Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Photog1rl]

Just got in from shpiing for Christmas and the storm we are supposed to get for the weekend. Its nasty out there, and not in a good way. Lots of people need a flogging
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I’m always willing to help. View attachment 2196941

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

What about teasing with a mink glove? I have heard that’s nice….

Sign me up...I'll try anything once. Twice if I like it.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I’m always willing to help. View attachment 2196941

Bettie always makes everything better.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

As long as its not my cock being split or pierced do you booboo!

Hey, you're the one who thinks that's normal and we're only just getting weird now

 

[BrendaBear]

Bettie always makes everything better.

 

[rjr_1954]

Ive spent my whole life keeping my junk away from sharp instruments and blunt force trauma lol.. to late in the game for me to risk injury

Do you remember the phrase "set yourself on fire" been there, accidentally of course.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Ooh! Ever seen pics of that guy named Genesis who split his cock?

I ran into him about twenty years ago in a little store way out in the woods. He looked familiar and told me his name but I couldn’t place where I knew him from until I suddenly remembered him from an article in Modern Primitive.

Fuck me! He had his cock split right down the middle like a banana.

I don't actually know whose cock it was

 

[BrendaBear]

Do you remember the phrase "set yourself on fire" been there, accidentally of course.

I am beginning to suspect you need a woman to tie you up and put you on a leash just to protect you from yourself!

 

[BrendaBear]

I don't actually know whose cock it was

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I guess any ol' cock will do?

Well no, it had to be split. Duh. That was an important criteria

 

[AlexBailey]

I don't actually know whose cock it was

Wait… someone on lit has a split cock?

Did they post a pic somewhere?

 

[rjr_1954]

I am beginning to suspect you need a woman to tie you up and put you on a leash just to protect you from yourself!

I'm just gonna say, my equipment got a litt!e singed (2nd degree)

 

[BrendaBear]

Wait… someone on lit has a split cock?

Did they post a pic somewhere?

Would they need to post 2 pics to get the job done? It is only split once right?

 

[AlexBailey]

Well no, it had to be split. Duh. That was an important criteria

So a dickhead with a split personality doesn’t count?

 

[BrendaBear]

Honestly I think someone was just frying a hotdog and angel got excited

I think that a hotdog would get her attention. But maybe a large german sausage?

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Wait… someone on lit has a split cock?

Did they post a pic somewhere?

It was on the OG Chaos thread, one of the first things I discovered when I started hanging out here. I think it was a random google search though, cause there were several examples

 

[Bbl87]

I’ll hook you up if you can give me 20 minutes

Man, you really are in demand.

 

[AlexBailey]

Sign me up...I'll try anything once. Twice if I like it.

Oh Tan,

That is way too open ended…

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Can you imagine what a large Germans cock might do?

Yes o.o

 

[shenglung]

I only stepped away for like 45 mins and somehow we ended up on the topic of split clocks and @AngelWithAShotgun needing one for some reason? I'm confused

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I only stepped away for like 45 mins and somehow we ended up on the topic of split clocks and @AngelWithAShotgun needing one for some reason? I'm confused

What now... I never said I need one

 

[AlexBailey]

I only stepped away for like 45 mins and somehow we ended up on the topic of split clocks and @AngelWithAShotgun needing one for some reason? I'm confused

do you have a duck clock?

 

[shenglung]

What now... I never said I need one

Um then explain this?

Well no, it had to be split. Duh. That was an important criteria

 

[BrendaBear]

Um then explain this?

It is allowed for a lady to be curious…

 

[Daisy_Love]

It was on the OG Chaos thread, one of the first things I discovered when I started hanging out here. I think it was a random google search though, cause there were several examples

I’m saying nothing

Hey Angel I hope you’re doing good x

Happy Friday Eve Eve everyone