Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[hotcarl2785]

Good morning and Happy Tuesday. What excitement have I missed?

Morning Justa. I just jumped on here so I’ve been missing out too. Otherwise I’ve just been choding around and watching Stranger Things.

 

[amanuk]

I'm well aware about the size of Finland and just took a glans at the map.

Glans? That's just classic! Obsessed are we or Freudian slip?

 

[mynameisben]

okay here's my go-to technique if i'm not told any directions and left to my own choice (i'll diversify according to the circumstances)

or something along those lines another not so detailed description

Gee. This is totally making me rethink the newsworthiness of my patio chair story.


Ben

 

[Cogan]

Glans? That's just classic! Obsessed are we or Freudian slip?

I blame the heat.

 

[BrendaBear]

Gee. This is totally making me rethink the newsworthiness my patio chair story.


Ben

Just purely based on observation here, I think the importance of any occurrence here is measured on how many boobs were affected.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Is it too soon to be drinking? 1158am? No? Great.

 

[BrendaBear]

Gee. This is totally making me rethink the newsworthiness of my patio chair story.


Ben

And also, I absolutely loved this post, brilliant Ben! Brilliant!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

God yes. I don't know WHY. I have to talk myself into getting in the shower, and then it's pretty ok.

Especially at like 7am? Fuck. That.

 

[mynameisben]

Just purely based on observation here, I think the importance of any occurrence here is measured on how many boobs were affected.

I think my boob-o-meter may have gone tits up.


Ben

 

[mynameisben]

And also, I absolutely loved this post, brilliant Ben! Brilliant!

You know, Brenda, darling, if you keep stroking my ego it's bound to get erect.


Ben

 

[amanuk]

Especially at like 7am? Fuck. That.

Here's a solution for you all. Shower at night.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Alas, there is no excitement without you!

well damn, people depending on me for excitement are really screwed. That is almost as bad as when people look to me as the voice of reason.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Here's a solution for you all. Shower at night.

But my hair looks best if I style it after the shower. Go to sleep on that shit and it’s cowlick central

 

[drobert44]

No that was me.

I get soooooooooo confuzed here!

 

[BrendaBear]

… people look to me as the voice of reason.

What what What??? You mean to imply you aren’t???

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Cowlick central? What kind of weird shit is going on there?

Lots of tossing and turning

 

[MedicalMuse]

Lots of tossing and turning

Sex dreams.

 

[MedicalMuse]

What what What??? You mean to imply you aren’t???

If she’s the voice, we are already on the bus to hell

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

@AnjaPPunk i learned a new German phrase: alles Sind forbei. It’s in the past. Right???

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Sex dreams.

God I wish

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

What what What??? You mean to imply you aren’t???

well surprisingly it happens occasionally. If there is one thing you can count on, it is likely that I don't really give all that much of a fuck. That does sometimes make me the reasonable one in a room if controversial topics are being debated lol.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

how come my ticket says 'guided hiking tour to heaven'?

Cuz you’re an angel?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

If she’s the voice, we are already on the bus to hell

oh, that is long a given.....isn't it. I think I got on that bus in roughly 1991.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

not sure which you mean?
'Alles ist vorbei.' : Everything is over.
'Alles geht vorbei.' : Everything will pass.

Vorbei! Not forbei. I think I mean alles geht vorbei.
I love running my terrible German by you

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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