What's the saddest thing someone has said to you today

saustin5432

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OK, this is not meant to be actually sad. Inspired by a recent sad statement from my favourite Litster, what is the saddest thing (hopefully in a tongue in cheek kinda way) someone has said to you today?

Said to me: "My hands are too cold to masturbate."
 
Sometimes, it's what's not said.
Like when she doesn't say no when I drop the subtle hint.
 
Mom told me her fancy Christmas tree with the remote and all the different light settings went out on her.Eh I'll check it out tomorrow. ;)
 
I can't recall anything specific, although I'm wondering if married men on Lit don't see how they come across in pm's.
 
They’re blinded by the hope of pussy.
Some of them are for sure. I think it's hard for many men to understand what it's like to receive hundreds if not at least a thousand pm's and wonder if your brain has suffered long term damage. :)
 
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