Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[water_moutina]

...and I love that you refer to me as "our Lexx."

https://img.memecdn.com/smallville-logic_c_2426157.jpg

He looks like completely different person with hair

 

[BrendaBear]

Okay, I don’t know if you all are on the same page here, but I am watching Hairspray (2007) and I think it is just so cute, it makes me happy every time I watch it. I love hearing Queen Latifah sing, she is so amazing! And Travolta is wonderful playing a mama bear. The whole cast is delightful (to me, anyway).

 

[mynameisben]

porn

Is there any question whose answer isn't porn?


Ben

 

[Strixaluco]

Any cough syrup?

No, and they don't recommend asthma patients to take any without specific instructions from a doctor. Our primary cough med is the inhaler, just this time it didn't help much.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Why is it so quiet here?

Idk but does anyone remember the movie Bug with Ashley Judd and Michael Shannon? I always thought that movie was underrated

 

[Nicefella]

Is there any question whose answer isn't porn?


Ben

Yes. How we stop the war in Ukraine?
Fuck it didn’t work.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Is there any question whose answer isn't porn?


Ben

How was your grandma's doctors appointment?

 

[Nicefella]

Is there any question whose answer isn't porn?


Ben

Btw what’s your name?

 

[BrendaBear]

How was your grandma's doctors appointment?

Okay, that threw me into a coughing fit from laughing so hard!

 

[Nicefella]

How was your grandma's doctors appointment?

Nope. I’ve seen lusty medical grandmas

 

[mynameisben]

How was your grandma's doctors appointment?

When the doctor told her to disrobe behind the curtain, she grabbed him by the dick and dragged him there with her.

i.e., porn.


Ben

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

When the doctor told her to disrobe behind the curtain, she grabbed him by the dick and dragged him there with her.

i.e., porn.


Ben

how was the walk with your dog?

 

[cascadiabound]

Hope everyone is having a good evening. Nebs - don't drink too much.

Tonight is the first night this summer that the sun has set before 8pm. Summer is NOT going to last forever, as much as I wish it might....

 

[mynameisben]

Btw what’s your name?

Ahhhhhh! I see what you did there!


Porn

 

[Nicefella]

When the doctor told her to disrobe behind the curtain, she grabbed him by the dick and dragged him there with her.

i.e., porn.


Ben

That’s one very firm fisted grandma

 

[mynameisben]

how was the walk with your dog?

My dog is Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

'Nuff said.


Ben

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Hope everyone is having a good evening. Nebs - don't drink too much.

Tonight is the first night this summer that the sun has set before 8pm. Summer is NOT going to last forever, as much as I wish it might....

I’m a big girl, babe. And I’m already done drinking and home safe.
All of that is gravy but when you start talking about how summer isn’t going to last forever…. so goddamn painful.
How are you cas?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

My dog is Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

'Nuff said.


Ben

Muff said

Nebs

 

[mynameisben]

I’m a big girl, babe. And I’m already done drinking and home safe.
All of that is gravy but when you start talking about how summer isn’t going to last forever…. so goddamn painful.
How are you cas?

I just hope you're maintaining good oral hygiene tonight, Nebs.


Ben

 

[BrendaBear]

That’s one very firm fisted grandma

One doesn’t have to be very old to be a grandma… And most 40 year old women can play a man as easy as playing the radio.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

One doesn’t have to be very old to be a grandma… And most 40 year old women can play a man as easy as playing the radio.

true, all my friends are reminding me. some of those in my graduating class beat me to grandma before I was mom lol.

I did specify Ben's grandma though. just to make it icky

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I just hope you're maintaining good oral hygiene tonight, Nebs.


Ben

You’re a dentist aren’t you.
I always maintain eye contact during oral.

 

[mynameisben]

One doesn’t have to be very old to be a grandma… And most 40 year old women can play a man as easy as playing the radio.

Radio?


Ben

 

[Nicefella]

You’re a dentist aren’t you.
I always maintain eye contact during oral.

And anal?

 

[BrendaBear]

Radio?


Ben