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[MedicalMuse]

Silly girl, your’s has a bow on it

Bows are just pretty dressing.

 

[BrendaBear]

The "V wii"?

Duh! I just realized, the male version would then be the P wii!

 

[jason28053]

Bows are just pretty dressing.

They mean you are a gift

 

[barefootgirl69]

Duh! I just realized, the male version would then be the P wii!

 

[jaF0]

Duh! I just realized, the male version would then be the P wii!

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.motionpictures.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F01%2Fpeewee.jpg&f=1&nofb=1




(Yes, my mind does weird word association.)

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Duh! I just realized, the male version would then be the P wii!

I like it, but, I think it would sell better if it had a larger name. like ya know magnum condoms and such. that 0.1 inch means a lot in marketing lol.

 

[BrendaBear]

I like it, but, I think it would sell better if it had a larger name. like ya know magnum condoms and such. that 0.1 inch means a lot in marketing lol.

Well, it’s male right? So of course they would lie about it’s size.

 

[ihflrm]

I like it, but, I think it would sell better if it had a larger name. like ya know magnum condoms and such. that 0.1 inch means a lot in marketing lol.

Magnum P Wii.

 

[VoraciousValue]

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.motionpictures.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F01%2Fpeewee.jpg&f=1&nofb=1




(Yes, my mind does weird word association.)

I literally just posted this very same picture! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Hell, I googled “hat to collect bird semen” or something like that earlier and nothing related has popped up

I remember seeing on TV a few years ago a woman whose job literally consisted of jerking off pigs. She would wrap the pig's junk loosely in a thick plastic bag and use it as a barrier while she gave the lucky porker a happy ending. For science and shit!

Just to gross everyone else out further, apparently a pig shoots a fucking horse load!

You're welcome!

 

[hotcarl2785]

I remember seeing on TV a few years ago a woman whose job literally consisted of jerking off pigs. She would wrap the pig's junk loosely in a thick plastic bag and use it as a barrier while she gave the lucky porker a happy ending. For science and shit!

Just to gross everyone else out further, apparently a pig shoots a fucking horse load!

You're welcome!

I have a name. You don’t have to keep calling me a pig.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I remember seeing on TV a few years ago a woman whose job literally consisted of jerking off pigs. She would wrap the pig's junk loosely in a thick plastic bag and use it as a barrier while she gave the lucky porker a happy ending. For science and shit!

Just to gross everyone else out further, apparently a pig shoots a fucking horse load!

You're welcome!

How much did she get paid?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Ahh love the cliff notes thank you cheeky
Easiest way to not have Facebook ads is to just not have Facebook I haven't in years. This place is my facebook

I said the same thing!!!!!!!

 

[VoraciousValue]

How much did she get paid?

I have no idea. I'm just pissed that random pigs can get handjobs and I can't.

 

[ihflrm]

Don't they do horses like that, too? Didn't I see that on Yellowstone?

It was something like that. Love some Yellowstone!

 

[85Ironman]

Don't they do horses like that, too? Didn't I see that on Yellowstone?

Well, if it's on Yellowstone, it must be accurate...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I have no idea. I'm just pissed that random pigs can get handjobs and I can't.

Become a stud horse

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Well, if it's on Yellowstone, it must be accurate...

Some horses they do breed by artificially imseminating the mares. I would assume they have to get the sperm from the stallion one way or the other.
Race horses (thoroughbreds) require a “live cover” breeding for the foal to qualify for jockey club status. If a thoroughbred is not registered with the jockey club, it is not eligible to race

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I remember seeing on TV a few years ago a woman whose job literally consisted of jerking off pigs. She would wrap the pig's junk loosely in a thick plastic bag and use it as a barrier while she gave the lucky porker a happy ending. For science and shit!

Just to gross everyone else out further, apparently a pig shoots a fucking horse load!

You're welcome!

Well, at least she probably doesn't have to listen to a lot of complaints or get sucked into time wasting meetings. She might have a good thing going there.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

I said the same thing!!!!!!!

I kinda hate any form of social media. Lit when it was really basic was my jam, when the new update happen I nearly quit

 

[cheekygirl75]

I kinda hate any form of social media. Lit when it was really basic was my jam, when the new update happen I nearly quit

I’m so glad you didn’t!

 

[Codeman93]

So shots?

 

[SinfuIDreams]

I’m so glad you didn’t!

Same and now I even use the like button like a crazy person

 

[BrendaBear]

Same and now I even use the like button like a crazy person

What? We have trouble believing you would have anything in common with crazy people. JS

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I kind of like social media, I can keep up with the happenings, yet not have to get sucked into an hour long phone call or something. plus not like we have a daily newspaper in bumblefuck. social media is the news.