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Nope too far north far too close to the polar bears thank you very much.Up North, trying being in the highlands![]()
I’m sure you won’t get neglected here. In fact you’ll get lots of attention.Midlands here. Married but neglected & pregnant![]()
Cambs area, its cold outside here
It's definitely turned, cold and wet here tooIts cold up north - but that is never a surprise
That’s shameful - I always loved fucking (and milking) pregnant women. Especially if they also love fucking themselves with shampoo bottlesMidlands here. Married but neglected & pregnant![]()
You're not that old, some of us are olderHello older lady here from the south coast. Cold wet and windy here today
TrueYou're not that old, some of us are older![]()
It's a fuck sight better than the alternativefeeling older today lol
im alive and grateful lolIt's a fuck sight better than the alternative
Party night tonight then?im alive and grateful lol
It's pet frightening night tonightParty night tonight then?
I'm going to the theatre to see an Agatha Christie, I might need matchsticks to prop my eyes openIt's pet frightening night tonight