Duelling vacuum cleaner salesmen

[sirhugs]

Both go door to door with their little can of dirt. Sales are hard to het but they meet lots of lonely housewives. some even buy a vacuum out of thanks.
Then one day they show up at the same door at the same time. The woman, wearing only a VERY sheer robe, invites both in. Do they compete to see who gets to fuck her, or does she have a threesome in mind? How will she explain the closet full of vacuums to hubby?

 

[ericrodman101]

This reminds me of a comedy show - Marty Feldman perhaps - where the milkman knocks on the door and the woman answers in a see through negligee. She beckons him in flirtatiously, leading him through the house and up the stairs to the bedroom. She opens the door and invites him to go first, then locks it behind him. He looks around and her bedroom is full of milkmen.

 

[sirhugs]

This reminds me of a comedy show - Marty Feldman perhaps - where the milkman knocks on the door and the woman answers in a see through negligee. She beckons him in flirtatiously, leading him through the house and up the stairs to the bedroom. She opens the door and invites him to go first, then locks it behind him. He looks around and her bedroom is full of milkmen.

spooky. Maybe a Halloween horror?

 

[Rob_Royale]

This reminds me of a comedy show - Marty Feldman perhaps - where the milkman knocks on the door and the woman answers in a see through negligee. She beckons him in flirtatiously, leading him through the house and up the stairs to the bedroom. She opens the door and invites him to go first, then locks it behind him. He looks around and her bedroom is full of milkmen.

Sounds like a Benny Hill sketch.

 

[alohadave]

Both go door to door with their little can of dirt. Sales are hard to het but they meet lots of lonely housewives. some even buy a vacuum out of thanks.
Then one day they show up at the same door at the same time. The woman, wearing only a VERY sheer robe, invites both in. Do they compete to see who gets to fuck her, or does she have a threesome in mind? How will she explain the closet full of vacuums to hubby?

How about a trope inversion. Housewife makes them demonstrate their wares and they try to one-up each other and to prove who's better. They end up naked and going at each other.

Could be a fun humorous story if done right.

 

[sirhugs]

They compete to outdo each other, but she outdoes them both. Maybe when FedEx arrives later that day, she will have more luck.

It IS embarrassing when her mail order sex toys fall out of the package...

 

[LupusDei]

It IS embarrassing when her mail order sex toys fall out of the package...

Or she embarrass all the men by unpacking the KevinUltraDick android sex doll.

 

[Carnevil9]

There have to be some jokes about who can "suck" the best.

 

[sirhugs]

There have to be some jokes about who can "suck" the best.

and who has the longer hose.