Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[PlanetaryNebula]

*gifs cold towel and waits for a show*

I wuv dat gif!!! Beagles!!!!!

 

[RuneBlade]

Yes darling, you are boob height

Sounds like just the breast thing ever.

AND it’s hot as fuck in my work place. Sweet sweaty Jesus it’s gonna be a long day.
* slaps self in face. Come on Nebs you bitch. Shake it off

How do you all feel about iced coffee?

Rawr, that got aggressive. We'll handle this!

 

[Strixaluco]

Okay fine. Muse says I'm tiny so I am

I am 158 cm aka 5'2 and according to my D it's just perfect! Being tiny is GOOD!

 

[rjr_1954]

But also fun sized

Bite sized??

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

sounds like you need the spanking

Yea yea yea.. threaten me with a good time

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Yea yea yea.. threaten me with a good time

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Okie, choose your paddle sir

 

[Kindfarmer]

I didn't say I was going to, but that I was/am inclined to. You are trigger happy dude and I have little space in my life for easily triggered people. Calm the fuck down

Also you seemed to be familiar with @Dribble and he with you.

This seemed to me an admission of your alt-hood.

Also... before you began posting in chaos your happy place was GB political shit slinging threads. Most newbees aren't immediately comfie on those GB threads.

feel free to go to Instagram and check out Kindfarmer. That’s me. I don’t know who the fuck these people are referring to. Assuming that someone else’s assumption is correct is beyond fucking stupid. Obviously you didn’t know. I’m a helper like that…..pffft

 

[hotoldrguy]

None taken in my case I just start making freudian slips lol

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/funny-pictures-vi-no-gifs-please.1535977/page-483#post-96084164

 

[MedicalMuse]

feel free to go to Instagram and check out Kindfarmer. That’s me. I don’t know who the fuck these people are referring to. Assuming that someone else’s assumption is correct is beyond fucking stupid. Obviously you didn’t know. I’m a helper like that…..pffft

You okay?

 

[shenglung]

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Okie, choose your paddle sir

Kinky... also that 3rd one has a beautiful color to the wood... yes I focus on the strangest details in images. Eh it's an artist thing

 

[Strixaluco]

feel free to go to Instagram and check out Kindfarmer. That’s me. I don’t know who the fuck these people are referring to. Assuming that someone else’s assumption is correct is beyond fucking stupid. Obviously you didn’t know. I’m a helper like that…..pffft

Do you realise that your aggressive style of writing doesn't help one bit? It makes me want to avoid you, even if you are legitimate.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

feel free to go to Instagram and check out Kindfarmer. That’s me. I don’t know who the fuck these people are referring to. Assuming that someone else’s assumption is correct is beyond fucking stupid. Obviously you didn’t know. I’m a helper like that…..pffft

Dude chill, you're harshing my paddle buzz

Kinky... also that 3rd one has a beautiful color to the wood... yes I focus on the strangest details in images. Eh it's an artist thing

Equipment colour matters, noted *nods*

 

[hotoldrguy]

5’ is tiny. I’m damn close to a foot taller.

6'2"

 

[MedicalMuse]

Dude chill, you're harshing my paddle buzz

Equipment colour matters, noted *nods*

Color does matter

 

[shenglung]

Dude chill, you're harshing my paddle buzz

Equipment colour matters, noted *nods*

Color does matter

Of course color matters you don't want it to clash with the marks being left

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Of course color matters you don't want it to clash with the marks being left

is there such a thing as purple wood?

 

[Rapharider]

is there such a thing as purple wood?

The tip of my wood sometimes has purple-ish hue.

 

[shenglung]

is there such a thing as purple wood?

Weirdly I know this yes Peltogyne also known as Purpleheart or Amaranth (also the name of one of my favorite songs)

 

[RuneBlade]

is there such a thing as purple wood?

Depends on how hard the wood is and how long it's been under pressure.

 

[rjr_1954]

Kinky... also that 3rd one has a beautiful color to the wood... yes I focus on the strangest details in images. Eh it's an artist thing

#2 has a longer board - harder impact
#3 will hide the blood better with darker wood.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Of course color matters you don't want it to clash with the marks being left

Compliment. I want it to compliment.

 

[hotoldrguy]

is there such a thing as purple wood?

only if the cock ring is too tight

 

[MedicalMuse]

is there such a thing as purple wood?

Purple Heart wood is actually purple.

If we’re talking wood and not cock.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Weirdly I know this yes Peltogyne also known as Purpleheart or Amaranth (also the name of one of my favorite songs)

Depends on how hard the wood is and how long it's been under pressure.

I have just discovered, there's such a thing as a wood database. And it isn't porn 0.0!

#2 has a longer board - harder impact
#3 will hide the blood better with darker wood.

Uhh... little tip, you're not supposed to let the blood dry on it. Clean after every session and it wouldn't matter what colour the wood is

 

[rjr_1954]

Compliment. I want it to compliment.

No fun. For me I would want it hard enough to lose feeling in my feet.