Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[PlanetaryNebula]

fair warning, it is often chick heavy in here. and the banter can be very disjointed.

And it moves at lightning speed

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

haha, oh I never got it down. they more roll lackadaisically then shoot. I can't figure out what I am doing wrong.

Maybe pump some air in there first?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

In one year and two months I will be 70 (scares the hell out of me)

yeah, I don't think I am going to do that. I need to start mathing backwards

 

[BrendaBear]

pussy pong pong… closest I could find…

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

a duck hut gun for Nintendo, so it is really a sensor, but combined with a vagina game controller. a nintendo vajayjay gun?

Does the controller respond to squeezing or something? I’m fuzzy on this

 

[clark_kent]

haha, oh I never got it down. they more roll lackadaisically then shoot. I can't figure out what I am doing wrong.

Make a video for Video Vednesday. We can closely analyze and come up with an action plan.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

pussy pong pong… closest I could find…

oh now I wonder if there is a pussy ping pong show with a back and forth catch. please oh please internet rule 34

 

[lanceGibs]

pussy pong pong… closest I could find…

You are being unkind to pussy.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Does the controller respond to squeezing or something? I’m fuzzy on this

yup. the concept begins with the Perifit, then takes an even more weird turn.

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

but is it Zombeaver bad?

Okay, that… I’m in to. We taking the undead but they’re all rocking early 80’s bushes? If so, where might one be able to stream this masterpiece?

 

[hotoldrguy]

pussy pong pong… closest I could find…

So here is someone trying ice first then a ping pong ball they did not have any more success than Justa but it is pretty funny

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Okay, that… I’m in to. We taking the undead but they’re all rocking early 80’s bushes? If so, where might one be able to stream this masterpiece?

alas all the beavers on the woman are shaved.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2784512/

 

[clark_kent]

yup. the concept begins with the Perifit, then takes an even more weird turn.

I may need to re-think playing video games.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So here is someone trying ice first then a ping pong ball

hum. I will study that when hubby isn't staring. I swear he silently judges my porn.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I may need to re-think playing video games.

right, damn it, I will find a vajayjay talent.

 

[jason28053]

right, damn it, I will find a vajayjay talent.

How is it with gripping cocks?

 

[BrendaBear]

alas all the beavers on the woman are shaved.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2784512/

Okay… continuing on with my education here… starting Zombeavers now…

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

How is it with gripping cocks?

well it is good at that, but that is just so um normal. I want an unusual talent. well at least I have playing a maraca

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Okay… continuing on with my education here… starting Zombeavers now…

lol. not sure what is the best exclamation so um Sorry and You're welcome.

 

[WerdNerd]

well it is good at that, but that is just so um normal. I want an unusual talent. well at least I have playing a maraca

Next time try castanets.

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Zombeavers is classic terrible horror comedy. With nice boobies.

I’m already sold on it!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Zombeavers is classic terrible horror comedy. With nice boobies.

Is it as bad as Frankenfish?

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

alas all the beavers on the woman are shaved.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2784512/

Drats!

 

[clark_kent]

right, damn it, I will find a vajayjay talent.

Vajayjay Ventriloquism could be a good party trick.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Drats!

I feel ya. Nothing was cooler than 80s muff