MedicalMuse
Gone.
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Good luck buddySo, I've been growing a beard. Quite frankly, I think it makes me look old, but it started as a gag between me and @MedicalMuse in the "What Kind of Sex" thread. Any way, it looks like a legit beard for once, and it's the first time I've had one in several years. Turns out my wife is also a fan of the beard! So, my evil scheme is to sneak into bed in an hour, kiss my way up her thigh, and then pretend I'm a stranger who has come into the wrong house by mistake. If she buys it, I can tie her up and then do the things she hasn't allowed in the past decade. That hot momma ass is all mine! Mua-ha-ha-haaa!

Also, beards are sexy. I stand by my statements.
A dude with a beard will ALWAYS catch my attention first.
