Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[AngelWithAShotgun]

My dads a Virgo so I was probably made very methodically on a very neat bed.
Actually I was a “surprise”

You're a child surprise

 

[LupineOne]

https://voca.ro/1ihmcfdGykdv

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

A brief internet search produced this under my sign (Taurus):

"These folks can be super kinky, and would want you to try positions which you cannot even think of. They are not your regular sexual partners who'd try the same 2-3 sex positions. If you look into their sexual history, they might have even asked for it in a car in the middle of a market! They can be bizarre!"

Point made.

Aquarius?

 

[cascadiabound]

https://voca.ro/1ihmcfdGykdv

Goodnight Wolfie
Don't forget to hydrate to reduce unpleasant after effects

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

We should all claim to be under the 13th sign of the Zodiac, Ophincus

I had to google that, Ophiuchus

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You're a child surprise

Surprise/mistake tomato tomoto

 

[cascadiabound]

Aquarius?

I edited but not fast enough... Taurus

 

[Mr_Soup]

Picked the wrong time to get in the shower…

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

https://voca.ro/1ihmcfdGykdv

Hop up Wolfie!!!

 

[LupineOne]

Goodnight Wolfie
Don't forget to hydrate to reduce unpleasant after effects

Taken care of
G’night

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

We should all claim to be under the 13th sign of the Zodiac, Ophincus

I actually am still a Sagittarius even with this new ophincus sign!

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Surprise/mistake tomato tomoto

Couldn't resist the Witcher reference

 

[LupineOne]

Hop up Wolfie!!!

*leaps up and stretches, yawning and curls around you*

 

[shmily]

good evening Chaos.

As promised @PlanetaryNebula @cascadiabound @BrendaD @shmily @Photog1rl and anyone else interested, here is Santa's story for Monday.


Santa recites The Grinch

Maybe another later in the week...

Thank you sir

 

[cascadiabound]

Aquarius?

For them I found

"Aquarians are the first to go nasty in bed and turn into complete freaks and monsters."
I also found stated as absolute fact that Aquarians love anal sex particularly because it is taboo

 

[hotoldrguy]

For them I found

"Aquarians are the first to go nasty in bed and turn into complete freaks and monsters."
I also found stated as absolute fact that Aquarians love anal sex particularly because it is taboo

Dare I ask about Cancer or are we going to get the vanilla rating?

 

[rjr_1954]

You know, I would have loved to have been born in February. Their birthstone is amethyst, very purrtty

The coldest month in the year, usually & a purple gemstone. They are all over my home paired with emeralds, mine & my wife's

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Sagittarius's famous straight talking means they tend to be open and honest about expressing their sexual needs and will appreciate it if you do likewise. Physically robust – and often great sexual athletes – most Sagittarians tend to be very relaxed and confident about sex. There’s no room for shyness or embarrassment here. Get set to swing from the chandeliers!

 

[cascadiabound]

Picked the wrong time to get in the shower…

It's pretty much always the wrong time to get in the shower when it comes to chaos

 

[rjr_1954]

For them I found

"Aquarians are the first to go nasty in bed and turn into complete freaks and monsters."
I also found stated as absolute fact that Aquarians love anal sex particularly because it is taboo

You can't believe all this hogwash!

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

For them I found

"Aquarians are the first to go nasty in bed and turn into complete freaks and monsters."
I also found stated as absolute fact that Aquarians love anal sex particularly because it is taboo

Where are you reading this 0.0! I wanna see!

I googled @TANSTAAFL58 thing and it gave me man grasping a penis

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

You can't believe all this hogwash!

I think we have ourselves an aquarian in our midst

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Sagittarius's famous straight talking means they tend to be open and honest about expressing their sexual needs and will appreciate it if you do likewise. Physically robust – and often great sexual athletes – most Sagittarians tend to be very relaxed and confident about sex. There’s no room for shyness or embarrassment here. Get set to swing from the chandeliers!

Pounds chest doing a Tarzan yell...

 

[cascadiabound]

Dare I ask about Cancer or are we going to get the vanilla rating?

"They are masters of imagination and that can get as dirty as it can. They can even give competition to Aries, however they are subtle about it. They are 95% perverted"

That seems like a high perv rating. just saying

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I'm Cancer. I don't know what that makes me.

"They are masters of imagination and thst can get as dirty as it can. They can even competition to Aries, however they are subtle about it. They are 95% perverted"

That seems like a high perv rating. just saying

Highly pervy