Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[servant_heart]

Some of us just say “motherfucking Christ on a crutch”

In the south we say, christ on a cracker.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Because Chaos holds my heart, you get to be tortured too

Happy Holidays Peeps!

Oh, I can't do Christmas songs

 

[servant_heart]

ohhhhhhh its religious! Got it lol

no no, this not religious lol

Bless it, is more hardcore than bless your heart. Its code for "you're in some shit"

 

[shenglung]

Because Chaos holds my heart, you get to be tortured too

Should I start preping another remix?

 

[BrendaBear]

Because Chaos holds my heart, you get to be tortured too

I still think you could do well on stage with a good backing band to do some sultry blues.

 

[BrendaBear]

Should I start preping another remix?

We need to give her a good backing track to sing over.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

We kinda dig you around here but if thats your day job we are going to help you build a resume...

Don't worry, this happens once in a blue moon. And we have a blue moon this month

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I love carrots! They make your boobs grow.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Should I start preping another remix?

I still think you could do well on stage with a good backing band to do some sultry blues.

Masochists, the both of you

 

[shenglung]

Masochists, the both of you

But I have to this time it's literally your namesake song.

 

[servant_heart]

I love carrots! They make your boobs grow.

Whoa, I've had too many carrots.

 

[BrendaBear]

I love carrots! They make your boobs grow.

Hmmm then can we extrapolate that the myth about helping eyesight is due to guys staring at the bigger boobs?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Whoa, I've had too many carrots.

Me too. *sighs*

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Whoa, I've had too many carrots.

Dammit. Why did I have to be such a brat? Should have listened when they said eat your carrots

 

[shenglung]

Hmmm then can we extrapolate that the myth about helping eyesight is due to guys staring at the bigger boobs?

Whoa, I've had too many carrots.

Me too. *sighs*

Well my poor eyesight thanks you for your dedication to carrots lol

 

[rjr_1954]

Good morning uncle fester

Don't be mean. It hurts my feelings when your mean.
I now read all of the posts before I say anything.
Where as I didn't before.

 

[servant_heart]

Its not real until we receive video proof of said action

Shit, right to video?? Are we not doing "pics or it didn't happen" anymore?

 

[BrendaBear]

 

[RuneBlade]

Whoa, I've had too many carrots.

Is that a thing?

Shit, right to video?? Are we not doing "pics or it didn't happen" anymore?

Welcome to Chaos!

 

[BrendaBear]

Shit, right to video?? Are we not doing "pics or it didn't happen" anymore?

Pics or it didn’t happen is still standard procedure. I think BP is just overly horny.

 

[rjr_1954]

Is that a thing?

Is this a commercial for peyronies disease?

 

[servant_heart]

Why is this sexy to me?

 

[BrendaBear]

Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a gif with a woman acting sexy while eating a carrot???

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

In the south we say, christ on a cracker.

We say that up north a bit too

 

[MedicalMuse]

Been a long couple days. I’m gonna go find coffee and try to be productive.
Side note, I never ate a lot of carrots but I think why I have works just fine.