Starfucks 2

[Mr X]

Good morning Pervs 'n' Pervesses!


How 'other' Coffee Shops prepare their creamers...

https://i.imgur.com/ZdgHzks.png



And then there's the STARFUCKS https://i.imgur.com/LESsgo6.png
way...

https://i.imgur.com/sA4ZGhp.gif

 

[Minxee]

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[Crios]

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Desperately needed one of these today. Damn cold/cough kept me up all night
Before I started working in the back today, though, I figured I'd check up on customers. Now, I don't know WHAT I did to make them angry but...
https://s1.pictoa.com/media/galleries/182/722/182722594fe03fd42bd/3348667594fe03fd7353.jpg

 

[Minxee]

I should be sleeping… I have to be up early tomorrow. .
But there is a mosquito in my room so…..
I’ve got a travel mug ready for me to add water to in the morning. I have an energy drink hiding in a water bottle…. I’ll get a big fuck off coffee with all the sugar at lunch and maybe a bottle of coke…

Tomorrow is going to be a fun day… I can feel it.

Hopefully I can find more interesting signs like this one….


Why do I feel like this would be something on the door to your cage - I mean room @Crios?

Also I attempted to bake sugar cookies tonight but didn’t have time to ice them. I’ll post pictures when I’m done!

 

[StrangeView]

ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!

crawls out of drain outside the cafe

 

[Crios]

ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!

crawls out of drain outside the cafe

SV!!!!! He's ALIVE (I think)

 

[blazingsaddles69]

GEtting the coffee cream that way is fun too hmmmm

 

[StrangeView]

SV!!!!! He's ALIVE (I think)

Ahh, Crios!!! I'm back. I think.... I stopped off at the asylum to make sure Mrs Henderson was ok, then everything went black. When I woke up, I was disguised as Mrs H, and I've been trying to escape ever since .

https://i.smutty.com/media_smutty_2/m/a/r/l/m/marlene38ee-ujmkv-d02a00.gif

 

[Minxee]

 

[Crios]

https://i.imgur.com/LvPogQ6.png

I see you made cookies this morning, @Minxee

 

[Minxee]

https://i.imgur.com/LvPogQ6.png

I see you made cookies this morning, @Minxee

That I did!
Delicious sugar cookies!!!

 

[JamesD_0117]

That I did!
Delicious sugar cookies!!!

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Yes please!

 

[yabadabadoo23]

That I did!
Delicious sugar cookies!!!

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As you wish….. more than willing to comply.

 

[Minxee]

I think I need alcohol more than coffee today. I was putting my hair into a plait and I saw a grey hair. Actually it looked more white….
I guess I did well to make it this far without them… *sigh*

 

[thefishfryer]

I think I need alcohol more than coffee today. I was putting my hair into a plait and I saw a grey hair. Actually it looked more white….
I guess I did well to make it this far without them… *sigh*

As long as your pubes aren't white?

 

[Minxee]

As long as your pubes aren't white?

If I keep shaving them… no one will ever know.

 

[thefishfryer]

If I keep shaving them… no one will ever know.

It's as good a reason as any.

 

[Mr X]

If I keep shaving them… no one will ever know.

You do know we offer a ....erm! Grooming service down in the basement Minxee!
https://i.imgur.com/lX9pUQR.png

https://i.imgur.com/5CYXiWz.png
or...
https://i.imgur.com/kwW6y3y.png
for those of a nervous disposition!


Plus aftercare is important too!
https://i.imgur.com/drIs6Hp.gif

 

[Crios]

You do know we offer a ....erm! Grooming service down in the basement Minxee!
https://i.imgur.com/lX9pUQR.png

https://i.imgur.com/5CYXiWz.png
or...
https://i.imgur.com/kwW6y3y.png
for those of a nervous disposition!


Plus aftercare is important too!
https://i.imgur.com/drIs6Hp.gif

But, Boss Man...aren't the Hendersons down there?
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[Mr X]

But, Boss Man...aren't the Hendersons down there?
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Oh yeah! ...I forgot! ...umm! we don't really want them anywhere near any sharp objects!

Guess you and I will have to take Minxee down to the basement tonight then! ...in the meantime, could you pop down there and make sure they're ...erm! ...behaving themselves?

You may want to take a tazer with you - Individually you may be able to reason with them, but as a group in heat ...I wouldn't risk it! there's one in the bottom draw of my desk - and best put it on the HIGH setting!

 

[Crios]

Oh yeah! ...I forgot! ...umm! we don't really want them anywhere near any sharp objects!

Guess you and I will have to take Minxee down to the basement tonight then! ...in the meantime, could you pop down there and make sure they're ...erm! ...behaving themselves?

You may want to take a tazer with you - Individually you may be able to reason with them, but as a group in heat ...I wouldn't risk it! there's one in the bottom draw of my desk - and best put it on the HIGH setting!

I'm ready! Brought along a friend to watch my back (end)
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.explicit.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.B-MQcrZY1qtdPPK3yVj8lwAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=657f4d7bd81e47fc95bfc866363d09a1d913020a93d6969cdc1b78b142739a9f&ipo=images

 

[Minxee]

Hey bossman just a reminder that my pay should be increased… it seems short…

 

[Mr X]

Hey bossman just a reminder that my pay should be increased… it seems short…

Why don't you come up to my office later and I'm sure we can erm!... 'negotiate' something!

 

[Minxee]

Why don't you come up to my office later and I'm sure we can erm!... 'negotiate' something!

You better be good with negotiations as you forgot something…

 

[Maturelickr]

If I keep shaving them… no one will ever know.

Works for me