Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[PlanetaryNebula]

Ok, I may be an alpha wolf, and I may be a huge perv with an insane sex drive, but even I need a break!
Perfect tsunami reference for me there, @Mr_Soup

I want 40 dick pics. Not 40 cumshots. Rest easy there tsunami

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Me too...
I'm feeling very slightly left out....

You know, I would have loved to have been born in February. Their birthstone is amethyst, very purrtty

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You believed that, Nebs??

I’m very gullible

 

[LupineOne]

I want 40 dick pics. Not 40 cumshots. Rest easy there tsunami

Fair, fair….we’ll see

 

[shenglung]

When’s your bday? I’m right on the cusp

Ah traditional tropical calendar in that case I miss it by a good bit on the sidereal I only miss it by two days.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Me too...
I'm feeling very slightly left out....

ALL SAGITTARIANS ARE ONLY SUITED FOR A LIFE OF CELIBACY BECAUSE THEY ARE PRUDES. Everyone feel better?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Fair, fair….we’ll see

Oh baby if you can pump 40 loads into my box then game on, I just know you have a lot on your plate

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Oh baby if you can pump 40 loads into my box then game on, I just know you have a lot on your plate

She says, after claiming to be a prude

 

[LupineOne]

Oh baby if you can pump 40 loads into my box then game on, I just know you have a lot on your plate

True that. I’ll be lucky if I can check in at all. If nothing else I’ll shoot you a quick message or post if I can saying I made it

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

She says, after claiming to be a prude

Touché Angel! I’ve outed myself. But I was just trying to make the non Sag pervs feel better

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

True that. I’ll be lucky if I can check in at all. If nothing else I’ll shoot you a quick message or post if I can saying I made it

Are you going swimming? If you are, take pictures at the beach please? I miss seeing tropical skies and seas merging

 

[LupineOne]

Cuz I read it in a book about zodiac signs? Or maybe it said sluttiest.. something about bump and grind champions

Where do Scorpios land in this?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

True that. I’ll be lucky if I can check in at all. If nothing else I’ll shoot you a quick message or post if I can saying I made it

I will look forward to it!!! If not, we will see you on Christmas!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Where do Scorpios land in this?

Oh you all are beasts in the bedroom

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Touché Angel! I’ve outed myself. But I was just trying to make the non Sag pervs feel better

I'm beginning to believe you're right though, if most of us on here are Sag, then we might just be the perviest bunch

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I'm beginning to believe you're right though, if most of us on here are Sag, then we might just be the perviest bunch

Now she agrees with me!

 

[LupineOne]

I'm beginning to believe you're right though, if most of us on here are Sag, then we might just be the perviest bunch

Perfect

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

@AngelWithAShotgun

 

[cascadiabound]

Touché Angel! I’ve outed myself. But I was just trying to make the non Sag pervs feel better

I think we can prolly figure adequately pervy characteristics for EVERY astrological sign... give me a few minutes I'll start...

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Oh you all are beasts in the bedroom

omg. i just had a very disturbing realisation. my dad is a beast. i was probably made on beast mode... AHHHHHH!!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I think we can prolly figure adequately pervy characteristics for EVERY astrological sign... give me a few minutes I'll start...

Right we all perv in our own way. I’m very blunt about my perviness. Not a lick of subtlety

 

[LupineOne]

Right we all perv in our own way. I’m very blunt about my perviness. Not a lick of subtlety

Thank God. It’s refreshing!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

omg. i just had a very disturbing realisation. my dad is a beast. i was probably made on beast mode... AHHHHHH!!!

My dads a Virgo so I was probably made very methodically on a very neat bed.
Actually I was a “surprise”

 

[cascadiabound]

I think we can prolly figure adequately pervy characteristics for EVERY astrological sign... give me a few minutes I'll start...

A brief internet search produced this under my sign (Taurus):

"These folks can be super kinky, and would want you to try positions which you cannot even think of. They are not your regular sexual partners who'd try the same 2-3 sex positions. If you look into their sexual history, they might have even asked for it in a car in the middle of a market! They can be bizarre!"

Point made.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

We should all claim to be under the 13th sign of the Zodiac, Ophincus