises girl sexy gifts
Boy stands girl up

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Oh, you know the story...
Boy meets girl
Boy and girl make out at mall
Boy promises girl sexy gifts
Boy stands girl up

Can I stab the boy o.o? I promise not to hurt the sexy gifts, if he has it.

 

[BrendaBear]

I guess I'm stuck with the bill then, eh?

But is Bill “gifted”?

 

[SinfuIDreams]

You both have issues there, you were made for each other

I am to reserve that for my ex, his orders. Apparently, its an excellent fucker if I stick it in his ear

He has more self preservation than M. My claws are for his back or ass, only *sigh*

But he'll find me people to practice my knife on

We were made for each other.. and trust me he got his back plenty of times

Ex's are great practice dummies may I suggest he parades a few of his Infront of you too?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Can I stab the boy o.o? I promise not to hurt the sexy gifts, if he has it.

Stab me huh?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Oh, you know the story...
Boy meets girl
Boy and girl make out at mall
Boy promises girl sexy gifts
Boy stands girl up

well hopefully girl got boy's credit card while making out, then she still got sexy gifts, right?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

In all honestly @Indiesoul had advantage she hated me like 6 usernames ago.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

But is Bill “gifted”?

oh a gift, yippie, So who is Bill? fingers crossed one of those fire fighter calendar guys.

 

[LupineOne]

It is a damn pity! Why do you think I'm back on Lit?

It's hard not to be with 70k+ posts and mostly new faces I don't recognize. If everyone could just give me a brief intro of themselves and who's e-boning who, that would be great!

Hi, I’m Wolf (you’ll pick up on nicknames as we go along)
A 35 year old microbiologist who loves reading, travel, and all forms of cooking.
Stumbled into this place last year sometime and never left.
Always open to questions, and no, I don’t bite unless asked (or begged) to!

Edit: Or you piss me off. Usually that’s hard to do

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I like the way you guys think! I'll steal the card while Angel stabs him.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

In all honestly @Indiesoul had advantage she hated me like 6 usernames ago.

well, like anyone can keep track of all your user names. Curious, how many were bans versus how many did you just drop?

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Ex's are great practice dummies may I suggest he parades a few of his Infront of you too?

I have been tempted, but I'm behaving. His orders

Stab me huh?

I need practice drawing with my knife

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I like the way you guys think! I'll steal the card while Angel stabs him.

I choked a little on my Monster with that. haha

 

[Mo_Bandy]

well, like anyone can keep track of all your user names. Curious, how many were bans versus how many did you just drop?

I never dropped just shitposted until the muh fuckers and cuntz all got fed up.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

In all honestly @Indiesoul had advantage she hated me like 6 usernames ago.

Want a hug?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Want a hug?

Handjob?