DarkRaven13
Words are my weapon
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They can be a tasty morsel.Don’t Raven’s eat spiders (among other things)?![]()
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They can be a tasty morsel.Don’t Raven’s eat spiders (among other things)?![]()
My cats love nibbling on little arachnids but the faces they make after eating them makes me think they're a little spicy. I'll just takes the kitties' word for it.They can be a tasty morsel.
That is the most awesome reply I have heard in quite a while!They can be a tasty morsel.
A harlot with a Charlotte! We cannot have that!Nope. Kinda became a funny little part of me. My little Charlotte that if too many see, it means I've become a harlot.![]()
Sounds like you need a good back rub too! Maybe a drink to go with it.Why the fuck are dollhouses so needlessly complicated to put together these days? Like, do these things need to have 80 different parts in 9 different unlabeled bags and instructions that look like they were drawn on an Etch-A-Sketch? Who designed this shit? If I wanted to spend three fucking hours putting a toy together, I’d have gotten a Lego set.
While I’m ranting, why are child Google accounts also so needlessly complicated? Am I just too dumb? Or am I just not fluent in idiot-proof? Do really need to make a side account for the kid account then download the app to manage the kid account which just takes me to a browser anyway to log in to the main account to access the kid account to give permission to download a game?
Fuck all this noise! *flips table*
“Little Soup, if anyone asks, you’re 18 now. What? No, you still can’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend! And don’t buy shit on Google Play.”
I'm sorry, but your misery is amusingWhy the fuck are dollhouses so needlessly complicated to put together these days? Like, do these things need to have 80 different parts in 9 different unlabeled bags and instructions that look like they were drawn on an Etch-A-Sketch? Who designed this shit? If I wanted to spend three fucking hours putting a toy together, I’d have gotten a Lego set.
While I’m ranting, why are child Google accounts also so needlessly complicated? Am I just too dumb? Or am I just not fluent in idiot-proof? Do really need to make a side account for the kid account then download the app to manage the kid account which just takes me to a browser anyway to log in to the main account to access the kid account to give permission to download a game?
Fuck all this noise! *flips table*
“Little Soup, if anyone asks, you’re 18 now. What? No, you still can’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend! And don’t buy shit on Google Play.”
No need to keep her wrapped up. Brenda's just teasing you.I'll keep her wrapped up then![]()
I'll keep her wrapped up then![]()
Exactly! I wanted to make my stupid rhyming joke! Don’t take me seriously.No need to keep her wrapped up. Brenda's just teasing you.
I wanted to make it a Dr. Seuss story.Exactly! I wanted to make my stupid rhyming joke! Don’t take me seriously.![]()
I am.sorry it is so frustrating. However, if it helps (and this may not)....Why the fuck are dollhouses so needlessly complicated to put together these days? Like, do these things need to have 80 different parts in 9 different unlabeled bags and instructions that look like they were drawn on an Etch-A-Sketch? Who designed this shit? If I wanted to spend three fucking hours putting a toy together, I’d have gotten a Lego set.
Oh sure! I wouldn’t lie, but I will make bad jokes… probably too many…But .. but .. but ... I can't trust you?????
Maybe this is why I got a race track instead of a dollhouseI am.sorry it is so frustrating. However, if it helps (and this may not)....
When I was little I remember my dad trying to put together my first bicycle. I was "helping" him. When I think back on it now, I realize he too was arg about trying to put together something with a lot of parts....and the fact that his daughter, who was picking up the pieces and mixing things up must have made home want to pull his hair out.
But he pit it together for me and it made me happy.
What really makes me happy now is remembering how much he loved me. To take the time, to be patient...or not patient...but to be doing this for me...
It's something that I now cherish...those memories.
And your daughter will too.
Oh....don't forget that the dollhouse doors should be able to be opened and not glued shut![]()
That’s beautiful!I am.sorry it is so frustrating. However, if it helps (and this may not)....
When I was little I remember my dad trying to put together my first bicycle. I was "helping" him. When I think back on it now, I realize he too was arg about trying to put together something with a lot of parts....and the fact that his daughter, who was picking up the pieces and mixing things up must have made home want to pull his hair out.
But he pit it together for me and it made me happy.
What really makes me happy now is remembering how much he loved me. To take the time, to be patient...or not patient...but to be doing this for me...
It's something that I now cherish...those memories.
And your daughter will too.
Oh....don't forget that the dollhouse doors should be able to be opened and not glued shut![]()
No such thing as too many bad jokes. I want to start a comedy club called Dad's and yes it would be the home of the dad jokes.Oh sure! I wouldn’t lie, but I will make bad jokes… probably too many…![]()
on that note -- we shall be friends
Are mom’s allowed?No such thing as too many bad jokes. I want to start a comedy club called Dad's and yes it would be the home of the dad jokes.
Only if you wear mom jeans.Are mom’s allowed?
Diora Baird is so cool. She has two of my favorite things on the planet
Only if you wear mom jeans.
Anything that has kickJust stopping in to say hi
Missed my chaos peeps
It's been busy around here...
I missed the jazz lesson
And all about classic cars
I'd like a few more movie reviews
And to vicariously explore the world.
Holidays are tough, huh?
I'm mixing another drink
What'll ya have?
Mwah!
Come to think of it… usually the ladies here are asked to wear far less… perhaps I have lost my appeal…Only if you wear mom jeans.
I would so travel the world with you. At least we can do it in words.Just stopping in to say hi
Missed my chaos peeps
It's been busy around here...
I missed the jazz lesson
And all about classic cars
I'd like a few more movie reviews
And to vicariously explore the world.
Holidays are tough, huh?
I'm mixing another drink
What'll ya have?
Mwah!