Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Codeman93]

Why don’t you ask the Big League Chew and 3 king-sized Snickers that I got for $free.99

Five finger discount

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

What are these “condoms” you speak of? Weren’t those just a terrible fad in the 90’s?

Nope, I have some in the drawer next to me. Idk why hubby wanted to try them. Stayed on for 2 seconds and then he said "nope!"

 

[Ingenue844]

What are these “condoms” you speak of? Weren’t those just a terrible fad in the 90’s?

I haven’t thought about them for a decade and a half…

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Pretty sure I saw a guy steal some condoms at Walgreens the other day. He wasn't great at acting natural.

I mean… you can get free condoms from planned parenthood but I like that he was shoplifting for the greater good….?

 

[Deadbed1968]

I haven’t thought about them for a decade and a half…

I had to throw away the box I had…They expired!

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Nope, I have some in the drawer next to me. Idk why hubby wanted to try them. Stayed on for 2 seconds and then he said "nope!"

Cool, let’s try to cut the blood flow off to my dick, get rid of 90% feeling, and see if I can get off. Terrible product engineering!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Nope, I have some in the drawer next to me. Idk why hubby wanted to try them. Stayed on for 2 seconds and then he said "nope!"

Yup. Been there . It was a novelty item kind of thing

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Uh oh…did you lose a LitLove this way? Will you forever be heartbroken with an unrequited love?

No I am incapable of love. I just get banned a lot and it wears me the fuck out.

 

[Mr_Soup]

Nope, I have some in the drawer next to me. Idk why hubby wanted to try them. Stayed on for 2 seconds and then he said "nope!"

I hate them. I’m snipped, clean, and don’t try to fuck everything that moves, so I don’t have much use for them at all anymore.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I mean… you can get free condoms from planned parenthood but I like that he was shoplifting for the greater good….?

I probably made him nervous. I kept looking at him while I was picking out tampons. Thought it would be fun to look annoyed when I looked his way.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I hate them. I’m snipped, clean, and don’t try to fuck everything that moves, so I don’t have much use for them at all anymore.

Soups on!!!!

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

I mean… you can get free condoms from planned parenthood but I like that he was shoplifting for the greater good….?

Probably just seeing if “he’s still got it”. That magic touch! Kinda like the billionaire playboy/art thief. Dude can EASILY afford it - just gets off on the thrill. And in this case, the guy might have a premature ejaculation problem, meaning the stolen goods will be used IMMEDIATELY!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I hate them. I’m snipped, clean, and don’t try to fuck everything that moves, so I don’t have much use for them at all anymore.

We've only ever been with each other so I think he wanted to try the experience.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Probably just seeing if “he’s still got it”. That magic touch! Kinda like the billionaire playboy/art thief. Dude can EASILY afford it - just gets off on the thrill. And in this case, the guy might have a premature ejaculation problem, meaning the stolen goods will be used IMMEDIATELY!

Risky to shoplift in these times…

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

We've only ever been with each other so I think he wanted to try the experience.

Wow! I will not even mention the estimated number of dudes I have boinked

 

[Ingenue844]

No I am incapable of love. I just get banned a lot and it wears me the fuck out.

I tell people I’m incapable of love but I don’t mean it.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I tell people I’m incapable of love but I don’t mean it.

I love watching footage of bears and eating guac.

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Risky to shoplift in these times…

I quote the great Warren G in saying:
“Regulators, we regulate any stealing of this property, and we damn good too. But you can’t be any geek off the street. Gotta be real handy with the steel, if you know what I mean, earn your keep. REGULATORS!!!! Mount up!”

 

[LupineOne]

I’m For the drinking or the shitposting?
Either way it can’t be me. But there are actual adulty adults in here.

Are there really??

Same.

Regardless, the van is ready.

Good man.

I hate them. I’m snipped, clean, and don’t try to fuck everything that moves, so I don’t have much use for them at all anymore.

Same. Minus the snipped part.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Good evening all.
to the usual suspects.

 

[Ingenue844]

I love watching footage of bears and eating guac.

Feeling uncomfortable? Trying to change the subject?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I quote the great Warren G in saying:
“Regulators, we regulate any stealing of this property, and we damn good too. But you can’t be any geek off the street. Gotta be real handy with the steel, if you know what I mean, earn your keep. REGULATORS!!!! Mount up!”

He sampled that from Young Guns movie.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Good evening all.
to the usual suspects.

Hey blue!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I took a free sample piece of candy and felt guilty and paid the nickle for it. I don't think I'd make for a good burglar.

Awww. You’re a sweetheart

 

[Codeman93]

How is everyone