Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[BrendaBear]

And anal?

Oh now don’t be silly! How can you have eye contact when he is face down on the floor while getting pegged? Sheesh!

 

[mynameisben]

You’re a dentist aren’t you.
I always maintain eye contact during oral.

Guys really dig it when you brush and floss immediately after swallowing.


Ben

 

[Ingenue844]

true, all my friends are reminding me. some of those in my graduating class beat me to grandma before I was mom lol.

I did specify Ben's grandma though. just to make it icky

I had my first child at 32. So classmates who were 15 when the had a baby, and then that daughter had a baby at 15…yep.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

And anal?

. You can do better than this comment.

 

[Nicefella]

Oh now don’t be silly! How can you have eye contact when he is face down on the floor while getting pegged? Sheesh!

Just fold him like a chair, champ.

 

[mynameisben]

Oh now don’t be silly! How can you have eye contact when he is face down on the floor while getting pegged? Sheesh!

Something tells me I'm going to seriously enjoy hearing all about your hobbies.


Ben

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Guys really dig it when you brush and floss immediately after swallowing.


Ben

Are you making this up? And aren’t you supposed to brush and floss after every meal

 

[Nicefella]

. You can do better than this comment.

I was hoping to. But then I just couldn’t.

 

[BrendaBear]

Just fold him like a chair, champ.

Photos or it didn’t happen.

 

[Nicefella]

Shit. It didn’t happen.

 

[mynameisben]

Are you making this up? And aren’t you supposed to brush and floss after every meal

Not making this up. I've got a Mr. Sucky and a Spit Station strapped to my headboard.


Ben

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Not making this up. I've got a Mr. Sucky and a Spit Station strapped to my headboard.


Ben

Wtf is a Mr. Sucky?

 

[BrendaBear]

Not making this up. I've got a Mr. Sucky and a Spit Station strapped to my headboard.


Ben

Baby, someone needs to strap something else on and give you a new sparkle in your eye.

 

[mynameisben]

Wtf is a Mr. Sucky?

You've never gone in for a dental cleaning?


Ben

 

[mynameisben]

Baby, someone needs to strap something else on and give you a new sparkle in your eye.

Evidently. And I suppose you are the owner of a fine collection of straps?


Ben

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You've never gone in for a dental cleaning?


Ben

Dude- my dad was a dentist. Nowhere in his office did I ever see anything labeled MR Sucky.

 

[BrendaBear]

Evidently. And I suppose you are the owner of a fine collection of straps?


Ben

I collect many things.

 

[mynameisben]

Dude- my dad was a dentist. Nowhere in his office did I ever see anything labeled MR Sucky.

Must be a west coast thing.

It's a hooked hose that sucks the excess saliva and enamel shrapnel out of your mouth when you get dental work done.


Ben

 

[mynameisben]

I collect many things.

I collect spoons! I have been collecting them for over 40 years.

So far I've got two. But they are really, really good spoons.


Ben

 

[BrendaBear]

I collect spoons! I have been collecting them for over 40 years.

So far I've got two. But they are really, really good spoons.


Ben

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Afternoon peeps

 

[mynameisben]

Afternoon peeps

Hiya, Sinful!


Ben

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Hiya, Sinful!


Ben

Hi ya Ben!

 

[cascadiabound]

I’m a big girl, babe. And I’m already done drinking and home safe.
All of that is gravy but when you start talking about how summer isn’t going to last forever…. so goddamn painful.
How are you cas?

Did not mean to imply you are not a big girl and able to make your own choices... please accept the comment merely as notice of earlier posts (trying to pay attention) and what I would say to anyone a care half a fig for.
and as to summer - it feels like it JUST arrived. My yard is finally looking pretty good and I got to spend the whole evening at the beach last night as the sun went down with some of the best women in the world. Blessings all over the place really.

I am - frankly half losing my mind with way too many things to juggle, but I did knock some stuff off the list today that has been causing me to lose sleep and be cranky... so that feels like a huge "whew"!


cb

 

[LexxRuthless]

You’re a dentist aren’t you.
I always maintain eye contact during oral.

And anal?

Okay, that made me think of an Oglaf comic, but it took a while to track it down:
https://gheyrzv.rwjulyomrjsp.hath.network:11111/h/f0bd4acc555168c2afe6002172ee42d7a7eb2b03-149740-760-596-jpg/keystamp=1661055600-dcebc73b15;fileindex=37266638;xres=2400/0413.jpg

See? SHE can maintain eye contact during anal!