What is the weirdest thing that turns you on?

[PMarky2]

It is still Duck Foot's grotty sandals...

She's a friend of mine, who I never normally think about sexually - for a start, she is in the forbidden fruit zone at 20 - but when she starts grumbling about her sandals getting grainy and dust-filled at work my brain and my crotch connect instantly.

 

[sixfoot4]

Didn't know the name of this little kink so thank you. I do think it would be so hot to have a tit on my pussy.

will you settle for the head of my circumcised prick rubbing your clit?

 

[GentlemanJedi63]

I don't think they're weird, but I have two things: I love women working out during the summer time as I imagine how sweaty and smelly their pussies must get. The second is a natural woman. What I mean is a woman that allows her bush to grow. I don't mean a jungle, I like some maintenance, but I love the 1980s Playboy centerfold look.

 

[Crownvic]

Smelling her feet..after her days work..ph covered in high heels...very exciting...

 

[Nudeslave83]

Being the only one naked around dressed women, often in the context of a speculative fantasy where I am a minority of 1% of the population rendered allergic to clothing so life becomes rather awkward and embarrassing.

 

[Wonderer67]

Ok. This may be wierd. Farm tools and implements. Fucking my wife on a plow ( that has happened), or a disc or the brush hog, or log splitter. Tractors with front end loaders can be interesting. (have never done it but fantasize about fucking my wife tied and bent over the bucket of a front end loader.)

She has handcuffed me and spanked me handcuffed to a harrow.

Our barn has so many cables, chains, ropes, pulleys etc that it would be great to use for bdsm scenarios. My wife is not into being restrained, but I sure am.

 

[Bigboobbabe]

Not weird, but I know women complain about it.

I love getting dick pics. And video of a man cumming makes me crazy. I almost cum just from watching.

 

[Mtnmike]

Not weird, but I know women complain about it.

I love getting dick pics. And video of a man cumming makes me crazy. I almost cum just from watching.

You my lady are in the lower percentile, I like it

 

[Handeguy]

Anything oozing out of a vagina - grool, pee, sometimes even her period.

 

[HanSoleOh]

I live in a climate where it's pretty cold about 9 of the 12 months of the year. I'm not sure how normal or weird it is, but I have a coworker who I can see while I work and I especially love when it's warm enough for her to wear her flip flops to work. Whenever she sits at her desk she kicks them off and types away at her desk barefoot and it drives me absolutely wild.

 

[Mellie27394]

Eye contact with a stranger that lasts just a second too long; the bulge of a bicep that peeks out at the bottom of short sleeve shirts, especially on a man who isn't otherwise "muscular"; hearing my coworkers low quiet laugh when I make inside jokes that only he & I would understand, while on group zoom calls

 

[Easyvirtue]

Sweat, lots of sweat!

 

[NakedNymph]

Eye contact with a stranger that lasts just a second too long; the bulge of a bicep that peeks out at the bottom of short sleeve shirts, especially on a man who isn't otherwise "muscular"; hearing my coworkers low quiet laugh when I make inside jokes that only he & I would understand, while on group zoom calls

Nah fam that's really cute and I feel that way too those are so intimate and kinda romantic!

Some of the shit that turns me on, I swear I'll never tell on this thread

 

[j769]

Since we’re heading for winter soon - women in boots. I think I have a slight footwear fetish

 

[shrek100]

Women with hairy armpits :/

 

[Quitecurious]

A strong confident woman

I’m right here.

 

[Quitecurious]

Men’s hands… first thing that turns me on. In cock pics, I look at the hands first.

Oh yes there are certain guys whose hands are just super hot. Don’t even know how to describe it, sometimes I just look at them and think…mmmmm. Also love a guys neck and that curve from the neck down to the shoulder.

 

[nightowl75]

When my shares or even hints at little details about former lovers.

That was a surprise turn-on for me, too.

 

[chame1eon]

Women with hairy armpits :/

I actually know what you mean.

 

[chame1eon]

Since we’re heading for winter soon - women in boots. I think I have a slight footwear fetish

I love people in boots but not that kind as much.

 

[Rumi2018]

Bare shoulders

 

[tristantrotsky]

watching a young boy/man doing bareback anal sex on a middle aged/much older guy.

There's always that weirdness about meeting a stranger for sex, and getting into his car. As he's driving you out of town to that remote spot in the woods you're full of strange trepidations and anticipations about what's going to happen. You're nervous and screwed-up inside. Maybe this was a bad idea? Maybe he's got half-a-dozen guys up there waiting to jump on you? Maybe he's a queer-basher or serial killer with evil intent? Is it too late to call it off and quit? But at the same time… he seems kinda nice. Maybe he's as nervous as me? So you sit and wait, tongue-tied and shy, ready for him to pull in somewhere so the new cock-sucking adventure can begin...

 

[cubbyfire04]

British accents turns me on for some reason, lol!!

That's a big one for me too!

 

[Mellie27394]

Eye contact with a stranger that lasts just a second too long; the bulge of a bicep that peeks out at the bottom of short sleeve shirts, especially on a man who isn't otherwise "muscular"; hearing my coworkers low quiet laugh when I make inside jokes that only he & I would understand, while on group zoom calls

Finding out said coworker is going through a divorce and he only has told me about it at work... his deep sexy voice telling me about it. Damn...

 

[NakedNymph]

Finding out said coworker is going through a divorce and he only has told me about it at work... his deep sexy voice telling me about it. Damn...

Do you wish you could swoop him up right now?