Anyone from the UK?

[Btq97]

No you have to pull the pony tail
or play spin the bottle

 

[TheCrystalEye]

I made a cheesecake this evening, how much flirt appeal does that get me?

A lot, especially if you dribble something extra naughty on it. Then share it… the scene from the ‘63 lusty eating scene in the Tom Jones movie.

 

[lighterman75]

No you have to pull the pony tail
or play spin the bottle

I’d forgotten all about pulling pony tails.

 

[Briefsencounter]

Hi, UK here too

 

[Btq97]

A lot, especially if you dribble something extra naughty on it. Then share it… the scene from the ‘63 lusty eating scene in the Tom Jones movie.

I recall a dave Allen piss take version. I think it was dave Allen where they both stuff their faces and as they get to bed they are I'll.

 

[Btq97]

I’d forgotten all about pulling pony tails.

How else can you get their attention

 

[lighterman75]

How else can you get their attention

Tell her "my mate really fancies your mate"

 

[Btq97]

Tell her "my mate really fancies your mate"

What you mean talk to a girl!

 

[lighterman75]

What you mean talk to a girl!

Steady now...

 

[TakeMyWifeFromMe]

Southampton here.

 

[Btq97]

So sadly the queen died.
Watched parts of the ceremony where the papers were signed saying he is king. Had never seen the laydown of arms and remove headgear done.
It won't be for 20 years so I wonder if William will have it televised.


On Friday I was discussing the succession with one of the junior developers. In passing I asked if he knew what happened to Charles 1 he did not. So I asked if he knew who cromwel was. He said he had heard of him.
I thought that was general knowledge the whole civil war thing. I was shocked that he did not know. Yes Iam a nerd and yes I do love to read and learn but not knowing about the English civil war

 

[Titsandclits]

So sadly the queen died.
Watched parts of the ceremony where the papers were signed saying he is king. Had never seen the laydown of arms and remove headgear done.
It won't be for 20 years so I wonder if William will have it televised.


On Friday I was discussing the succession with one of the junior developers. In passing I asked if he knew what happened to Charles 1 he did not. So I asked if he knew who cromwel was. He said he had heard of him.
I thought that was general knowledge the whole civil war thing. I was shocked that he did not know. Yes Iam a nerd and yes I do love to read and learn but not knowing about the English civil war

Welcome to English schooling. The idiots on the Apprentice didn’t know what year WW2 started. How can this be allowed? It’s terrible.

 

[lighterman75]

So sadly the queen died.
Watched parts of the ceremony where the papers were signed saying he is king. Had never seen the laydown of arms and remove headgear done.
It won't be for 20 years so I wonder if William will have it televised.


On Friday I was discussing the succession with one of the junior developers. In passing I asked if he knew what happened to Charles 1 he did not. So I asked if he knew who cromwel was. He said he had heard of him.
I thought that was general knowledge the whole civil war thing. I was shocked that he did not know. Yes Iam a nerd and yes I do love to read and learn but not knowing about the English civil war

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So sadly the queen died.
Watched parts of the ceremony where the papers were signed saying he is king. Had never seen the laydown of arms and remove headgear done.
It won't be for 20 years so I wonder if William will have it televised.


On Friday I was discussing the succession with one of the junior developers. In passing I asked if he knew what happened to Charles 1 he did not. So I asked if he knew who cromwel was. He said he had heard of him.
I thought that was general knowledge the whole civil war thing. I was shocked that he did not know. Yes Iam a nerd and yes I do love to read and learn but not knowing about the English civil war

A lot of that disappoints and depressed me. People need to know their history, or you end up in 2020s uk.

 

[Btq97]

See the more education you give them the more they expect out of life. The more the expect the quicker they become dissatisfied and get uppity.

 

[Titsandclits]

They are all to busy playing on their Xboxes and PlayStations

 

[Btq97]

They are all to busy playing on their Xboxes and PlayStations

Yes. And not getting any exercise or sunlight.
I did have a much longer answer comparing the crumbling of western civilisation to the last days of Rome. But it was a bit dark for this time on a sunday.

 

[shrek100]

Forgive me if i have already asked -
Has nay one on here ever been to a sex Dungeon? I have just learnt there is one pretty close to us.
£80.00 for two hours Hire. Looking at the furniture etc. . . Mrs Shrek could be in trouble

 

[Btq97]

Forgive me if i have already asked -
Has nay one on here ever been to a sex Dungeon? I have just learnt there is one pretty close to us.
£80.00 for two hours Hire. Looking at the furniture etc. . . Mrs Shrek could be in trouble

Well an after action report would be more than welcome.
also how many stars and would you flog again.

 

[shewantsmore]

Forgive me if i have already asked -
Has nay one on here ever been to a sex Dungeon? I have just learnt there is one pretty close to us.
£80.00 for two hours Hire. Looking at the furniture etc. . . Mrs Shrek could be in trouble

That actually sounds very cheap £40 an hour ,ive never seen s sex dungeon or even seen pictures but i can imagine

 

[shrek100]

Well an after action report would be more than welcome.
also how many stars and would you flog again.

I am on

That actually sounds very cheap £40 an hour ,ive never seen s sex dungeon or even seen pictures but i can imagine

I have been looking on google and there is loads up and down the country.
There is one near Gatwick that do overnight bookings.
We are off to Spain for a weekend next month. . . . Could be a fun night to set the mood for the weekend

 

[shrek100]

Well an after action report would be more than welcome.
also how many stars and would you flog again.

There are loads up and down the country.
Could be a great road trip. . .

 

[shewantsmore]

I am on

I have been looking on google and there is loads up and down the country.
There is one near Gatwick that do overnight bookings.
We are off to Spain for a weekend next month. . . . Could be a fun night to set the mood for the weekend

I would certainly try it, s new experience and whats to loose,

 

[Titsandclits]

Going back to the subject of flirting, there isn’t much left of my cheesecake, actually, there is even less now.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Going back to the subject of flirting, there isn’t much left of my cheesecake, actually, there is even less now.View attachment 2176137

Delish I'm sure.

 

[Titsandclits]

Forgive me if i have already asked -
Has nay one on here ever been to a sex Dungeon? I have just learnt there is one pretty close to us.
£80.00 for two hours Hire. Looking at the furniture etc. . . Mrs Shrek could be in trouble

I’ll go halves if I can cum and watch, sorry come