water_moutina
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You mean you saddle up an ass and ride it when your feet gets tiredThank you, it does the trick when my feet are to sore
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You mean you saddle up an ass and ride it when your feet gets tiredThank you, it does the trick when my feet are to sore
It's ok, I've just had some mixed results looking these things upThank you, it does the trick when my feet are to sore
I forget not everyone understands my lingo
You mean you saddle up an ass and ride it when your feet gets tired
Like a super limited juke box.If it is any consolation, likely mine too. Along with the theme from the Roadrunner show (earlier post) and Someone Save My Life Tonight from Elton John, because someone saved my life tonight. They will just alternate for me…![]()
It's ok, I've just had some mixed results looking these things up![]()
Mine toowell anything to do with ass usually is up my alley anyways
I weigh a bit more than the young fella riding id probably induce a heart attack
well anything to do with ass usually is up my alley anyways
You wash it before changing between your two alleys?Mine tooIt's kind of my main alley.
I think the hat weighs more than that guy riding… is that for real? oh my!I weigh a bit more than the young fella riding id probably induce a heart attack![]()
Front to back never back to front *nodsYou wash it before changing between your two alleys?
Back to back?Front to back never back to front *nods![]()
I've seen ballerinas with severe eating disorders at a heftier weightI think the hat weighs more than that guy riding… is that for real? oh my!
It has been done beforeBack to back?
I'm sure it wasn't you I think everyone just got distracted by boobs againIt’s probably me, it usually is. I come In and talk about mooning and everyone runs from my nonexistent ass lol
No sorry. Med time. The person that was here watching me, had to be assholes and leave my muscle relaxer on the other side of the houseAlright why did the thread die when I don't even have my knife out?![]()
Need me to come kick some ass?No sorry. Med time. The person that was here watching me, had to be assholes and leave my muscle relaxer on the other side of the house
No she's gone now. Had I known this would happen, I would have caned her in the tacoNeed me to come kick some ass?
Tell her not to come back again fucking bitch lazy ass mfNo she's gone now. Had I known this would happen, I would have caned her in the taco
Maybe that's whyAlright why did the thread die when I don't even have my knife out?![]()
Oh I don't think that will be a issue I'm pretty fast but you can watch the showI’ll come too and stand by the door make sure nobody gets out
I had a different Idea. A lil girl powerI’ll come too and stand by the door make sure nobody gets out
Are we planning crimes again?Oh I don't think that will be a issue I'm pretty fast but you can watch the show![]()
Possibly but I don't really wanna stab any of you Nebs calmed me down with boobies. And weed I've smoked 3 joints in a rowMaybe that's why
Maybe just a little oneAre we planning crimes again?