Funny Things Said in the Stalls

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This thread is dedicated to the funniest things funniest things seen in the Breeding Stalls in public and private chat. All posts should make the people anonymous unless you have their consent to use their names!
 
A conversation that amused me in PM. Per his request, his name has been changed to "Anon" but was okay to use the actual conversation!

WhisperedKisses▸*Grins* Are you trying to get frisky with me mister?

Anon...▸Hey, I'm just doing um
Anon...▸Market research.

WhisperedKisses▸*Nods* Uh uh... where's your pen then?

Anon...▸Pass me your hand and I'll show you.

WhisperedKisses▸*Holds out my hand curiously*

Anon...▸*takes your hand putting into my... pocket...* Here, see if you can grab my pen.

WhisperedKisses▸*Laughing and snagging my hand out of your pocket* Oh you dirty little snake you!

Anon...▸;)
Anon...▸So.. What would you be saying?
Anon...▸*takes out my pen and clipboard*

WhisperedKisses▸Now I'm lost, when?

Anon...▸▸Do you like being held down on your back whilst your pussy gets stretched around an aching cock? Your throat squeezed so you can barely move?
Anon...▸^
Anon...▸when I did that.

WhisperedKisses▸Oh... "thank you"?

Anon...▸Am I allowed to know what you look like?
Anon...▸Can't quite make out that photo.

WhisperedKisses▸*grins* ummm... like a girl.. you know... 2 eyes, a nose, a mouth...

Anon...▸A mouth you say? Is it a nice mouth?
Anon...▸*smirks

WhisperedKisses▸Mmm, my top lip is kinda thin... that could be better...

Anon...▸Is it a talented mouth? ;)

WhisperedKisses▸Mmmm, it does it's job pretty darn well

Anon...▸Oh? What job is that?

WhisperedKisses▸You know, talking... laughing... grinning... eating... drinking... smiling... it does a lot!

Anon...▸What else does it do/

WhisperedKisses▸licks, chews, bites, slobbers?

Anon...▸Oh? I need context.

WhisperedKisses▸Well... breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

Anon...▸You slobber over your dinner?

WhisperedKisses▸well you produce slobber to help you swallow so of course i do!

Anon...▸haha.

WhisperedKisses▸*Grins* How's your survey coming along?

Anon...▸It's getting harder
Anon...▸to write

WhisperedKisses▸Your pen running out of ink?

Anon...▸haha.

WhisperedKisses▸Can I use this conversation publicly? Cause this is so much fun it deserves to be shared. *Giggles*

Anon...▸No, the inkwells are getting fuller.

Anon...▸I mean, not my name.

WhisperedKisses▸Well that may be a problem if you overflow!

WhisperedKisses▸*Nods* Anon it is!

Anon...▸Depends where I overflow.

WhisperedKisses▸Well I would assume on your survey which would ruin it.
 
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Eww

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Why did you think that conversation deserved it's own thread? Did you think HE was funny, or did you think YOU were funny? My vote is for niether. It was a snooze fest. Minus the facts, that Rainbow (HI :giggle:) pointed out, it was a vein attempt for you to look cute. It failed. I suggest you go back to your pms and stay there.

Me> Hahahahahahahahha
 
Why did you think that conversation deserved it's own thread? Did you think HE was funny, or did you think YOU were funny? My vote is for niether. It was a snooze fest. Minus the facts, that Rainbow (HI :giggle:) pointed out, it was a vein attempt for you to look cute. It failed. I suggest you go back to your pms and stay there.

Me> Hahahahahahahahha
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Got a hold of some sumac spice. Had it with toasted almonds on plain basmati. Delicious!
 
Oh honey. You don't deserve ridicule, per say, but this was pure cringe. I....I'm sorry. I'm sorry for all of us.
 
A conversation that amused me in PM. Per his request, his name has been changed to "Anon" but was okay to use the actual conversation!

WhisperedKisses▸*Grins* Are you trying to get frisky with me mister?

Anon...▸Hey, I'm just doing um
Anon...▸Market research.

WhisperedKisses▸*Nods* Uh uh... where's your pen then?

Anon...▸Pass me your hand and I'll show you.

WhisperedKisses▸*Holds out my hand curiously*

Anon...▸*takes your hand putting into my... pocket...* Here, see if you can grab my pen.

WhisperedKisses▸*Laughing and snagging my hand out of your pocket* Oh you dirty little snake you!

Anon...▸;)
Anon...▸So.. What would you be saying?
Anon...▸*takes out my pen and clipboard*

WhisperedKisses▸Now I'm lost, when?

Anon...▸▸Do you like being held down on your back whilst your pussy gets stretched around an aching cock? Your throat squeezed so you can barely move?
Anon...▸^
Anon...▸when I did that.

WhisperedKisses▸Oh... "thank you"?

Anon...▸Am I allowed to know what you look like?
Anon...▸Can't quite make out that photo.

WhisperedKisses▸*grins* ummm... like a girl.. you know... 2 eyes, a nose, a mouth...

Anon...▸A mouth you say? Is it a nice mouth?
Anon...▸*smirks

WhisperedKisses▸Mmm, my top lip is kinda thin... that could be better...

Anon...▸Is it a talented mouth? ;)

WhisperedKisses▸Mmmm, it does it's job pretty darn well

Anon...▸Oh? What job is that?

WhisperedKisses▸You know, talking... laughing... grinning... eating... drinking... smiling... it does a lot!

Anon...▸What else does it do/

WhisperedKisses▸licks, chews, bites, slobbers?

Anon...▸Oh? I need context.

WhisperedKisses▸Well... breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

Anon...▸You slobber over your dinner?

WhisperedKisses▸well you produce slobber to help you swallow so of course i do!

Anon...▸haha.

WhisperedKisses▸*Grins* How's your survey coming along?

Anon...▸It's getting harder
Anon...▸to write

WhisperedKisses▸Your pen running out of ink?

Anon...▸haha.

WhisperedKisses▸Can I use this conversation publicly? Cause this is so much fun it deserves to be shared. *Giggles*

Anon...▸No, the inkwells are getting fuller.

Anon...▸I mean, not my name.

WhisperedKisses▸Well that may be a problem if you overflow!

WhisperedKisses▸*Nods* Anon it is!

Anon...▸Depends where I overflow.

WhisperedKisses▸Well I would assume on your survey which would ruin it.
doesn't sound like this happened in a STALL as the headline would lead you to believe and it's EXTREMELY HARD TO READ/FOLLOW. It really doesn't make much sense. Next time, get a proofreader to read it first.
 
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