Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Strixaluco]

Good morning

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Some of us have mad skillz. well, I can say you were not on my not a buddy list lol.

Not the first time I’ve ever heard that

 

[BrendaBear]

Chaos is jumpin’ tonight!

 

[Strixaluco]

Hmmm... Think I'm gonna sleep a little more.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Pubes? What pubes? I that

surprisingly, I prefer men not shave. Sure it looks better, and yes no hair in your mouth is nice, but men's hair grows fast, and it is thick and course. So even if they shave in the morning, by evening there is stubble. I like to grind against men during the downward stroke when I ride them, and I do not like when I get stubble burn, and I often don't notice it is happening at the time, so I prefer hair long enough to not be so rough, as such, I am team hair in my mouth. You totally wanted to know that, didn't you? lol. yeah, I overshare.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Time to go lock myself away in a cupboard before some fucker gets stabbed in the eye

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Time to go lock myself away in a cupboard before some fucker gets stabbed in the eye

story time?

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Y’all have a good night.

 

[BrendaBear]

story time?

But which part do you want to hear about? Being locked in a closet? Or stabbing some fool in the eye?

 

[Booboobear84]

So @Justadesperatewifeandmom tried to post a baseless lie about me an it had basis. For the curious I posted the story of how I learned to dance over in the. voice thread. It’s kind of amusing.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

story time?

Sure this is called how to piss off Sin when checking in to her hotel.
1 Ask what time check out is when its clearly on the piece of paper in front of you that its at 11am.
2 tell her a extra guest is staying with you and refuse to pay the extra person rate (even though when you booked online it stated that fee.)
3 demand a better room rate or discount because of your own mistake.
4 order breakfast for 6.30 when the kitchen doesn't open till 7
5 ask again what time check out is.
6 call down once you get to your room and want to move to a different one on the other side of the hotel after you have already crapped in the toilet and taken all the amenities out of the room. Oh and make sure to ask what time check out is again.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

But which part do you want to hear about? Being locked in a closet? Or stabbing some fool in the eye?

The closet is called my box or as my stepson refers to it as keep everyone else safe room

 

[Steady67]

Sure this is called how to piss off Sin when checking in to her hotel.
1 Ask what time check out is when its clearly on the piece of paper in front of you that its at 11am.
2 tell her a extra guest is staying with you and refuse to pay the extra person rate (even though when you booked online it stated that fee.)
3 demand a better room rate or discount because of your own mistake.
4 order breakfast for 6.30 when the kitchen doesn't open till 7
5 ask again what time check out is.
6 call down once you get to your room and want to move to a different one on the other side of the hotel after you have already crapped in the toilet and taken all the amenities out of the room. Oh and make sure to ask what time check out is again.

so check out is at 11?



That sounds painful. Stab away.

 

[BrendaBear]

Sure this is called how to piss off Sin when checking in to her hotel.
1 Ask what time check out is when its clearly on the piece of paper in front of you that its at 11am.
2 tell her a extra guest is staying with you and refuse to pay the extra person rate (even though when you booked online it stated that fee.)
3 demand a better room rate or discount because of your own mistake.
4 order breakfast for 6.30 when the kitchen doesn't open till 7
5 ask again what time check out is.
6 call down once you get to your room and want to move to a different one on the other side of the hotel after you have already crapped in the toilet and taken all the amenities out of the room. Oh and make sure to ask what time check out is again.

Okay, I’m sold. A stabbing is clearly in order here. How aggravating!!!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Sure this is called how to piss off Sin when checking in to her hotel.
1 Ask what time check out is when its clearly on the piece of paper in front of you that its at 11am.
2 tell her a extra guest is staying with you and refuse to pay the extra person rate (even though when you booked online it stated that fee.)
3 demand a better room rate or discount because of your own mistake.
4 order breakfast for 6.30 when the kitchen doesn't open till 7
5 ask again what time check out is.
6 call down once you get to your room and want to move to a different one on the other side of the hotel after you have already crapped in the toilet and taken all the amenities out of the room. Oh and make sure to ask what time check out is again.

wait until they are asleep and stomp around outside their room making noise.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I'm horse, now I just have to become a stud. Wait... Whores. That's what I am. Not horse. Ignore me. Let the attempt to become stud horse continue

It sounds like you are a whore in need of a stud??
Oh and fyi ms hot water moutina? I couldn’t ignore you if I tried. And I feel like my fellow chaos cronies would be inclined to agree with me

 

[SinfuIDreams]

so check out is at 11?



That sounds painful. Stab away.

Okay, I’m sold. A stabbing is clearly in order here. How aggravating!!!!

Honestly that's just an average guest. I get this at least 4 times a week. Just on the weekends its harder cause I spend most of my day in housekeeping helping my staff and then run reception for check ins from 2pm on.

wait until they are asleep and stomp around outside their room making noise.

I tend to short sheet their bed if they really piss me off. All the rooms are sound proof so besides getting my anger out won't do to much good

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Sure this is called how to piss off Sin when checking in to her hotel.
1 Ask what time check out is when its clearly on the piece of paper in front of you that its at 11am.
2 tell her a extra guest is staying with you and refuse to pay the extra person rate (even though when you booked online it stated that fee.)
3 demand a better room rate or discount because of your own mistake.
4 order breakfast for 6.30 when the kitchen doesn't open till 7
5 ask again what time check out is.
6 call down once you get to your room and want to move to a different one on the other side of the hotel after you have already crapped in the toilet and taken all the amenities out of the room. Oh and make sure to ask what time check out is again.

What. The. FUCK??

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Honestly that's just an average guest. I get this at least 4 times a week. Just on the weekends its harder cause I spend most of my day in housekeeping helping my staff and then run reception for check ins from 2pm on.


I tend to short sheet their bed if they really piss me off. All the rooms are sound proof so besides getting my anger out won't do to much good

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

wait until they are asleep and stomp around outside their room making noise.

Knock knock.. you want house keeping???? HOUSE KEEEEEEEPPPING?????!!!!
I know you need it cuz you’ve shat up every toilet this hotel has to offer! Do. You. Want. Housekeeping 🗡⛓
sorry my brain made a skit

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So @Justadesperatewifeandmom tried to post a baseless lie about me an it had basis. For the curious I posted the story of how I learned to dance over in the. voice thread. It’s kind of amusing.

well I knew the state, and I assumed it was a girl. Honestly, because almost every straight male that I have ever known who knows how to dance did so for a girl (one learned for money, otherwise). The lengths young men with go to try to make a woman happy is astounding. The biggest thing I miss about young men. Now what I did not expect was her blowing you off. That was a twist indeed. thank you for sharing.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

What. The. FUCK??

It's kinda common.
In school holidays the demands are even more crazy. Free meals for the kids, free bike and camping gear hire. Discounts because there's more of them, one person paying for breakfast and all of them eating. And the condition they leave the rooms in is absolutely horrible.
Last month had a family check out that only stayed 2 days the kids had drawn all over the walls, threw up on the carpets and there was dirty nappies hidden in every draw, cupboard and stuffed under the mattress ffs

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Man nobody wants stubble burn, that’s why I shave my face try to keep it smooth, every thing else just let it go . For being a redhead a lot of it isn’t darkly colored

I have actually never had a serious stubble burn from a mans face, surprisingly. I can only assume I am just more forceful when riding them. And yes, didn't you totally want to know that? oversharing is a hobby of mine, like so many other things.

 

[Steady67]

It's kinda common.
In school holidays the demands are even more crazy. Free meals for the kids, free bike and camping gear hire. Discounts because there's more of them, one person paying for breakfast and all of them eating. And the condition they leave the rooms in is absolutely horrible.
Last month had a family check out that only stayed 2 days the kids had drawn all over the walls, threw up on the carpets and there was dirty nappies hidden in every draw, cupboard and stuffed under the mattress ffs

I legit could not handle the hotel industry.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Until Nat comes through, I offer this one:

https://media1.tenor.com/images/cb39e2ffefdb895890bda8567ad7d02e/tenor.gif?itemid=3538764

That's a good one.