Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[HeavyBalls]

Then go down there and murder his cat. I don't know

I'm not an animal killer...

But I do know where he parks...

 

[BrendaBear]

Then go down there and murder his cat. I don't know

Aaaah!! it isn’t the cat’s fault! I thought stabbing in the eye was our preferred method of dispatch! Preferably with a stiletto heel. But something as mundane as a knife will work fine.

Throat punch is also acceptable.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Aaaah!! it isn’t the cat’s fault! I thought stabbing in the eye was our preferred method of dispatch! Preferably with a stiletto heel. But something as mundane as a knife will work fine.

Throat punch is also acceptable.

Yes! Brainstorming, that's what I'm talking about

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm not an animal killer...

But I do know where he parks...

maybe this is crazy talk, but have you tried asking him to not lol ?

 

[MsNatalie99]

I'm not an animal killer...

But I do know where he parks...

Yeah, kick his ass in the parking lot

 

[MsNatalie99]

maybe this is crazy talk, but have you tried asking him to not lol ?

Another good idea

 

[HeavyBalls]

maybe this is crazy talk, but have you tried asking him to not lol ?

Yes.

As I said, polite passive aggressive has failed.

 

[BrendaBear]

maybe this is crazy talk, but have you tried asking him to not lol ?

What what What??
https://media.giphy.com/media/SA0bbucDFXaDzkhW72/giphy-downsized-large.gif

 

[MsNatalie99]

you can hide his body in his own car good thinking and make sure not to leave any traces that lead back to you

I feel bad for whoever finds him. Decomp has got to be a bitch in the summertime

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yes.

As I said, polite passive aggressive has failed.

oh polite passive aggressive in my world is like snubbing or eyerolling or sighing.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Yes.

As I said, polite passive aggressive has failed.
Have you tried it without the passive aggressive? Because typically when I catch some passive aggression, I'll play my music louder

 

[HeavyBalls]

I did it the CANADIAN way.

Knocked on his door and said please...

Now I'm "puttin' on the foil!"

 

[HeavyBalls]

@HeavyBalls are there any urban predator animals where you live?

Corralling a downtown junkie is a pain in the ass...

 

[MsNatalie99]

@HeavyBalls are there any urban predator animals where you live?

Yes, leave a cougar in his car

 

[MsNatalie99]

I did it the CANADIAN way.

Knocked on his door and said please...

Now I'm "puttin' on the foil!"

Ok, what's step 2

 

[BrendaBear]

Yes, leave a cougar in his car

I am glad you put in the picture. I thought you meant an older, predatory woman.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I am glad you put in the picture. I thought you meant an older, predatory woman.

I only wish my Ricky Bobby gif would've loaded

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Corralling a downtown junkie is a pain in the ass...

Did you try asking him? (The junkie)

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I am glad you put in the picture. I thought you meant an older, predatory woman.

Well he could send an older predatory woman who doesn't like loud music. Might work.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I tap danced to this song when I was a kid Although, it was the Taco version.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Did you try asking him? (The junkie)

Most crackheads would do it for a dollar. Not that hard.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Well he could send an older predatory woman who doesn't like loud music. Might work.

 

[BrendaBear]

Most crackheads would do it for a dollar. Not that hard.

Maybe we are looking at this all wrong… is there a Karen or two in the neighborhood? They can make life pretty miserable.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I did it the CANADIAN way.

Knocked on his door and said please...

Now I'm "puttin' on the foil!"

Oh did you try batting your eyelashes and pouting a little while you asked? Maybe a low cut top? Might either win him over or freak him out enough to lower it so you go away.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Maybe we are looking at this all wrong… is there a Karen or two in the neighborhood? They can make life pretty miserable.