Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[SinfuIDreams]

That's a ton of work. Is is more expensive?

Not really as much more expensive as you would think to set that package up I own the linen when I purchased it was only around $15 more than the normal I use laudering cost about $1.20 more a load, the fresh sourced foods works out roughly the same as fresh produce is easy come by down here weather providing of course. The amenities are made local and cost around $5 extra per room and I own the ebikes and offer them at a $5 a day without the eco warrior package.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Honestly I've seen a lot of the weird shit from couples being locked out of their rooms naked to drunk guys passed out in the rose bushes, to dancing naked nudist with tambourines and bells.
I get a lot of hippies and nature lovers the best thing about those types is they usually don't ask for much assistance the worst part is they want a complete eco friendly vacation.

lol, yeah my time wasn't nearly that bad. I think the most difficult guest I had was a woman with a dog who insisted on a no pet room because her dog was a service dog. We had a couple rooms reserved for no smoking/no pets for people with allergies or whatever. She wanted to insist her dog didn't count. she eventually settled on a non smoking normal room. once I had two drunk guys get into a fight in my lobby and rather than take it outside, insist I call the cops on the other, then once I did, left. The cop was pretty cool though and ended up hanging out with me a lot of nights. I had coffee, donuts, a tv, and conversation lol

it was mostly businessmen travelers so for the most part they weren't too bad. You'd get the ones that would keep calling you up to their room for things they didn't actually need like help adjusting the ac, extra towels, corkscrew, and sometimes they'd be undressed purposely but lets be real, nude men are not a shock to me. Weirdest though was one night I had 3 different weenie waggers in public areas, one in the middle of my lobby, and I swear my dress wasn't slutty at all, simple sheath dress, high cut, long, chain belt. I don't know if it was a full moon or not, but three in one night was just so odd.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Sometimes I whack off into the Giddeon's Bible, just to keep the next guest guessing.


Ben

No THIS is probably the funniest thing I’ve heard all day

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Uh oh... How many were killed?

None yet but the night is young

 

[water_moutina]

Sometimes I whack off into the Giddeon's Bible, just to keep the next guest guessing.


Ben

"Rapture is here. God has cum"

 

[MsNatalie99]

Not really as much more expensive as you would think to set that package up I own the linen when I purchased it was only around $15 more than the normal I use laudering cost about $1.20 more a load, the fresh sourced foods works out roughly the same as fresh produce is easy come by down here weather providing of course. The amenities are made local and cost around $5 extra per room and I own the ebikes and offer them at a $5 a day without the eco warrior package.

Wow. I figured more. Hell just eating organic over here can break some people.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

lol, yeah my time wasn't nearly that bad. I think the most difficult guest I had was a woman with a dog who insisted on a no pet room because her dog was a service dog. We had a couple rooms reserved for no smoking/no pets for people with allergies or whatever. She wanted to insist her dog didn't count. she eventually settled on a non smoking normal room. once I had two drunk guys get into a fight in my lobby and rather than take it outside, insist I call the cops on the other, then once I did, left. The cop was pretty cool though and ended up hanging out with me a lot of nights. I had coffee, donuts, a tv, and conversation lol

it was mostly businessmen travelers so for the most part they weren't too bad. You'd get the ones that would keep calling you up to their room for things they didn't actually need like help adjusting the ac, extra towels, corkscrew, and sometimes they'd be undressed purposely but lets be real, nude men are not a shock to me. Weirdest though was one night I had 3 different weenie waggers in public areas, one in the middle of my lobby, and I swear my dress wasn't slutty at all, simple sheath dress, high cut, long, chain belt. I don't know if it was a full moon or not, but three in one night was just so odd.

We had this really hot guy stay here long term for 4months he was working for the rail lines and every single housekeeper had a major thing for him. He'd deliberately play it up strutting around without a shirt in the middle of winter and smiling and flirting with them. But he never wanted his room turned over ever.. well check out day comes and his shower was covered in soooo much built up spoof my head housekeeper had to take a BBQ scraper to it. Plus one of the girls found a huge stash of old porno mags I mean like 70s style hidden under the bottom draw in the dresser.
He checked back in a month later and the look on his face when I whipped them out and dumped them on the counter was priceless.
Not one of those girls looked at him twice after that

 

[mynameisben]

Oh man fucking people, I had one customer call me and ask about some deal that we were supposed to be having, I went looking couldn’t find it told her that I don’t have this deal you’re looking for I’m very sorry. Ten minutes later she shows up in the store waving her phone in my face telling me see here’s the deal, I look at it and get to the website it’s on…..it’s for 2011 and for a different city in the state. Point it out and she looks at me and goes “oh I thought I was gonna get a deal “WTF lady no

There is no shortage of customers who are constantly out to game the system, to get something for nothing. Whether it's a ploy to pass of coupons past their expiration date, or returning a prom dress you only wore once.

Everybody only wears their prom dress once! What make these people feel so entitled they believe they should get it for free?!


Ben

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Wow. I figured more. Hell just eating organic over here can break some people.

We are a pretty green little country over here most people if given the option for eco sourced products will take it. We have lots of farmers markets and most people still sell produce and hand crafted things by the side of the road in smaller communities.

 

[water_moutina]

We had this really hot guy stay here long term for 4months he was working for the rail lines and every single housekeeper had a major thing for him. He'd deliberately play it up strutting around without a shirt in the middle of winter and smiling and flirting with them. But he never wanted his room turned over ever.. well check out day comes and his shower was covered in soooo much built up spoof my head housekeeper had to take a BBQ scraper to it. Plus one of the girls found a huge stash of old porno mags I mean like 70s style hidden under the bottom draw in the dresser.
He checked back in a month later and the look on his face when I whipped them out and dumped them on the counter was priceless.
Not one of those girls looked at him twice after that

Why wouldn't he let the room be cleaned? Because of the porn mags?

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Why wouldn't he let the room be cleaned? Because of the porn mags?

I'm assuming either that or he didn't want them to see his cum drenched shower

 

[MsNatalie99]

I'm assuming either that or he didn't want them to see his cum drenched shower

I cleaned this one room where the guy jizzed on the hotel stationary, and stuck the sheets of paper to the wall above the bed like posted notes.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I cleaned this one room where the guy jizzed on the hotel stationary, and stuck the sheets of paper to the wall above the bed like posted notes.

I am not sure of the proper reaction here. I really want to laugh though

 

[MsNatalie99]

I still don’t understand why people think it’s ok to be horrible and unhinged when going out, or staying in a hotel. My work has a small bar and restaurant in it, the bartender confronted some teens one day they were stealing drinks, paid for everything else but that. She took them a bill for the drinks, it’s pretty easy to know who’s paid for stuff especially when you have to pay for it before sitting down. They got so upset that they were caught lying about paying for it, they did pay but covered the money in soda, and proceeded to cover the table in ketchup and mustard. It’s like what does this accomplish? That yes you’re jackasses and are being petty? Yes just don’t be a dick it’s not hard

I was working at a Target in Virginia. And this guy asked me to check and see if we had any of those Black Friday TVs in the back. I told him I knew we didn't, because we had run out at like 7:00 a.m.. sucks I know. So as I went to walk away the guy snatched me up by the hair, and another customer laid his ass out. It would have been a great white knight moment, if my rescuer hadn't asked the same question about the TV right after. Nonetheless, I sweet talked to the manager into selling him the display.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I am not sure of the proper reaction here. I really want to laugh though

Laughing is appropriate now. Looking back I can laugh at it, but it was bullshit when I found it

 

[SinfuIDreams]

I cleaned this one room where the guy jizzed on the hotel stationary, and stuck the sheets of paper to the wall above the bed like posted notes.

I'm laughing at this can't help myself.
we had a rugby team through the place last year they were just young wild guys early 20s and they pretty much trashed the rooms which I expected I changed all the furniture to cheap kit set crap, put them in the rooms that were due a remodeling. (I'd made the booking as a favour to someone else who paid a lot of money for it and still owes me one.)
Anyways before I get side tracked the most stand out part of their stay was the $5 bills stuck all over the walls to this day I still don't wanna know what they used to stick them but I'm assuming it was jizz like your stationary fondler

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I was working at a Target in Virginia. And this guy asked me to check and see if we had any of those Black Friday TVs in the back. I told him I knew we didn't, because we had run out at like 7:00 a.m.. sucks I know. So as I went to walk away the guy snatched me up by the hair, and another customer laid his ass out. It would have been a great white knight moment, if my rescuer hadn't asked the same question about the TV right after. Nonetheless, I sweet talked to the manager into selling him the display.

geesh, I should consider my customer service years a win. after these stories. Hair grabbing with anger, tires slashed, money covered in condiments. All my stories are basically just pervs rolling how they roll lol

 

[SinfuIDreams]

geesh, I should consider my customer service years a win. after these stories. Hair grabbing with anger, tires slashed, money covered in condiments. All my stories are basically just pervs rolling how they roll lol

Honestly I do a lot of team building groups work places, sports groups etc
So when these guys come away to a place like mine they are all of the same mindset what happens away stays there.
I get hit on all the time, fondled, flashed, semi stalked. Cried at about how boring their lives are, drunken rants. Men who at any other time would probably be ok guys turn into maniacs when they think I'm single, available and I come free with the accommodation

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sure this is called how to piss off Sin when checking in to her hotel.
1 Ask what time check out is when its clearly on the piece of paper in front of you that its at 11am.
2 tell her a extra guest is staying with you and refuse to pay the extra person rate (even though when you booked online it stated that fee.)
3 demand a better room rate or discount because of your own mistake.
4 order breakfast for 6.30 when the kitchen doesn't open till 7
5 ask again what time check out is.
6 call down once you get to your room and want to move to a different one on the other side of the hotel after you have already crapped in the toilet and taken all the amenities out of the room. Oh and make sure to ask what time check out is again.

Call the room around 4am and tell them what time check out is.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Call the room around 4am and tell them what time check out is.

That I can actually do I'm up at 4 everyday

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Honestly I do a lot of team building groups work places, sports groups etc
So when these guys come away to a place like mine they are all of the same mindset what happens away stays there.
I get hit on all the time, fondled, flashed, semi stalked. Cried at about how boring their lives are, drunken rants. Men who at any other time would probably be ok guys turn into maniacs when they think I'm single, available and I come free with the accommodation

That is the customer service crap from my experience, I never really had much of the downright mean people.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

That is the customer service crap from my experience, I never really had much of the downright mean people.

I've had a couple stand out was a guy setting my rubbish bins on fire when he was ejected from the hotel for banging on random rooms asking any woman who opened the door for a fuck. He was drunk as all hell and didn't take kindly to me frog marching him to the carpark.

The second was a guest smashing all the glasswear in the room and hiding it in the bed along with needles to try and hurt my staff. After one of them turn him down for sex.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

they might wanna save enough old ones i guess if you remember: the old forum didn't have conversations - only single messages and we had inbox and outbox and the limits were inbox+outbox

I did want to save old ones, but it was just something that couldn't happen. I like having the messages to jog my memory about out prior conversations, ya know. Plus back in the day, I really tried to manage my box, reply to all messages and such. which generated more replies. then if you wanted to really have a back and forth you had to kik or skype because the limits were such a pain in the ass.

I have mostly given up on box management now and look for people I know in it or interesting titles. I love the conversations being together and not getting weirdly overformated.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I've had a couple stand out was a guy setting my rubbish bins on fire when he was ejected from the hotel for banging on random rooms asking any woman who opened the door for a fuck. He was drunk as all hell and didn't take kindly to me frog marching him to the carpark.

The second was a guest smashing all the glasswear in the room and hiding it in the bed along with needles to try and hurt my staff. After one of them turn him down for sex.

I think I've only been propositioned like twice cleaning rooms. Still, I can imagine leaving trap like that for staff. Hopefully someone kicked his ass

 

[SinfuIDreams]

I did want to save old ones, but it was just something that couldn't happen. I like having the messages to jog my memory about out prior conversations, ya know. Plus back in the day, I really tried to manage my box, reply to all messages and such. which generated more replies. then if you wanted to really have a back and forth you had to kik or skype because the limits were such a pain in the ass.

I have mostly given up on box management now and look for people I know in it or interesting titles. I love the conversations being together and not getting weirdly overformated.

I'm really bad at box management
I think the majority of it is because I just really don't like keeping chats private. If someone has something they wish to say to me they can be a man and say it on the boards. I don't like secretive shit been burnt on lit like that far to many times to count.
The old : I'm not with anyone from lit. 2 months later some angry ass bitch in my box cause her mans been flirting with me
To much drama for my old ass