Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[MedicalMuse]

Dude you are e-boning the sexiest chick on lit* You win. What’s the issue?

(Desperate, PG, Brenda, Lindi, Cascadia, Lupin and all the other girls of course, I didn’t mean sexier than any of you)

And another for good measure

 

[LupineOne]

see, I was with you until the last sentence. Why do you want to steal a chicks opportunity to yell at someone and throw some french fries? If she thinks he deserves it, she should get to. I think the correct thing is sitting there stifling giggles or quietly chanting in a sing songy voice "somebody's going to get it. somebody's going to get it"

Me? This is where I would lean back, let the wolf show in my eyes and smile, and enjoy the show

 

[PleaseLetMeIm]

Did you just imply wolfie is a girl? I mean hot AF YES but a girl?

tomayto tomarto

I can still fancy him right (rofl)

sorry wolfie just checking to see if anyone reads my shit

 

[MedicalMuse]

Hey y’all I need some advise mainly from the lady’s, and yes I know she’s gonna see this later but it’s about me not her, for the ones who have ever been coupled with someone on lit, I’m very much struggling to not get defensive when other dude pretty much make passes at her on lit and yes I know it’s lit and a sexual place but I just I don’t know I’ve been kinda rude to a few people about it and I do feel bad because I know I hurt her feeling with how I acted but I’m just I don’t know struggling

Trust. Trust. Trust. Listen. Communicate. TRUST.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Dude you are e-boning the sexiest chick on lit* You win. What’s the issue?

(Desperate, PG, Brenda, Lindi, Cascadia, Lupin and all the other girls of course, I didn’t mean sexier than any of you)

uh oh. somebody's gonna get it, somebody's gonna get it.

 

[PleaseLetMeIm]

uh oh. somebody's gonna get it, somebody's gonna get it.

I’ve not got it since…..

oh you don’t mean in that way, huh

 

[LupineOne]

Dude you are e-boning the sexiest chick on lit* You win. What’s the issue?

(Desperate, PG, Brenda, Lindi, Cascadia, Lupin and all the other girls of course, I didn’t mean sexier than any of you)

Seriously? Oh boy…*cue chanting*

Did you just imply wolfie is a girl? I mean hot AF YES but a girl?

Let him think whatever he wants
But thank you

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

uh oh. somebody's gonna get it, somebody's gonna get it.

I was still warming up...Ok...go get 'em. I got the background song

Somebody's gonna get it, somebody's gonna get it

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Hey y’all I need some advise mainly from the lady’s

Think of it this way, it's a very important life skill to dodge adoring men. Let her learn it. That way, she can take care of herself when you aren't around. You know, in case she needs to walk home alone or something. If she learns how to punch 'em without lifting a finger, then she gets to go home and proudly share the tale with you. You get a chance to be proud of the girl and she feels great knowing you can trust her when she's on her own.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Seriously? Oh boy…*cue chanting*

Let him think whatever he wants

Okay, but I think spelled that way its a flower similar to gladiolas, but with poison seeds

https://westonseeds.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Lupine-Flower.jpg

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

We would be hell on wheels out together. I just can't decide if we would get arrested or end up in the hospital or just have a fucking good time.

hehe. if we get arrested, we can use Florida Woman defense of "I'm too pretty for jail" hahaha. it has actually worked, well until Florida man tried I'm too cute for jail. that did not go as well.

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

And another for good measure

…another case of “if you’re gonna bring snacks for the class, make sure to bring enough for everyone”. And this is why kids can’t hand out birthday invites in class anymore

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

hehe. if we get arrested, we can use Florida Woman defense of "I'm too pretty for jail" hahaha. it has actually worked, well until Florida man tried I'm too cute for jail. that did not go as well.

I haven’t Googled “Florida Man…” recently, what are the newest best headlines? Is bath salts still a thing???

 

[Strixaluco]

Okay, but I think spelled that way its a flower similar to gladiolas, but with poison seeds

https://westonseeds.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Lupine-Flower.jpg

Not just the seeds, but the whole plant is poisonous AFAIK. Classified as harmful foreign species around here.

 

[MedicalMuse]

…another case of “if you’re gonna bring snacks for the class, make sure to bring enough for everyone”. And this is why kids can’t hand out birthday invites in class anymore

I'll remember this next time I'm posting pics

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Okay, but I think spelled that way its a flower similar to gladiolas, but with poison seeds

https://westonseeds.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Lupine-Flower.jpg

This did not make me think of areolas. Nuh uh. *shakes head*

 

[Codeman93]

I really appreciate you all!

 

[WerdNerd]

I haven’t Googled “Florida Man…” recently, what are the newest best headlines? Is bath salts still a thing???

Google Florida man and your date of birth to see what Florida man was up to on your special day.

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Google Florida man and your date of birth to see what Florida man was up to on your special day.

Florida Man arrested after punching girlfriend who changed the channel from Super Bowl

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Not just the seeds, but the whole plant is poisonous AFAIK. Classified as harmful foreign species around here.

I just got my first 2023 seed catalogue...among the toxic plants this seed house sells is Belladonna (not the porn star)..."Deadly Nightshade"

Wow. Just WOW.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Google Florida man and your date of birth to see what Florida man was up to on your special day.

A new Lit game. First one for 28NOV:

Florida man masturbating in parking lot slugs elderly man​

 

[Strixaluco]

I just got my first 2023 seed catalogue...among the toxic plants this seed house sells is Belladonna (not the porn star)..."Deadly Nightshade"

Wow. Just WOW.

Not many seed catalogues even have that! Wouldn't ever take it into my own garden.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I just got my first 2023 seed catalogue...among the toxic plants this seed house sells is Belladonna (not the porn star)..."Deadly Nightshade"

Wow. Just WOW.

Sounds like the start of a good cozy mystery novel.
She quietly placed the order, not sure what she was going to do really, but deep down inside, she knew.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

This did not make me think of areolas. Nuh uh. *shakes head*

...but "Flower Boobs" are evidently a thing

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

A new Lit game. First one for 28NOV:

Florida man masturbating in parking lot slugs elderly man​

This is an amazing game Tan!