5 questions.I counted 5 question marks though
My first reaction to reading that is to question is it in your hand? In your mouth? In your ass? In your pussy? Do you only have one there? Asking if it is attached was way down the list.
Just try harder. I believe in you.But I'm jealous of the guys who can do the former
I don't think it matters at all. I still think you are pretty, either way. And it changes nothing about your poetry. You should check out @MsNatalie99 who is an amazing poet as well.
They sell something over the counter that will clear that right up…Maybe posting boobs was a bad idea now I have a box full of weird pms
I'm sure that deters a lot of them, I feel like it won't clear the room
I knew I had it right!
How are you?
Clearly, I didn't fake tell it. If I told an offensive joke, it would make EVERYONE angry!
Once upon a time I could. But time makes fools of us all or something like that
They often don't. I know. The shit they'll say when they find out you do. I also agree it shouldn't matter. Just as they shouldn't be creepin in my PMs. You're beautiful regardless of your plumbing.
I'm sure that deters a lot of them, I feel like it won't clear the room
Ammo?They sell something over the counter that will clear that right up…
Okay. Ahem. "I have a dick!" Now what?
I.... I just can't. Ummmmm..... that's deep?
Some guy asking if I can pinch my nipples with my toes.. ok I'm pretty damn flexible but even I'm gonna struggle with that one
Not Jason surprisinglyWell tell jason to give it a rest already
Ooof do they ask you to call them mummy?
No dishes but there was a goat reference.Was there one where you're washing the dishes and something about a dog? If so, I may have gotten that one too.
That guy is gonna get himself raped by something sharp and shinnyOh girl! I'm so glad those days are over!
Me posting that I like CNC does not mean I was expecting a PM asking me if I want to be raped.
Pshhhhh, you know you fill a thread when you post a pic
Most people say beauty is subjective, but you are objectively attractive. I dare someone on this site to say that they don't find you endearing.
I don't buy that for one second.
I feel like I'm being called out
That was actually a shameless plug of Nats poetry believe it or not.
True, but not because they don't care about my parts, but simply not caring about any obsticle.Pshhhhh, you know you fill a thread when you post a pic
Also, I didn't mean you needed help clearing a room, I was saying that there's some crazy pervs on this site and they would still be undeterred if you told them you were packing heat.
I feel like you have to give him points for creativity. Maybe 1 point.Some guy asking if I can pinch my nipples with my toes.. ok I'm pretty damn flexible but even I'm gonna struggle with that one
Great minds think alike, my dude.
