Swannie's Random Stuff

[ohverbatum7]

You've been to the toy store and found a 4 way party dildo that you can't resist. Who do you invite to get on the ends of your dildo party?
Should you have difficulty in raising a quartet of adventurous ladies for the mathematical inclined a three way dildo may save the day.

 

[missswannie]

Wow.. I cant even visualize how four women could use that together at the same time.. All would have to have their feet in the air ??

I am told that most will think that way some groups will get away with that, some will enjoy the fumbling around trying to make it work. One more achievable answer is to stop thinking linear and more 3D. Makes sense when you work it out.

if you like a bit of see through and bounce.

Who doesn't like a bit of see through and bounce, could be some ladies look on in envy, but most would say, Go Lady!

I don't much pay attention to any negative thoughts, so long as I am happy.

You've been to the toy store and found a 4 way party dildo that you can't resist. Who do you invite to get on the ends of your dildo party?
Should you have difficulty in raising a quartet of adventurous ladies for the mathematical inclined a three way dildo may save the day.

They had threes, and also double doubles. Obviously if you are serious about having multiple ends in your love life then you'd go for something more flexible rather than rigid. If you are going to be joined up then you'd probably want to be able to bend to touch and smooch. Well I would anyway.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Here is one posed by the very naughty J.

You've been to the toy store and found a 4 way party dildo that you can't resist. Who do you invite to get on the ends of your dildo party?

It's like a tire iron of love

 

[missswannie]

It's like a tire iron of love

Somewhat yes. If they were differing sizes and shapes you might say it was a man's look at a multitool.

 

[zach20092]

Definitely an interesting toy... and an enticing puzzle to solve.. the combinations and synchronisation would be fun just to choreograph.. think of participating then... definitely think it needs to be a group larger than 4 to satiate everyone adequately given the complexity

 

[missswannie]

I had a nice morning down the road at the river. The dolphins were in a playful mood and coming in to see what the humans were doing down there. A bit nippy until the sun heated things up but otherwise quite a nice day. As it tuned out the cloudy day the next day turned into 20mm of rain.

I had to get dressed up later as I had an interesting lunch with Australian PM, Japanese PM, WA premier and a bunch of other people. Reluctantly, a bra. Some good strategic moves were announced which gets things onto a good track between the countries. Defence was the main one, which is why it was on this side of the country, plus we are closer to fly to than down the east coast.

A less busy week ahead. I think it might be time to convince the bloke to take the boat out and have a night away. I wonder what I need to whisper in his ear to push that agenda...

 

[allo_again]

Somewhat yes. If they were differing sizes and shapes you might say it was a man's look at a multitool.

The only way I could see that working and being on any real fun (besides as fun in 'let's give it go and have fun' type of way), is for four women, on hands and knees. bums touching... and having a fifth person (could I volunteer?) inserting the 4-way tool

 

[zach20092]

I had a nice morning down the road at the river. The dolphins were in a playful mood and coming in to see what the humans were doing down there. A bit nippy until the sun heated things up but otherwise quite a nice day. As it tuned out the cloudy day the next day turned into 20mm of rain.

I had to get dressed up later as I had an interesting lunch with Australian PM, Japanese PM, WA premier and a bunch of other people. Reluctantly, a bra. Some good strategic moves were announced which gets things onto a good track between the countries. Defence was the main one, which is why it was on this side of the country, plus we are closer to fly to than down the east coast.

A less busy week ahead. I think it might be time to convince the bloke to take the boat out and have a night away. I wonder what I need to whisper in his ear to push that agenda...

Ooh!! Big lunch then!! Brains and beauty clearly!! Defence must definitely be a hot topic given Xi Ji in the news!!

 

[Joxlrg]

I had a nice morning down the road at the river. The dolphins were in a playful mood and coming in to see what the humans were doing down there. A bit nippy until the sun heated things up but otherwise quite a nice day. As it tuned out the cloudy day the next day turned into 20mm of rain.

I had to get dressed up later as I had an interesting lunch with Australian PM, Japanese PM, WA premier and a bunch of other people. Reluctantly, a bra. Some good strategic moves were announced which gets things onto a good track between the countries. Defence was the main one, which is why it was on this side of the country, plus we are closer to fly to than down the east coast.

A less busy week ahead. I think it might be time to convince the bloke to take the boat out and have a night away. I wonder what I need to whisper in his ear to push that agenda...

All of those pics look like playful fun !!!

 

[ohverbatum7]

I had to get dressed up later:
Any chance of a photo in your glad rags, I have a peculiar fetish, seeing women smartly dressed, but was thrilled that you frequently give us a glance at your delightfully shaped breasts, alas my wife has been deceased for over five years, so I like to be reminded of what a real woman looks like.

 

[ohverbatum7]

We have lovely inquisitive Dolphins in the Moray Firth, where I live in seaside Town.

The Moray Firth is home to about 200 bottlenose dolphins. The most northerly population in the world, these are a robust and hardy bunch of dolphins.

 

[ohverbatum7]

time to convince the bloke to take the boat out:

I'm sure he will not take much to convince him, I am sure you have a certain glance that will persuade him that it is in his interest. More nonsense from me, he could be a bit of a handful

 

[Guytit]

Set the timer, run down to the water, hopefully stay within frame or wonder if the camera has fallen over and taken a pic of your towel.

Which beach do I need to cum to see such gorgeousness

 

[missswannie]

The only way I could see that working and being on any real fun (besides as fun in 'let's give it go and have fun' type of way), is for four women, on hands and knees. bums touching... and having a fifth person (could I volunteer?) inserting the 4-way tool

Well you could try it that way. You would only end up with an inch or two in each so you'd have to get aggressive and push back to get more in.

Ooh!! Big lunch then!! Brains and beauty clearly!! Defence must definitely be a hot topic given Xi Ji in the news!!

Defence is big news. We will host more large scale training and exercises out in the bush where noone can see, plus a few squadrons of fighter and anti-naval training.

All of those pics look like playful fun !!!

Just a bit

I had to get dressed up later:
Any chance of a photo in your glad rags, I have a peculiar fetish, seeing women smartly dressed, but was thrilled that you frequently give us a glance at your delightfully shaped breasts, alas my wife has been deceased for over five years, so I like to be reminded of what a real woman looks like.

I'll see what I will put out there.

We have lovely inquisitive Dolphins in the Moray Firth, where I live in seaside Town.

The Moray Firth is home to about 200 bottlenose dolphins. The most northerly population in the world, these are a robust and hardy bunch of dolphins.

Dolphins are fun. They beat up the sharks if they come too close in.

time to convince the bloke to take the boat out:

I'm sure he will not take much to convince him, I am sure you have a certain glance that will persuade him that it is in his interest. More nonsense from me, he could be a bit of a handful

More his schedule if it will allow a bit of play time and snorkling.

Which beach do I need to cum to see such gorgeousness

The big beaches down this way on the sunset coast

 

[Todger65]

I had a nice morning down the road at the river. The dolphins were in a playful mood and coming in to see what the humans were doing down there. A bit nippy until the sun heated things up but otherwise quite a nice day. As it tuned out the cloudy day the next day turned into 20mm of rain.

I had to get dressed up later as I had an interesting lunch with Australian PM, Japanese PM, WA premier and a bunch of other people. Reluctantly, a bra. Some good strategic moves were announced which gets things onto a good track between the countries. Defence was the main one, which is why it was on this side of the country, plus we are closer to fly to than down the east coast.

A less busy week ahead. I think it might be time to convince the bloke to take the boat out and have a night away. I wonder what I need to whisper in his ear to push that agenda...

Dolphins are always good to see. Unfortunately I’m not near enough to any of the places they are known to frequent.

Shame you had to wear a bra, but meetings with dignitaries calls for a bit of decorum. At least you got to let them free later.

 

[missswannie]

Dolphins are always good to see. Unfortunately I’m not near enough to any of the places they are known to frequent.

Shame you had to wear a bra, but meetings with dignitaries calls for a bit of decorum. At least you got to let them free later.

With that dress I could get away with not. It has a double lined shelf so reasonably supportive, but I sit a bit higher with one and less nipply in the aircon. It was a longer dress so under the below the knee rule I didn't need knickers. Only reason I did throw a no-show flat thong on was security and background scatter scanners for the event might have indicated a pat down or private room search necessary.

 

[ohverbatum7]

background scatter scanners for the event might have indicated a pat down

A touch up is surely preferable to a pat down.

 

[zach20092]

With that dress I could get away with not. It has a double lined shelf so reasonably supportive, but I sit a bit higher with one and less nipply in the aircon. It was a longer dress so under the below the knee rule I didn't need knickers. Only reason I did throw a no-show flat thong on was security and background scatter scanners for the event might have indicated a pat down or private room search necessary.

Thoughtful!!
And looks like Eastern Australia is going to see more action!! Mad hatters all around!!

 

[missswannie]

background scatter scanners for the event might have indicated a pat down

A touch up is surely preferable to a pat down.

I just let them get on with it. They have a job to do and don't need someone chirping on. They do now offer a private room if you would prefer it but then you just hold the queue up. It was more aggressive after 9/11 and on Israel visits.

Thoughtful!!
And looks like Eastern Australia is going to see more action!! Mad hatters all around!!

Up to the north east, yes. The Longreach OTH radar has been going non-stop. Central Queensland friends have been complaining about their ham radio chats around the world getting very staticky.

Miyake radiation events and their unknown causes have been a bit of a talk subject lately. 7 times in the last 10000 years we have been bombarded by radiation that would in todays world would knock out communications and electronics for a year or more. The most recent small one was the 1859 Carrington event, the last big ones were 774 and 993 AD. A year of auroras on the equator... All this is recorded in tree rings in temperate zones and ice core samples in antarctica, Carbon-14 in tree rings, beryllium-10 and Chlorine-36 in ice samples. 774AD lasted 3 years. We have solar cycle that goes every 14 years but these ones would be just go grow veges in the garden for a few years type lockdowns. Maybe the preppers have something, just not what they think... anyway, the wide open spaces of Oz might not be a bad place to get locked down again!

Thus ends the science lesson for tonight.

 

[zach20092]

I just let them get on with it. They have a job to do and don't need someone chirping on. They do now offer a private room if you would prefer it but then you just hold the queue up. It was more aggressive after 9/11 and on Israel visits.

Up to the north east, yes. The Longreach OTH radar has been going non-stop. Central Queensland friends have been complaining about their ham radio chats around the world getting very staticky.

Miyake radiation events and their unknown causes have been a bit of a talk subject lately. 7 times in the last 10000 years we have been bombarded by radiation that would in todays world would knock out communications and electronics for a year or more. The most recent small one was the 1859 Carrington event, the last big ones were 774 and 993 AD. A year of auroras on the equator... All this is recorded in tree rings in temperate zones and ice core samples in antarctica, Carbon-14 in tree rings, beryllium-10 and Chlorine-36 in ice samples. 774AD lasted 3 years. We have solar cycle that goes every 14 years but these ones would be just go grow veges in the garden for a few years type lockdowns. Maybe the preppers have something, just not what they think... anyway, the wide open spaces of Oz might not be a bad place to get locked down again!

Thus ends the science lesson for tonight.

Whoa!! You are distracting me from Lit!!
Interesting.. Will come back once I have read more on the subject.. but why is this subject a talk lately? Connected to radiation harm from the OTH?

 

[missswannie]

Whoa!! You are distracting me from Lit!!
Interesting.. Will come back once I have read more on the subject.. but why is this subject a talk lately? Connected to radiation harm from the OTH?

Effect related, but a growing concern over some flare activity of late which is departing from patterns. Having days in the month interference with GPS accuracy where as that used to be days in the year. "Hardened" advanced composites materials are in demand. As chips take on smaller form factors radiation can bridge the connections. Most spacebound systems are of chip sizes from 30 years ago.
So... your Lit browsing may one-day be compromised, and demand for composites and shape shifting materials might make it uneconomical to put nitimol into underwired bras any more so you will have to accept natural sitting boobs during the phase!

 

[zach20092]

Well I think bras should be burned and the breaststroke set free but understand the pain and discomfort the ones that carry weight will need to go thru!!
The OTH HF was an interesting read... a couple of hours or may be more to scramble defences... fond memories of a project I did many years ago on a defence radar filter component too!!

Interference as chips become smaller and smaller should be a big concern.. is that the reason for stripping the underwires from bras? To insulate
Bra architecture could be an interesting area!!

 

[Joxlrg]

Going bra less would be such a HUGE sacrifice for mankind..
I also just read that Australia is the leading producer of Lithium through Ore mining.. With the electric car push being powered by Lithium batteries.. It would be a good investment for the future..

 

[missswannie]

Well I think bras should be burned and the breaststroke set free but understand the pain and discomfort the ones that carry weight will need to go thru!!
The OTH HF was an interesting read... a couple of hours or may be more to scramble defences... fond memories of a project I did many years ago on a defence radar filter component too!!

Interference as chips become smaller and smaller should be a big concern.. is that the reason for stripping the underwires from bras? To insulate
Bra architecture could be an interesting area!!

The NiTiMOL in bra underwire is the same material in the chevrons on the GenX engines and other trailing edge devices which change shape with temperature. It's profitable.

Going bra less would be such a HUGE sacrifice for mankind..
I also just read that Australia is the leading producer of Lithium through Ore mining.. With the electric car push being powered by Lithium batteries.. It would be a good investment for the future..

Difficult mining and processing but profitable for investors. A friend is part of the management team in the second one that came online and scored a $36 million stock option realisation from the 6 years of development.

 

[missswannie]

It's friday night folks. Dress is off. There are nibbles on the table, grab a wine and come hop in the pool to wind down. We go in as is, but wear a suit if you feel happy like that.