🧨 Whoring Tips and Tricks with Trekka ⛓

[Trekka]

I generally only take a pic if someone asks for one, or they say they like a particular thing I wear. Like if I am wearing a dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up. I don't take many pics, as I tend not to look very good to many people.

Shameless plug: You should *totes* check out my Whoring thread.

 

[Trekka]

Shameless plug: You should *totes* check out my Whoring thread.

Wait.
Where am I?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Wait.
Where am I?

lol too much whoring to notice the title huh?

 

[Trekka]

Omfg I’m lost in my own thread
Damn new interface
I can’t even

 

[Orchidea73]

Do you think it’s hot when someone special (Not a rando! That’s different!) asks you to take a particular, specific pic for them? I’m curious…

I would say that it's flattering if someone special asks you to take a specific picture for them. But it's hot actually taking the picture for them.

 

[bigtallman]

I'm all lost in a thread 'bout whoring
I can no longer post happily
I came in here for some damn reason
now I question my sanity

 

[Orchidea73]

I'm all lost in a thread 'bout whoring
I can no longer post happily
I came in here for some damn reason
now I question my sanity

There is so much to unpack here.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I remember when I had to explain the cloud to my mom. She had so many questions about her bank account information and whether sex criminals knew about her.

I know the new world is a scary place. But you’ll be alright, trekka.

 

[bigtallman]

There is so much to unpack here.

it probably makes more sense if you have the song "Lost In The Supermarket" by the Clash in your head. Sometimes I've got a soundtrack that no one else can hear.

 

[Orchidea73]

it probably makes more sense if you have the song "Lost In The Supermarket"

In the meat section? lol

 

[QuietCanadian]

"I saw so and so on lit take this picture. You should try it" --- usually not. (And yes, I've had this exact ask)

What in the actual F? There seems like there are some very simple ways to enhance the delivery of such a request.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I remember when I had to explain the cloud to my mom. She had so many questions about her bank account information and whether sex criminals knew about her.

I know the new world is a scary place. But you’ll be alright, trekka.

I used to have a sticker on my laptop that said

"There is no cloud, just other people's computers"

 

[SassySheDevil]

What in the actual F? There seems like there are some very simple ways to enhance the delivery of such a request.

You would think.

 

[QuietCanadian]

You would think.

I feel like I could have a help line, maybe a how to manual... how to not be a complete douche (most of the time) with QC, GQ.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I feel like I could have a help line, maybe a how to manual... how to not be a complete douche (most of the time) with QC, GQ.

Will there be a picture of you in an apron on the business cards?

 

[QuietCanadian]

Will there be a picture of you in an apron on the business cards?

There is really no other way to market this, is there?

 

[SassySheDevil]

There is really no other way to market this, is there?

I'm more than willing to pass them around Seattle for you.

 

[QuietCanadian]

I'm more than willing to pass them around Seattle for you.

I can see a Seattle wide restraining order against me coming.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I can see a Seattle wide restraining order against me coming.

haha you'd fit right in. Seattle is not really a pretty area anymore. (unless you look at night)

 

[QuietCanadian]

haha you'd fit right in. Seattle is not really a pretty area anymore. (unless you look at night)

You haven't even seen an apron picture yet and you're ready to write me off as not pretty? Damn. I mean, you're not wrong, but damn.

 

[SassySheDevil]

You haven't even seen an apron picture yet and you're ready to write me off as not pretty? Damn. I mean, you're not wrong, but damn.

lol I meant the lack of attire silly. I've never seen a picture of you period!!
If you are lucky enough to go during pride. You can find some pretty fun painted nakedness though.

 

[QuietCanadian]

lol I meant the lack of attire silly. I've never seen a picture of you period!!
If you are lucky enough to go during pride. You can find some pretty fun painted nakedness though.

Am I the only one wondering what kind of results googling painted on apron would produce?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Am I the only one wondering what kind of results googling painted on apron would produce?

Happy faces all around I'm guessing.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

lol I meant the lack of attire silly. I've never seen a picture of you period!!
If you are lucky enough to go during pride. You can find some pretty fun painted nakedness though.

Did somebody say fun painted nakedness?


https://i.imgur.com/EUroTiD.jpg

 

[SassySheDevil]

Oh and come to think of it. I hear that @Trekka and @SMNaughtywife have body painting experience.