VoraciousValue
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Not my line. That was a line on a Canadian sketch show almost 30 years ago.that ‘s just too gross!
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(EDIT: More like 20 years ago, now that I think of it.)
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Not my line. That was a line on a Canadian sketch show almost 30 years ago.that ‘s just too gross!
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How can you tell the bride at a Scarborough wedding (Toronto suburb)?Any Aussies here?
No? Good
How can you tell if an Aussie is formally dressed?
He's wearing black thongs (Aussies call flip flops, thongs )
English really is a train wreck of a language.Its a wonder we can communicate at all.
I blame the English.
I've seen every episode of Wellington Paranormal so I'm ready for Kiwi class.Nope nope nope
I think you all need a lesson in speaking like a Kiwi. Class will resume in 10 minutes
Extra points for the Royal Canadian Air Farce reference"A toque is a hat, but you can also use it instead of your underpants for straining your homebrew." -- Mike from Canmore
What? Paranormal? I usually love that stuff…. What about kinkynormal?I've seen every episode of Wellington Paranormal so I'm ready for Kiwi class.
That’s a rather niche show! I’m impressed. We may get along after allI've seen every episode of Wellington Paranormal so I'm ready for Kiwi class.
It's a Kiwi comedy show.What? Paranormal? I usually love that stuff…. What about kinkynormal?
I'm a rather niche sort of bloke. And it's fucking hilarious.That’s a rather niche show! I’m impressed. We may get along after all![]()
Just made up kinkynormal - because we need it!It's a Kiwi comedy show.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wellington_Paranormal
But kinkynormal has piqued my curiosity. Care to elaborate?
You might like Speedo Cops thenI'm a rather niche sort of bloke. And it's fucking hilarious.
I think you really get me. That is insane.
Lord knows I need it.Just made up kinkynormal - because we need it!![]()
I want to see thongs on your feetThey’re still thongs in Aussie, thongs are g-strings for us![]()
Use universal sign language, give the finger(s)English really is a train wreck of a language.
What, like a flip-flop-frenzy?I want to see thongs on your feet
Ehh I would have just yelled the Yo Bitch Frigg your clit right now. Usually works for me.I mentioned this elsewhere, but I don't think anybody saw it. Not too long ago, I was poking around on OnlyFans, and I came across a profile for an actress who was popular on another porn site I frequent. I was excited at this as said actress is rather good at. . . pleasuring herself, shall we say.
So I got past my anxiety one day and decided to say hello and praise her work, etc. I threw a couple of bucks in the hat because I'm not a total dickhead. She answered back and we've had a lovely chat about some of my favorite videos, behind-the-scenes stuff, etc. It's been really cool.
So I saw where she does custom videos. Which seemed rather extravagant, but the price is halfway reasonable. Also, I already know what this woman can do, and a video just for me would be amazing! I inquired, we worked out some details, and I just formally ordered a 30-minute custom JOI video from them.
I had a bit of weirdness because I was trying to be polite and gentile while discussing this transaction. I wanted this to be as pleasant and friendly as possible for her. I do recognize the double standard of doing this when I'm paying a woman to play with herself on video until she goes silly, and I guess that's where my weirdness is coming in.
Having never negotiated such a thing before, I didn't know what sort of protocol is expected. I wasn't going to say something like:"YO BITCH! FRIGG YOUR CLIT FOR ME RIGHT NOW!!!!"My mind doesn't work that way. Am I just overthinking this, per usual?
SIN!!*Saunters over to the corner, stooping to pick up Monique and gently blowing off the fine coat of dust before licking her from hilt to tip..
It's ok baby I'm home![]()
Welcome back...can I get uou a drink or a sharpening stone...?*Saunters over to the corner, stooping to pick up Monique and gently blowing off the fine coat of dust before licking her from hilt to tip..
It's ok baby I'm home![]()