Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Who doesn’t?

So... when is your bday?

 

[Rapharider]

So... when is your bday?

Today. Hit me with your best dick.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Today. Hit me with your best dick.

I don't know you that well sir... can I interest you in my normal selections o.o?

 

[Rapharider]

I don't know you that well sir... can I interest you in my normal selections o.o?

I take what I can get these days. Animal, mineral or vegetable.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I take what I can get these days. Animal, mineral or vegetable.

well I have a ti- oh I'm too tired to be witty

 

[LexxRuthless]

Today. Hit me with your best dick.

Always puts this image in my head...

https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.63ee1419c78f2188a44c47671950fb38?rik=ofHKF5y6WdQN8w&riu=http%3a%2f%2fi.imgur.com%2fxjVaJBG.gif&ehk=oCyA5Zis37A98ApJ%2fK2PMcb0XBkvXLD06eDBdvmsdmw%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0

 

[Rapharider]

well I have a ti- oh I'm too tired to be witty

Just hit me with your best shot

 

[Rapharider]

Always puts this image in my head...

https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.63ee1419c78f2188a44c47671950fb38?rik=ofHKF5y6WdQN8w&riu=http%3a%2f%2fi.imgur.com%2fxjVaJBG.gif&ehk=oCyA5Zis37A98ApJ%2fK2PMcb0XBkvXLD06eDBdvmsdmw%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0

How am I going to explain that fat lip to my wife?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

In all fairness, she did it rather late in the day - going for the ”flash dick mob” thing I think.

In all fairness, she did it rather late in the day - going for the ”flash dick mob” thing I think.

Well someone had to remind me that I had such a great idea. I had forgotten

 

[LexxRuthless]

How am I going to explain that fat lip to my wife?

"I must have a cold sore coming on?"

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I love cocktails......and beer......and whiskey......and cognac......

I love vodka and cock… and food. I’m starving

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Just hit me with your best shot

odd request... *cocks shotgun* are you sure?

 

[Cogan]

I love vodka and cock… and food. I’m starving

In any particular order?

 

[Rapharider]

odd request... *cocks shotgun* are you sure?

You’ll have to catch me first!

 

[BrendaBear]

well I have a ti- oh I'm too tired to be witty

Get some sleep!

 

[awired50]

12" Dick & a Dozen Roses

 

[Lindi37]

I mean, 9 months isn't too early, right?

Well, to call myself a year older yes buuuuut to recieve any sort of gift, absolutely not

 

[RuneBlade]

What is going on in here?!


https://media.tenor.com/8nkY175n0CYAAAAC/wtf-eddie-murphy.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

 

[Bbl87]

Well, to call myself a year older yes buuuuut to recieve any sort of gift, absolutely not

Duely noted.

 

[Bbl87]

Yes I wanted to collect 40 dick pics from Litsters for my 40th birthday yesterday . It was fun

Not as fun as contributing.

 

[jason28053]

I mean, 9 months isn't too early, right?

Nice to know your parents were getting busy in December

 

[BrendaBear]

 

[BrendaBear]

I guess it is time to look for people…

 

[drobert44]

I guess it is time to look for poeple…

The grammar Nazi says, you spelled "people" wrong.............LOL