Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

Well hello Indie, my name is Rachel and I am a part time Chaostonian and a 40 something year old cliché. Don't bother keeping track of who I am e-boning, I don't. Mostly, I'm just over here drinking wine, dancing to 80s and 90s metal and industrial, while tossing out random sarcasm and drivel. and you? 🤣
Well, I've been around Lit long enough to get caught up in a love triangle... or two... and make some amazing friends and maybe a few enemies. I've been AWOL for most of the last couple years but hope that I can find some sort of elusive balance that makes this place work for me again. I'm a huge flirt but relatively harmless.
 
He is sexy as fuck. Imma ask my boo if I can stab him too 🤔
Admittedly the stabbing was during a scene and it was pretty much a bait mission leaving it within arms distance of me and I did only go for his leg🤷‍♀️

The throat slitting attempt was a couple of days after we met and he was sleeping in a locked room with me. No self preservation there at all.

aw Sin, I can count on you to make me feel like a sweet girlie sugar and spice and everything nice little flower. The feeling is weird but I kinda like it for a change.
You are sweet anyone who says any different can meet Monique.
 
“Baby I love you, but it is time you relinquished your spork. Let me have it. No!! I didn’t mean for you to stab me again!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
airport security took my spork once. I was sad. They've also taken my lighters (I used to have a game with that guy.... Evansville Indiana, I flew once a month. I kept adding more and more lighters so I could make it to Atlanta with at least one lighter, so he'd always pull me to search me, each time taking more and more lighters lol, he always missed at least one though) One took my sugar packets once. and they have had conferences about my eyelash curler. Dudes in security are harsh.
 
No self preservation there at all.
You both have issues there, you were made for each other 🤣
did you try a less weapony weapon? I recommend a spork. Like it gets the point across, but if they were really afraid of the spork, they'd take away my spork.
I am to reserve that for my ex, his orders. Apparently, its an excellent fucker if I stick it in his ear 🤔
I think we would all like to know how that conversation plays out!
He has more self preservation than M. My claws are for his back or ass, only *sigh*

But he'll find me people to practice my knife on 🥰
 
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