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Joxlrg said:
I once put a washing machine up for sale on craigslist.. Had a woman tell me she needed it really bad but she didn't have all the money for it.. I hesitated for a bit and she came back and said she would fuck me for it.. I think she really enjoyed both to be honest.. It was hers just for the Fucking and no money
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I would have required delivery and installation also. Then you would have gotten to experience the full wash tumble and spin cycle lol
 
April602 said:
Girl I will pay you for lessons lol
And to think of the things I did for men for such trivial things.
Please do tell us more.
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I feel like it says more about his generous spirit than my oral abilities, but a bj has also gotten me a free car repair (brakes and rotors) and probably a free pass on a speeding ticket, although I have no idea if he was just going to give me a warning to begin with, so.
 
I love these smoke blowing threads, the best ones are in the fetish forums where if you said you once had sex with a person on top of an Alpaca during a sandstorm, they'd all talk about how they did it too.

This one's a little weak, but not bad for the GB.

I'll leave off with the adage those who say the most do the least so as the thread moves on watch for who posts the most.
 
lovecraft68 said:
I love these smoke blowing threads, the best ones are in the fetish forums where if you said you once had sex with a person on top of an Alpaca during a sandstorm, they'd all talk about how they did it too.

This one's a little weak, but not bad for the GB.

I'll leave off with the adage those who say the most do the least so as the thread moves on watch for who posts the most.
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Actually you mean you like to act smugly and superior
 
So funny story for college. I once sold my roommate to win a Monopoly game!

So the gal I was playing Monopoly with was kicking my ass. My roommate was sitting there with us. She had been hitting on him all night. She always bragged about how she was this sex goddess.

Finally, I was about to lose the game. I was bankrupt except for one thing…my room keys. I tossed them on the game board...as a joke. I said, “What does this get me?” My roommate lowers and shakes his head in disbelief.

My opponent picks up the keys, basically says, “You win.” She looks at my roommate and says “Let’s go.”

A little later, she comes back, gives me back my keys and a simple, “Thank you.”

A year or so later, another event involving the same gal was revealed to me. Apparently, my virginity was a topic of discussion around the dorm…the fact that I still had it. I guess she said she would have sex with me for $50. But I wouldn’t be allowed to touch her and she would have tied me to the bed. What the actual fuck? That’s NOT how I wanted to lose my virginity!

A collection was taken up. It came up $1 short. A real good friend was the deal breaker. She had a dollar, but wouldn’t contribute. And thankfully from what my roommate told me.

From what he told me, she really did nothing to get him excited. She got what she needed, but he was barely hard. I don’t even recall if he said if he had an orgasm. He said it was gross, and I was better off not being with her.

Anyway, I hope this has been an interesting story. I used sex to win at Monopoly. I wished it had been me…with someone else than my opponent that night!
 
YoWhatsGood said:
Not good enough at sex to get something out of it unfortunately
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If thats you in the aviator you don’t have to be good…just saying. ;)


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Many years ago I advertized an item for sale and a woman rang up and we eventually agreed a price. She turned up with an older woman, her aunt, 45ish very smart, she had obviously provided the transport. Any way the younger woman after beating about the bush admitted that she did not want to pay for it but would be happy to provide a fuck in lieu. The Aunt was furious and berated her soundly. Eventually there was a lull, and I was able to interject that I found the idea attractive, but only if the deal was completed by the Aunt, not the younger woman. The young woman was outraged, lost for words, furious at being judged second best, she went and sat in the car to sulk.

Meanwhile I had a word with her Aunt who caught on straight away. She went over to the car and told her niece that she would just be 20 minutes or so, and auntie and I went inside the house where we did the deed. Yes, I put the kettle on and we had a nice cup of tea - and a laugh. I told Aunt that if her niece had been honest in the first place I would not have charged anything, but she had just got up my nose. Her Aunt explained that she was only there to help out her own sister and would not have lifted a finger for the niece. After finishing our tea it was time for her to go, "Hang on" said Aunt - and mussed up her hair a bit, "Now just undo my zip a bit so that it looks like I've just put it on.

I then helped the two women load up, one with a face wreathed in smiles, her rejected niece with a scowl that would have curdled cream.

And that was the end of that - except that it wasn't.

About 5 days later in the evening I had phone call, from a lady; "You Know" Aunt told me in her best Edinburgh accent, "I'm feeling a wee bit guilty, I was brought up to keep my word and pay my debts. I was wondering whether you might be in this evening" ...........
 
I feel that so far, that much of the trading described here is partially because the people doing the trading like sex anyway, and don't disdain the person they are having sex with (if @colddiesel had done the deed with niece, not so sure). It's somewhat heartening to know that it's not coldly transactional.

There are exceptions. The saddest is when circumstances (poverty) force those choices.
 
colddiesel said:
Many years ago I advertized an item for sale and a woman rang up and we eventually agreed a price. She turned up with an older woman, her aunt, 45ish very smart, she had obviously provided the transport. Any way the younger woman after beating about the bush admitted that she did not want to pay for it but would be happy to provide a fuck in lieu. The Aunt was furious and berated her soundly. Eventually there was a lull, and I was able to interject that I found the idea attractive, but only if the deal was completed by the Aunt, not the younger woman. The young woman was outraged, lost for words, furious at being judged second best, she went and sat in the car to sulk.

Meanwhile I had a word with her Aunt who caught on straight away. She went over to the car and told her niece that she would just be 20 minutes or so, and auntie and I went inside the house where we did the deed. Yes, I put the kettle on and we had a nice cup of tea - and a laugh. I told Aunt that if her niece had been honest in the first place I would not have charged anything, but she had just got up my nose. Her Aunt explained that she was only there to help out her own sister and would not have lifted a finger for the niece. After finishing our tea it was time for her to go, "Hang on" said Aunt - and mussed up her hair a bit, "Now just undo my zip a bit so that it looks like I've just put it on.

I then helped the two women load up, one with a face wreathed in smiles, her rejected niece with a scowl that would have curdled cream.

And that was the end of that - except that it wasn't.

About 5 days later in the evening I had phone call, from a lady; "You Know" Aunt told me in her best Edinburgh accent, "I'm feeling a wee bit guilty, I was brought up to keep my word and pay my debts. I was wondering whether you might be in this evening" ...........
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What a great story. It’s nice to know that there are such nice men out there. A true gentleman and at the end he was rewarded. A much better reward than just a transaction I am sure.

Thank you for sharing.
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