Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[awired50]

Good morning my pervy friends!

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Pervert

Hi, I’m Guido… haaaaave you met me yet?
*correction: Hi, this is Chaos… are you new here? We’re ALL perverts

 

[MedicalMuse]

Hi, I’m Guido… haaaaave you met me yet?
*correction: Hi, this is Chaos… are you new here? We’re ALL perverts

Oh, I’ve met you. Seen Allllll of you. Except your ass.

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Oh, I’ve met you. Seen Allllll of you. Except your ass.

Incoming PM in, 3… 2… 1…

 

[Codeman93]

Good morning pervs

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Morning Code!!

Good morning pervs

 

[Codeman93]

Morning Code!!

How are you?

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

How are you?

Not wanting to go outside to drag my lab in the house. It’s too early and too cold out to play in the yard!

 

[LupineOne]

Cup #3...we'll see how this goes...

 

[Codeman93]

Not wanting to go outside to drag my lab in the house. It’s too early and too cold out to play in the yard!

I’m the same way I just opened the door and praying she comes in

 

[shenglung]

Just that you made that gif is awesome!

https://media.giphy.com/media/7qGQZda55R6mK8SWQR/giphy.gif
OK that time it worked... I'm confused its to early I need some coffee ️

 

[LupineOne]

Ok, now that my brain is at least running more than two synapses at a time: who enjoys dark chocolate and raspberry?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Ok, now that my brain is at least running more than two synapses at a time: who enjoys dark chocolate and raspberry?

Did someone say dark chocolate? I'm ok with a hint of raspberry, but don't like it if it's too strong and overpowers the chocolate.

 

[Mr_Soup]

Ok, now that my brain is at least running more than two synapses at a time: who enjoys dark chocolate and raspberry?

Separately, but not together.

 

[shenglung]

Separately, but not together.

this!

 

[LupineOne]

Did someone say dark chocolate? I'm ok with a hint of raspberry, but don't like it if it's too strong and overpowers the chocolate.

Separately, but not together.

Ok, well...following recipe the filling can be modified however you like with flavors

 

[LupineOne]

Chocolate Raspberry Cream Torte


Ingredients:

Chocolate Layer Cake

1 cup butter, softened
2 cups sugar
2 large eggs
1 ½ teaspoons vanilla
2 ⅔ cups all-purpose flour
¾ cup baking cocoa
2 teaspoons baking soda
¼ teaspoon salt
1 cup buttermilk
1 cup boiling water

Filling

2 cups heavy whipping cream
3 tablespoons granulated sugar
¼ cup boiling water
6-8 heaping tablespoons powdered sugar, sifted
5-6 heaping tablespoons freeze-dried raspberries, sifted


Method:

1. In a large bowl, cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in eggs and vanilla.
Combine the flour, cocoa, baking soda and salt; add to creamed mixture alternately with buttermilk, beating well after each addition.
With mixer on low speed, gradually add boiling water to batter. Increase speed to medium and beat for 2-3 minutes.

2. Pour into three greased and floured 9 in. round baking pans with parchment paper in the bottoms.
Bake at 350 degrees for 16-20 minutes or until a toothpick inserted near the center comes out clean.
Cool for 10 minutes before removing from pans to wire racks to cool completely.

3. For filling, dissolve granulated sugar in boiling water. Add freeze-dried raspberries.
Stir to dissolve. Reheat to boiling in the microwave.
Add powdered sugar, 2 tablespoons at a time, stirring to dissolve. Mixture will be thick. Let cool.
Add mixture to cream, a tablespoon at a time, stirring gently with a whisk to combine.
Beat until stiff peaks form.

4. Place bottom cake layer on serving plate. Top with 1 ⅓ cups of filling, spreading evenly out to the edge. Repeat layers twice.
Store in the refrigerator. Also freezes quite well.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Ok, well...following recipe the filling can be modified however you like with flavors

When it's too raspberry-y I act like Paul Hollywood and say "Too much raspberry. It's overpowering."

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Chocolate Raspberry Cream Torte


Ingredients:

Chocolate Layer Cake

1 cup butter, softened
2 cups sugar
2 large eggs
1 ½ teaspoons vanilla
2 ⅔ cups all-purpose flour
¾ cup baking cocoa
2 teaspoons baking soda
¼ teaspoon salt
1 cup buttermilk
1 cup boiling water

Filling

2 cups heavy whipping cream
3 tablespoons granulated sugar
¼ cup boiling water
6-8 heaping tablespoons powdered sugar, sifted
5-6 heaping tablespoons freeze-dried raspberries, sifted


Method:

1. In a large bowl, cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in eggs and vanilla.

Combine the flour, cocoa, baking soda and salt; add to creamed mixture alternately with buttermilk, beating well after each addition.
With mixer on low speed, gradually add boiling water to batter. Increase speed to medium and beat for 2-3 minutes.

1. Pour into three greased and floured 9 in. round baking pans with parchment paper in the bottoms.

Bake at 350 degrees for 16-20 minutes or until a toothpick inserted near the center comes out clean.
Cool for 10 minutes before removing from pans to wire racks to cool completely.

1. For filling, dissolve granulated sugar in boiling water. Add freeze-dried raspberries.

Stir to dissolve. Reheat to boiling in the microwave.
Add powdered sugar, 2 tablespoons at a time, stirring to dissolve. Mixture will be thick. Let cool.
Add mixture to cream, a tablespoon at a time, stirring gently with a whisk to combine.
Beat until stiff peaks form.

1. Place bottom cake layer on serving plate. Top with 1 ⅓ cups of filling, spreading evenly out to the edge. Repeat layers twice.

Store in the refrigerator. Also freezes quite well.

I'd substitute blueberries or strawberries... or both!

 

[Strixaluco]

No thanks. I like to keep my potassium

Me too. I have a med that can cause hypokalemia, and I actually have symptoms of it...

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Not wanting to go outside to drag my lab in the house. It’s too early and too cold out to play in the yard!

Yeah. Its the kind of morning where my guy looks at me as if to say "Why can't I use the bathroom like you, Boss?"

"Because you can't lift you leg high enough. Let's go find that ugly rose bush..."

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Yes yes recipes are nice, now show us the good stuff

 

[Strixaluco]

Ok, now that my brain is at least running more than two synapses at a time: who enjoys dark chocolate and raspberry?

Where can I get some?

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Angel… when you say the “good stuff”, what is it that you’re hoping to see?

Yes yes recipes are nice, now show us the good stuff

 

[LupineOne]

Yes yes recipes are nice, now show us the good stuff

*blinks* I thought I just did...