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That is true… I have a fair number of ideas I have yet to physically do… and I want to. 😈😈
Tthats the best place to start. After all, the brain is the largest sex organ. Wrting them out is a great way to refupibe your desires. Are they published?
 
I think my wife stole mine! I pissed her off tonight an she called me stupid dick head!
That doesn’t sound like lack of personality, sounds like lack of knowing how to treat a lady. Or perhaps, more accurately, knowing how to please your lady. And I don’t mean sexually.
 
Tthats the best place to start. After all, the brain is the largest sex organ. Wrting them out is a great way to refupibe your desires. Are they published?
Yes, they are here and of the 10 or so stories I wrote, only one isn’t currently listed as “hot”. That made me pretty happy I wasn’t the only one who found my kind of kink exciting. 🥰
 
That doesn’t sound like lack of personality, sounds like lack of knowing how to treat a lady. Or perhaps, more accurately, knowing how to please your lady. And I don’t mean sexually.
We have been married 44 years, and she says repeatedly that we should have Not Married, because I don't know to treat her correctly. But, now were committed.
 
I'm dense, explain?
Okay, there is a door frame, with no door. Just an opening. And you are in the middle of it, spread eagle. Legs spread wide, and tied to hooks I put in the door frame. Your hands are also spread wide, over your head. Assuming you aren’t really short, they can’t be full stretched out, but they are still tied to the top corners of the door frame.

In that position, I can get to any part of your body I want. And you cannot stop me. I can tease your flesh with my vibrator… anywhere. I can insert an inflatable butt plug in your ass. And any time I get a response from you I do not like, I inflate it more.

I can hang weights from your nipples, or manly bits. I can spank you with a wooden hairbrush. I can gag you, or force you to suck on a dildo like you are giving some guy head. The possibilities are endless.

I’m creative. 🥰🥰🥰
 
We have been married 44 years, and she says repeatedly that we should have Not Married, because I don't know to treat her correctly. But, now were committed.
Have you just sat her down and listened to her feelings? Not when she’s mad but cool headed?
 
Okay, there is a door frame, with no door. Just an opening. And you are in the middle of it, spread eagle. Legs spread wide, and tied to hooks I put in the door frame. Your hands are also spread wide, over your head. Assuming you aren’t really short, they can’t be full stretched out, but they are still tied to the top corners of the door frame.

In that position, I can get to any part of your body I want. And you cannot stop me. I can tease your flesh with my vibrator… anywhere. I can insert an inflatable butt plug in your ass. And any time I get a response from you I do not like, I inflate it more.

I can hang weights from your nipples, or manly bits. I can spank you with a wooden hairbrush. I can gag you, or force you to suck on a dildo like you are giving some guy head. The possibilities are endless.

I’m creative. 🥰🥰🥰
That is creative
 
We have been married 44 years, and she says repeatedly that we should have Not Married, because I don't know to treat her correctly. But, now were committed.
I think she is being totally honest with you. The solution is to decide that she, and your relationship with you, are more important to you than you are. Your needs need to come in third. Not forever, but until at least one year after you have convinced her she is important, and matters to you, and that it truly makes you happy to make her happy.
 
Okay, there is a door frame, with no door. Just an opening. And you are in the middle of it, spread eagle. Legs spread wide, and tied to hooks I put in the door frame. Your hands are also spread wide, over your head. Assuming you aren’t really short, they can’t be full stretched out, but they are still tied to the top corners of the door frame.

In that position, I can get to any part of your body I want. And you cannot stop me. I can tease your flesh with my vibrator… anywhere. I can insert an inflatable butt plug in your ass. And any time I get a response from you I do not like, I inflate it more.

I can hang weights from your nipples, or manly bits. I can spank you with a wooden hairbrush. I can gag you, or force you to suck on a dildo like you are giving some guy head. The possibilities are endless.

I’m creative. 🥰🥰🥰
Okay… I have sooooo many questions
 
Okay, there is a door frame, with no door. Just an opening. And you are in the middle of it, spread eagle. Legs spread wide, and tied to hooks I put in the door frame. Your hands are also spread wide, over your head. Assuming you aren’t really short, they can’t be full stretched out, but they are still tied to the top corners of the door frame.

In that position, I can get to any part of your body I want. And you cannot stop me. I can tease your flesh with my vibrator… anywhere. I can insert an inflatable butt plug in your ass. And any time I get a response from you I do not like, I inflate it more.

I can hang weights from your nipples, or manly bits. I can spank you with a wooden hairbrush. I can gag you, or force you to suck on a dildo like you are giving some guy head. The possibilities are endless.

I’m creative. 🥰🥰🥰
Ohhhhh that sounds incredible, it gives me feelings I thougnt were dormant. I wish I was single.
 
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