Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[cheekygirl75]

I can touch my nose with my tongue!

You've got a perpetual invite!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I can touch my nose with my tongue!

This is good news

 

[Mo_Bandy]

And now I'm picturing Homer Simpson

Same. One of my favorite episodes.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I can tough my tongue to your clit.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I am way too lazy and a piss poor planner. I cant even ever remember to rent one of those bounce houses like the good dads always do.

I’m sure you’re a good dad. Just love your kid/kids. Bounce houses are overrated and usually filled with vomit

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I can tough my tongue to your clit.

You’re invited to this party too

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I can do this too in case anyone wants to know lol

What else can you do with your tongue?

 

[Mr_Soup]

I can do this too in case anyone wants to know lol

@PlanetaryNebula looks like you’ve got two suitors for underneath you in the spit roast. It’s your lucky night.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I am way too lazy and a piss poor planner. I cant even ever remember to rent one of those bounce houses like the good dads always do.

You could suspend a bedsheet between trees.
How good is your health insurance?

 

[LupineOne]

I can touch my nose with my tongue!

That I can’t do…but I do have, for whatever genetic reason, very long fingers

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

@PlanetaryNebula looks like you’ve got two suitors for underneath you in the spit roast. It’s your lucky night.

You guys just wanna run a train? Or do it gangbang style?

 

[Deadbed1968]

What else can you do with your tongue?

I have a mind to show you!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

That I can’t do…but I do have, for whatever genetic reason, very long fingers

What big paws you have

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Or what about an orgy at Cheekys house? I heard she has wine

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I have a mind to show you!

Local within like 50 miles… might have to find out lol

 

[Mo_Bandy]

You could suspend a bedsheet between trees.
How good is your health insurance?

Satan is my health insurance.

 

[mobleedzblue]

We haven’t even lit the Chaos candles yet.

Well fuck! I'll just sit here with my whiskey and watch the shit show

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Satan is my health insurance.

That must be fun to use at faith based hospitals

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Choo Choo!!!

My colorectal surgeon would like a word

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You guys can drink the wine, but it sounds like fun!

Yeah. I hate wine. But I still want to have the orgy

 

[BrendaBear]

And speaking of "that song." One year a band I play with was doing a Christmas party and that song was on our playlist at the request of one of the women in the office that was throwing the party. She fancied herself a singer and we don't mind mixing things up a bit. We usually stick to the older stuff even for Christmas. "Run, Run, Rudolph," "Little Saint Nick," and that sort of stuff. Strictly Old School.
I used to feel the same dread hearing that song...until we played it that night. First-I play bass with this band and the bass line is a killer old school Motown groove like Jamerson would play, second-the woman from the office was a fantastic singer, a throaty, contralto with a seductive playfulness in her voice, and third-we were paid in food and alcohol and had certainly made out quite well on the deal by that point. Maybe it's because we were all pretty buzzed and swinging it nice and loose but it really is a good song, it really does sound like something Barry Gordy would have cooked up at Hitsville back in the 60s Mariah just doesn't have the voice for it.
Next time it comes on listen to the music and try ignore Mariah's voice. Maybe image Aretha or Ann Peebles singing it.

Okay - I realized I have no idea what “that song“ is. I looked on youTube to see what her biggest viewed christmas song was, and was completely underwhelmed. what I saw was not bad, but not at all great either. So - what is “that song”? I will surely check it out as long as it isn’t something that will make me throw up like “My Sharona” which is the likely the worst song to ever be played repeatedly on the radio… although there is McArthurs Park to consider….

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I only drink between breakfast and dinner. Really this is true.

 

[Mr_Soup]

Yeah. I hate wine. But I still want to have the orgy

You’re leading this time, girl. Direct traffic.

 

[LupineOne]

Yeah. I hate wine. But I still want to have the orgy

I have whiskey! And Soup’s right

 

[cheekygirl75]

Yeah. I hate wine. But I still want to have the orgy

Or what about an orgy at Cheekys house? I heard she has wine

I.... had wine? The bottle's almost gone, honestly. I do have another bottle, but it's not going to stretch that far. I think we need to find a neutral place anyway, away from my 6 year old nieces