Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

What a thread of convo! Lol

That's Chaos! 20 subjects all at once? check Dad jokes? check Boobs? check Micro penis rambling? check

 

[default24]

I don't buy that for one second.

I can't believe that.

I don't wanna brag guys, but... first!

 

[ihflrm]

That's Chaos! 20 subjects all at once? check Dad jokes? check Boobs? check Micro penis rambling? check

Absolutely

 

[Moochienanu]

Pshhhhh, you know you fill a thread when you post a pic Most people say beauty is subjective, but you are objectively attractive. I dare someone on this site to say that they don't find you endearing.
Also, I didn't mean you needed help clearing a room, I was saying that there's some crazy pervs on this site and they would still be undeterred if you told them you were packing heat.

But aren’t I?

I don't buy that for one second.

My pic today got one comment from a friend… and though it is very kind of him, it’s not exactly the ego boost I look for when I come here.

 

[LexxRuthless]

That was actually a shameless plug of Nats poetry believe it or not.

Nat, do you have a poem about a "shameless plug?" If not, I think YOU are the person to write it!

 

[MsNatalie99]

I feel like you have to give him points for creativity. Maybe 1 point.


...Fuck it, I think that's great. It's weird but kudos to that guy for saying 'I'm gonna stand out'

They're not so fun to read or receive. Boom surprise 70-year-old Chocolate Starfish in Your PM, cause someone wanted to stand out

 

[default24]

True, but not because they don't care about my parts, but simply not caring about any obsticle.

Maybe they're just uninitiated with said obstacle and aren't really prepared to climb it? It's scary at first, but once they relax and give themselves in to the task at hand they'll find that it's not the obstacle they thought it was but more of an enjoyable ride

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Yeah! I’m having trouble jumping into a stream. I’ll keep lurking instead. Lol

Just never try to catch up. It's impossible! Several good people have been lost that way!

But seriously, welcome! Grab a beverage and nestle right in. Don't mind @water_moutina, always planning some sort of coup. You get used to it.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Okay. Ahem. "I have a dick!" Now what?

Hey! What a coincidence! So do I!

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Nat, do you have a poem about a "shameless plug?" If not, I think YOU are the person to write it!

Fair enough. I should not do that. *bows and recedes*

 

[default24]

Yeah! I’m having trouble jumping into a stream. I’ll keep lurking instead. Lol

Jump in! The water's fine

 

[Moochienanu]

Hey! What a coincidence! So do I!

Hey! What a coincidence! …wait…

 

[MsNatalie99]

Maybe they're just uninitiated with said obstacle and aren't really prepared to climb it? It's scary at first, but once they relax and give themselves in to the task at hand they'll find that it's not the obstacle they thought it was but more of an enjoyable ride

Tell me that after you 200th message titled suck it fag.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

They're not so fun to read or receive. Boom surprise 70-year-old Chocolate Starfish in Your PM, cause someone wanted to stand out

I once got an 80 year old penis in my PMs with pubic hair that looked like Einstein's hair. Um... thanks?

 

[default24]

But aren’t I?

I meant packing heat in the proverbial sense of having a dong. If you do, then more power to you, and also if you want an ego boost then send it alllllllll the way to my inbox. It's open. It's yearning for nudes.

 

[water_moutina]

Just never try to catch up. It's impossible! Several good people have been lost that way!

But seriously, welcome! Grab a beverage and nestle right in. Don't mind @water_moutina, always planning some sort of coup. You get used to it.

I regret nothing. Bow to the gods of chaos!!!!

 

[Deadbed1968]

Hey! What a coincidence! …wait…

I’ll show you yours if you show me mine…

 

[ihflrm]

I once got an 80 year old penis in my PMs with pubic hair that looked like Einstein's hair. Um... thanks?

Is that what I get to look forward to?!?!

 

[MsNatalie99]

Fair enough. I should not do that. *bows and recedes*

You're fine Nevyn. Honestly, my shits been one bombed so many times now, I don't wanna read it

 

[Moochienanu]

It’s a


I always appreciate your attention to words, and how you playfully parse them in the way that you do. To be frank…

You pack heat. Mega heat.

You really are a good friend.

 

[default24]

They're not so fun to read or receive. Boom surprise 70-year-old Chocolate Starfish in Your PM, cause someone wanted to stand out

Yeah... that's a tough one for me to find a silver lining to. Wait! maybe there's some silver hairs? Nvm, I'm gonna go vomit

 

[jason28053]

I once got an 80 year old penis in my PMs with pubic hair that looked like Einstein's hair. Um... thanks?

I’m truly sorry about that. I have manscaped now

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

You're fine Nevyn. Honestly, my shits been one bombed so many times now, I don't wanna read it

I love your poetry Nat. Its heartbreaking and steamy and sensual and romantic and sad...its innocent and depraved all in one. I truly do love it and think everyone should read it.

 

[default24]

Tell me that after you 200th message titled suck it fag.

That is a lot, I'm still in the single digits on those messages

 

[Moochienanu]

I meant packing heat in the proverbial sense of having a dong. If you do, then more power to you, and also if you want an ego boost then send it alllllllll the way to my inbox. It's open. It's yearning for nudes.

Thirsty much, lamb?

Poor thing doesn’t even know…