Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[shenglung]

I would be mildly concerned if you were encased in a can

“Mildly,” she says. I see where I rate.

I feel strangely inspired by this exchange, expect some low effort pop art incoming at some point lol.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Isn’t that called a clusterfuck?

Only if you're lucky.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Extra seasoning?

Hence the mild concern

 

[Mr_Soup]

Well, I would have been extremely concerned if you were cooking in a vat. But if you're already in the can... there's not much left to do

Um, how does it go from “mildly concerned” in the can to “extremely concerned” out of the can?

Extra seasoning?

You’re supposed to be my wingman, what the fuck?!

 

[LupineOne]

You’re supposed to be my wingman, what the fuck?!

Your Soup, you’re fine, brother.
I thought extra seasoning was a compliment: you’d taste better

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Um, how does it go from “mildly concerned” in the can to “extremely concerned” out of the can?



You’re supposed to be my wingman, what the fuck?!

Well, its instant soup. Ya kinda have to be cooked before you go in the can. Once you've been in the can, I just need to worry about adding more pepper or salt with the pasta once your out and in the... uh... cooking thingie... pot o.o? Yes pot. Because clearly I know how to cook

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Question: where do I find the Cliffs Notes on Chaos?

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Question: where do I find the Cliffs Notes on Chaos?

Someone tried looking for that, but I think they fell over. Haven't been heard from since

 

[LupineOne]

Question: where do I find the Cliffs Notes on Chaos?

Hey @RuneBlade your expertise is needed!!

 

[LupineOne]

Someone tried looking for that, but I think they fell over. Haven't been heard from since

Sounds about right

 

[shenglung]

So going back to @AngelWithAShotgun canning @Mr_Soup
...
Oh and I couldn't forget @LupineOne and the extra seasoning lol

 

[Strixaluco]

Just measured - 4x160ml mustard from one batch.

 

[Strixaluco]

And that's batch 3/4 cooking!

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

And that's batch 3/4 cooking!

Perfect timing, @shenglung just finished getting the cans ready

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

oh jeez... I think @Grant55 may have fallen over too

 

[Strixaluco]

...and burned Dammit, I've been doing this since 10 years ago and I still burn a batch almost every year!

Well. Pour into a clean kettle, pick out the burned particles and let it simmer, it's not all lost. Just a hell of a kettle cleaning to do with the first one!

 

[Strixaluco]

Perfect timing, @shenglung just finished getting the cans ready

Mustard isn't canned, it's put in jars dear

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

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You know, I think this is my favourite. I would've taken my shoes off and started splashing bare feet in the shallows or sat down and just let the water run over it

 

[LupineOne]

oh jeez... I think @Grant55 may have fallen over too

Chaos is like that waterfall…if you jump in with both feet and swim, you’re usually fine.
You try to skim along the top and hope for the best, sometimes it just takes you straight down and spits you out far, far downstream of where you meant to be

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Mustard isn't canned, it's put in jars dear

oh shoot! @shenglung she needs jars please

 

[LupineOne]

You know, I think this is my favourite. I would've taken my shoes off and started splashing bare feet in the shallows or sat down and just let the water run over it

Which I did

 

[Sexy_Singer]

oh jeez... I think @Grant55 may have fallen over too

I prefer skimming and going right to the end rather than reading the whole novel.

This also has the makings of an award winning Soap Opera. Yet, there's a touch of Sci Fi. Where's Mothra Nebs?

 

[LupineOne]

I prefer skimming and going right to the end rather than reading the whole novel.

This also has the makings of an award Soap Opera. Yet, there's a touch of Sci Fi. Where's Mothra Nebs?

Don’t worry, Nebzilla is coming

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I prefer skimming and going right to the end rather than reading the whole novel.

This also has the makings of an award winning Soap Opera. Yet, there's a touch of Sci Fi. Where's Mothra Nebs?

That's a sound plan She's probably still

 

[Dribble]

My favorite morning news girl is pregnant. No...it isn't mine. But her boobs are going to get bigger. So I suspect ratings to go up.

Hey...it's fucking Kentucky for Christ's sake...it's the mine run off in our water that makes us like this