Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

Why the fuck are dollhouses so needlessly complicated to put together these days? Like, do these things need to have 80 different parts in 9 different unlabeled bags and instructions that look like they were drawn on an Etch-A-Sketch? Who designed this shit? If I wanted to spend three fucking hours putting a toy together, I’d have gotten a Lego set.

While I’m ranting, why are child Google accounts also so needlessly complicated? Am I just too dumb? Or am I just not fluent in idiot-proof? Do really need to make a side account for the kid account then download the app to manage the kid account which just takes me to a browser anyway to log in to the main account to access the kid account to give permission to download a game?

Fuck all this noise! *flips table*

“Little Soup, if anyone asks, you’re 18 now. What? No, you still can’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend! And don’t buy shit on Google Play.”
 
Why the fuck are dollhouses so needlessly complicated to put together these days? Like, do these things need to have 80 different parts in 9 different unlabeled bags and instructions that look like they were drawn on an Etch-A-Sketch? Who designed this shit? If I wanted to spend three fucking hours putting a toy together, I’d have gotten a Lego set.

While I’m ranting, why are child Google accounts also so needlessly complicated? Am I just too dumb? Or am I just not fluent in idiot-proof? Do really need to make a side account for the kid account then download the app to manage the kid account which just takes me to a browser anyway to log in to the main account to access the kid account to give permission to download a game?

Fuck all this noise! *flips table*

“Little Soup, if anyone asks, you’re 18 now. What? No, you still can’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend! And don’t buy shit on Google Play.”
Sounds like you need a good back rub too! Maybe a drink to go with it. 🥰🥰🥰🥰
 
Why the fuck are dollhouses so needlessly complicated to put together these days? Like, do these things need to have 80 different parts in 9 different unlabeled bags and instructions that look like they were drawn on an Etch-A-Sketch? Who designed this shit? If I wanted to spend three fucking hours putting a toy together, I’d have gotten a Lego set.

While I’m ranting, why are child Google accounts also so needlessly complicated? Am I just too dumb? Or am I just not fluent in idiot-proof? Do really need to make a side account for the kid account then download the app to manage the kid account which just takes me to a browser anyway to log in to the main account to access the kid account to give permission to download a game?

Fuck all this noise! *flips table*

“Little Soup, if anyone asks, you’re 18 now. What? No, you still can’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend! And don’t buy shit on Google Play.”
I'm sorry, but your misery is amusing 🤭
 
Why the fuck are dollhouses so needlessly complicated to put together these days? Like, do these things need to have 80 different parts in 9 different unlabeled bags and instructions that look like they were drawn on an Etch-A-Sketch? Who designed this shit? If I wanted to spend three fucking hours putting a toy together, I’d have gotten a Lego set.
I am.sorry it is so frustrating. However, if it helps (and this may not)....

When I was little I remember my dad trying to put together my first bicycle. I was "helping" him. When I think back on it now, I realize he too was arg about trying to put together something with a lot of parts....and the fact that his daughter, who was picking up the pieces and mixing things up must have made him want to pull his hair out.

But he put it together for me and it made me happy.

What really makes me happy now is remembering how much he loved me. To take the time, to be patient...or not patient...but to be doing this for me...

It's something that I now cherish...those memories.

And your daughter will too.

Oh....don't forget that the dollhouse doors should be able to be opened and not glued shut :)
 
I am.sorry it is so frustrating. However, if it helps (and this may not)....

When I was little I remember my dad trying to put together my first bicycle. I was "helping" him. When I think back on it now, I realize he too was arg about trying to put together something with a lot of parts....and the fact that his daughter, who was picking up the pieces and mixing things up must have made home want to pull his hair out.

But he pit it together for me and it made me happy.

What really makes me happy now is remembering how much he loved me. To take the time, to be patient...or not patient...but to be doing this for me...

It's something that I now cherish...those memories.

And your daughter will too.

Oh....don't forget that the dollhouse doors should be able to be opened and not glued shut :)
Maybe this is why I got a race track instead of a dollhouse 🤔
 
I am.sorry it is so frustrating. However, if it helps (and this may not)....

When I was little I remember my dad trying to put together my first bicycle. I was "helping" him. When I think back on it now, I realize he too was arg about trying to put together something with a lot of parts....and the fact that his daughter, who was picking up the pieces and mixing things up must have made home want to pull his hair out.

But he pit it together for me and it made me happy.

What really makes me happy now is remembering how much he loved me. To take the time, to be patient...or not patient...but to be doing this for me...

It's something that I now cherish...those memories.

And your daughter will too.

Oh....don't forget that the dollhouse doors should be able to be opened and not glued shut :)
That’s beautiful! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
 
Just stopping in to say hi
Missed my chaos peeps
It's been busy around here...

I missed the jazz lesson
And all about classic cars
I'd like a few more movie reviews
And to vicariously explore the world.

Holidays are tough, huh?
I'm mixing another drink

What'll ya have?

Mwah!
Anything that has kick
 
Just stopping in to say hi
Missed my chaos peeps
It's been busy around here...

I missed the jazz lesson
And all about classic cars
I'd like a few more movie reviews
And to vicariously explore the world.

Holidays are tough, huh?
I'm mixing another drink

What'll ya have?

Mwah!
I would so travel the world with you. At least we can do it in words.
 
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