Jade's World on Lit

[TheWorldBuilder]

Muddler, do me a favour and piss off to Battle of the Sexes, there's a good lad.

 

[JerseyJade]

Well this is quite the quandary. I’m usually the one who saves you, but in this case

Fine! Be that way!

https://pics.me.me/no-donuts-for-you-a-com-13893320.png

 

[JerseyJade]

Muddler, do me a favour and piss off to Battle of the Sexes, there's a good lad.

Hey, that's not nice!

 

[muddler35]

Muddler, do me a favour and piss off to Battle of the Sexes, there's a good lad.

I appreciate you looking out for JJ, but I’m pretty sure she knows I adore her and that I’m just teasing.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

It's British banter love, Muddler's taken it in the spirit intended by liking the post.

.....and yes, I know that. <group hug>

 

[JerseyJade]

It's British banter love, Muddler's taken it in the spirit intended by liking the post.

.....and yes, I do know. <group hug>

Oh, okay then.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Anyone want to know @cheekygirl75 ’s new favorite nickname?

What?

 

[muddler35]

Oh, okay then.

I almost owed you a donut JJ. My hero!

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

I almost owed you a donut JJ. My hero!

Are they like doughnuts, but without the 'ugh' of excessive sweetness?

 

[muddler35]

What?

Yeah, she would literally kill me.

 

[JerseyJade]

Speaking of group hugs.... we haven't had one in here awhile.. so let's have a...

https://i5.fapality.com/contents/albums/sources/1000/1726/66606.jpg
Group hug!

 

[jason28053]

Speaking of group hugs.... we haven't had one in here awhile.. so let's have a...

https://i5.fapality.com/contents/albums/sources/1000/1726/66606.jpg
Group hug!

Hug and Tug

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Speaking of group hugs.... we haven't had one in here awhile.. so let's have a...

https://i5.fapality.com/contents/albums/sources/1000/1726/66606.jpg
Group hug!

Unfortunately, I haven't had a really decent hug since before the bloody plague. That's  three years now.

 

[JerseyJade]

Unfortunately, I haven't had a really decent hug since before the bloody plague. That's  three years now.

Wow! That sucks.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Wow! That sucks.

Nor that, either.

 

[JerseyJade]

Nor that, either.

I couldn't live without doing that. I'd want someone to shoot me.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Which airport is closer, Philadelphia or New York?

 

[JerseyJade]

Which airport is closer, Philadelphia or New York?

New York. Why?

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Direct flights to both from Ringway (Manchester). <just joking>

 

[JerseyJade]

Direct flights to both from Ringway (Manchester). <just joking>

So what are you saying.... you want to come to my house and shoot me????

 

[ShaneoD]

When he thinks of shoot, it might not be the same thing you're thinking of

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

So what are you saying.... you want to come to my house and shoot me????

Just the opposite. I was offering to sacrifice myself so that you didn't need to shoot yourself (or get shot by anybody else).

 

[Dphillips]

New York. Why?

Just the opposite. I was offering to sacrifice myself so that you didn't need to shoot yourself.

Getting around the airport in New York will make you shoot yourself!

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

In that case, I'd take Philadelphia and the cross-country drive.

 

[Azuldrgon]

In that case, I'd take Philadelphia and the cross-country drive.

Philly isn't much better.