Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[TANSTAAFL58]

Current temperature here is "Damn, that's cold for December". With the windchill its "I can't feel my face".

Low tonight is going to be "Stop hogging the covers". By morning it will be "Sex? Are you out of your fucking mind." High tomorrow is goung to be "High? How the Hell is a negative number a High?"

Only 181 days to Summer.

 

[WerdNerd]

It’s 52 here, right now.

Uh oh… did I type that out loud?

We've got 57 not that I'm bragging or anything.

 

[Mr_Soup]

It’s 52 here, right now.

Uh oh… did I type that out loud?

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[BrendaBear]

Yeah! What's up with that? Here this should take everybody's minds off the weather.
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That worked!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Yeah! What's up with that? Here this should take everybody's minds off the weather.
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"All I want for Christmas is a Rock 'n Roll electric guitar."

The hummers will follow...

 

[rjr_1954]

Yeah! What's up with that? Here this should take everybody's minds off the weather.
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Sadly it doesn't, bother me a bit!

 

[BrendaBear]

"All I want for Christmas is a Rock 'n Roll electric guitar."

The hummers will follow...

A Fender Telecaster? Awesome guitar!!

 

[BrendaBear]

Sadly it doesn't, bother me a bit!

It’s not supposed to bother you - but for you, the interesting question (you do not need to share unless you want to) is do you want to be Santa or the pretty lady?

 

[rjr_1954]

The guy who created the Wind Chill Index died last week.

He was 87 but felt like 64

That's good, I like that one!

 

[rjr_1954]

It’s not supposed to bother you - but for you, the interesting question (you do not need to share unless you want to) is do you want to be Santa or the pretty lady?

Hmmmm. That's a thinker. Can I do multiple choice?

 

[BrendaBear]

 

[Mr_Soup]

Why does a snowwoman need undergarments?

 

[BrendaBear]

Why does a snowwoman need undergarments?

Um… anatomically correct?

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Why does a snowwoman need undergarments?

because a snowman doesn't have one

 

[Mr_Soup]

Um… anatomically correct?

Yes, yes. But… why though? To keep warm? Would be like putting on panties dipped in sulfuric acid to a snowwoman, no?

because a snowman doesn't have one

How do you know? Ever lift up a snowman’s snowgut? There could be a carrot and two lumps of coal there.

 

[BrendaBear]

How do you know? Ever lift up a snowman’s snowgut? There could be a carrot and two lumps of coal there.

For some reason, I think that is likely at your house.

 

[rjr_1954]

Yes, yes. But… why though? To keep warm? Would be like putting on panties dipped in sulfuric acid to a snowwoman, no?



How do you know? Ever lift up a snowman’s snowgut? There could be a carrot and two lumps of coal there.

I just dumped very hot coffee down the front of me!

 

[BrendaBear]

I just dumped very hot coffee down the front of me!

Therefore you have a drinking problem?

Joking aside, I hope you didn’t burn yourself.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Yes, yes. But… why though? To keep warm? Would be like putting on panties dipped in sulfuric acid to a snowwoman, no?



How do you know? Ever lift up a snowman’s snowgut? There could be a carrot and two lumps of coal there.

If there's a carrot on his nose too, does that mean...

 

[rjr_1954]

Therefore you have a drinking problem?

Joking aside, I hope you didn’t burn yourself.

Naaa, I'll just go outside.

 

[Mr_Soup]

For some reason, I think that is likely at your house.

Just because I once built a snowman with an icicle penis and an extended arm giving the middle finger in the middle of the road does not have any bearing here. Stay on subject, missy. This is serious stuff here.

 

[BrendaBear]

If there's a carrot on his nose too, does that mean...

Dickhead snowman?

 

[BrendaBear]

Just because I once built a snowman with an icicle penis and an extended arm giving the middle finger in the middle of the road does not have any bearing here. Stay on subject, missy. This is serious stuff here.

 

[Mr_Soup]

If there's a carrot on his nose too, does that mean...

Ever wonder why Frosty has a button nose? Now you know.

 

[BrendaBear]

If there's a carrot on his nose too, does that mean...

Dickhead snowman?

Oh oh oh - that he keeps sticking his nose in other peoples “business”!