Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[PlanetaryNebula]

It's kinda common.
In school holidays the demands are even more crazy. Free meals for the kids, free bike and camping gear hire. Discounts because there's more of them, one person paying for breakfast and all of them eating. And the condition they leave the rooms in is absolutely horrible.
Last month had a family check out that only stayed 2 days the kids had drawn all over the walls, threw up on the carpets and there was dirty nappies hidden in every draw, cupboard and stuffed under the mattress ffs

They probably don’t live like this at home.
Or maybe they do

 

[SinfuIDreams]

But then on the flip side I have really awesome guests that go out of their way to clean up after themselves and leave thank you notes and tips (tipping isn't common here) for the housekeepers. They rave about how much they love my staff and the environment at the hotel at check out. Little kids wanting to hug me and bringing me flowers they picked from the garden.
So its not all bad

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It's kinda common.
In school holidays the demands are even more crazy. Free meals for the kids, free bike and camping gear hire. Discounts because there's more of them, one person paying for breakfast and all of them eating. And the condition they leave the rooms in is absolutely horrible.
Last month had a family check out that only stayed 2 days the kids had drawn all over the walls, threw up on the carpets and there was dirty nappies hidden in every draw, cupboard and stuffed under the mattress ffs

I used to work nights at a hotel long ago, probably not as nice as yours but there were some funny stories. I didn't have too many issues though. I didn't see the messes they left though, housekeeping mostly dealt with that. I was 11pm to 7am so more sketchy but less difficult lol.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Holy shit that wasn't a nap.... that was a coma. Morning ya'll.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

I legit could not handle the hotel industry.

It's not a industry for people with heart conditions

They probably don’t live like this at home.
Or maybe they do

They probably do judging by how messy their cars are too

 

[mynameisben]

I feel kinda bad that every time I check out of a hotel room, the cleaning staff has to deal with semen stains in the bedsheets.

I wonder if that's a common thing, or if I'm the lone freak guest.


Ben

 

[Steady67]

It's not a industry for people with heart conditions

clearly you are made of sterner stuff.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I used to clean rooms at the Holiday Inn. No drawing on walls for me, but I've found my fair share of crack pipes in between the mattress, condoms everywhere, even left oozing into the tv, and shit piss and blood smeared on walls.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I feel kinda bad that every time I check out of a hotel room, the cleaning staff has to deal with semen stains in the bedsheets.

I wonder if that's a common thing, or if I'm the lone freak guest.


Ben

Just keep em' on the sheets. It's a bitch when they're in the carpet or in tiny creases

 

[SinfuIDreams]

I used to work nights at a hotel long ago, probably not as nice as yours but there were some funny stories. I didn't have too many issues though. I didn't see the messes they left though, housekeeping mostly dealt with that. I was 11pm to 7am so more sketchy but less difficult lol.

Honestly I've seen a lot of the weird shit from couples being locked out of their rooms naked to drunk guys passed out in the rose bushes, to dancing naked nudist with tambourines and bells.
I get a lot of hippies and nature lovers the best thing about those types is they usually don't ask for much assistance the worst part is they want a complete eco friendly vacation.

 

[mynameisben]

Just keep em' on the sheets. It's a bitch when they're in the carpet or in tiny creases

Sometimes I whack off into the Giddeon's Bible, just to keep the next guest guessing.


Ben

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Holy shit that wasn't a nap.... that was a coma. Morning ya'll.

Morning beautiful

 

[MsNatalie99]

Honestly I've seen a lot of the weird shit from couples being locked out of their rooms naked to drunk guys passed out in the rose bushes, to dancing naked nudist with tambourines and bells.
I get a lot of hippies and nature lovers the best thing about those types is they usually don't ask for much assistance the worst part is they want a complete eco friendly vacation.

Eco friendly vacation? What goes into that?

 

[SinfuIDreams]

clearly you are made of sterner stuff.

It's because I'm insane

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

But then on the flip side I have really awesome guests that go out of their way to clean up after themselves and leave thank you notes and tips (tipping isn't common here) for the housekeepers. They rave about how much they love my staff and the environment at the hotel at check out. Little kids wanting to hug me and bringing me flowers they picked from the garden.
So its not all bad

Homeostasis

 

[MsNatalie99]

Morning beautiful

Good morning Sin! How're you?

 

[MsNatalie99]

Sometimes I whack off into the Giddeon's Bible, just to keep the next guest guessing.


Ben

That's fine. Chances are no one will find it.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Eco friendly vacation? What goes into that?

A lot actually, all eco friendly linen washed in eco viable products, fresh sourced foods, hand made amenities in full recycled and reusable packaging, ebikes for transport. But the biggest seller for them is the 6 cabins that have no to zero tech and are all run off solar power and rain water.

 

[MsNatalie99]

A lot actually, all eco friendly linen washed in eco viable products, fresh sourced foods, hand made amenities in full recycled and reusable packaging, ebikes for transport. But the biggest seller for them is the 6 cabins that have no to zero tech and are all run off solar power and rain water.

That's a ton of work. Is is more expensive?

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Good morning Sin! How're you?

I'm good now after my mini meltdown
How are you?

 

[water_moutina]

I'm good now after my mini meltdown

Uh oh... How many were killed?

 

[water_moutina]

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[MsNatalie99]

I'm good now after my mini meltdown
How are you?

Not too bad. Finally up, doing alright. Got my walker like a baller. Glad to be home.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I still don’t understand why people think it’s ok to be horrible and unhinged when going out, or staying in a hotel. My work has a small bar and restaurant in it, the bartender confronted some teens one day they were stealing drinks, paid for everything else but that. She took them a bill for the drinks, it’s pretty easy to know who’s paid for stuff especially when you have to pay for it before sitting down. They got so upset that they were caught lying about paying for it, they did pay but covered the money in soda, and proceeded to cover the table in ketchup and mustard. It’s like what does this accomplish? That yes you’re jackasses and are being petty? Yes just don’t be a dick it’s not hard

My sister worked at family dollar, and some lady slashed her tires because she refused to take a return. Why, cause it was a walmart product.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I'm good now after my mini meltdown
How are you?

Kill em'. That's eco friendly. Pretty sure assholes are biodegradable