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[mynameisben]

And I thought that part of that protractor looking thing on his AV was a dick.

Everybody seems to think that for some reason. That "protractor looking thing" is actually my left arm. And my left hand is holding an old-time mercury thermometer, the bulb of which you can plainly see. It's reading an outdoor temperature of 52° F.

Any other questions?


Ben

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Everybody seems to think that for some reason. That "protractor looking thing" is actually my left arm. And my left hand is holding an old-time mercury thermometer, the bulb of which you can plainly see. It's reading an outdoor temperature of 52° F.

Any other questions?


Ben

How big is your protractor?

 

[mynameisben]

How big is your protractor?

6.15625 inches, when fully...protracted.


Ben

 

[Cyber_Bella]

6.15625 inches, when fully...protracted.


Ben

You’re very exact!

 

[mynameisben]

You’re very exact!

I had it measured by laser interferometry at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory.


Ben

 

[Lakeprincess1]

I had it measured by laser interferometry at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory.


Ben

And here I thought it was calculated from the 52 degree angle and the length of your arm….

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I had it measured by laser interferometry at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory.


Ben

Wanna go steady? You have that nerdy charm and all.

 

[mynameisben]

And here I thought it was calculated from the 52 degree angle and the length of your arm….

Do you have any idea how hard it is to do trigonometry in your head while up on a lab table half-naked, trying to maintain an erection, with killer laser beams mere micrometers away from your genitals?


Ben

 

[AmberLGreen]

And I thought that part of that protractor looking thing on his AV was a dick.

Did you not notice the nipple?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Did you not notice the nipple?

nipple? where? I see you were lured into this cleverly constructed trap as well.

 

[Lakeprincess1]

I

Do you have any idea how hard it is to do trigonometry in your head while up on a lab table half-naked, trying to maintain an erection, with killer laser beams mere micrometers away from your genitals?


Ben

I’m happy to say that I do not! But I was just thinking it might be easier to do the trig with a pencil and paper and an erection *instead* of involving a hot laser.

But I can tell you love to live on the edge!

 

[AmberLGreen]

nipple? where? I see you were lured into this cleverly constructed trap as well.

I saw the words erect and cocks and started licking my lips (not in an autocunnilingus type of way)

 

[aussiegeekygal]

But my cock is bigger…I think

If it's over an inch, then yeah

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Do you have any idea how hard it is to do trigonometry in your head while up on a lab table half-naked, trying to maintain an erection, with killer laser beams mere micrometers away from your genitals?


Ben

I do, actually

 

[mynameisben]

I

I’m happy to say that I do not! But I was just thinking it might be easier to do the trig with a pencil and paper and an erection *instead* of involving a hot laser.

But I can tell you love to live on the edge!

Edging is what I do best. My front lawn is the pride of the neighborhood!


Ben

 

[mynameisben]

If it's over an inch, then yeah

Not merely nerdy, but quite the charmer too.


Ben

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

My work is done.

You did a fine job!!!

 

[mynameisben]

You did a fine job!!!

She did!

And now my work is done, too. This thread shattered my previous record of remaining on Page 1 for 30 minutes.

In my wildest imaginings, I would have never dreamed it would sustain itself on the strength of Sandwiches and dick jokes. But whatever. I'll take it.

Thank you, one and all.


Ben

 

[aussiegeekygal]

She did!

And now my work is done, too. This thread shattered my previous record of remaining on Page 1 for 30 minutes.

In my wildest imaginings, I would have never dreamed it would sustain itself on the strength of Sandwiches and dick jokes. But whatever. I'll take it.

Thank you, one and all.


Ben

It was the edging for me

 

[ydahecnot]

It was the edging for me

Giving or receiving?

 

[drobert44]

I saw the words erect and cocks and started licking my lips (not in an autocunnilingus type of way)

I lick for erect cocks too..........


https://i.imgur.com/WZaaDmt.gif

 

[THROBBS]

I'm hungry. Who is going to make me a sandwich?

Grab one more person and we'll make a sandwich outa you.

 

[THROBBS]

My work is done.

just begun.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Giving or receiving?

Giving. I have a very steady hand. I get a good clean line and everything

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Grab one more person and we'll make a sandwich outa you.

Hotdog style?