Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[barefootgirl69]

What is this chode? I’m afraid to look it up

Make sure to go to IMAGES.

 

[cheekygirl75]

About 3 minutes after they turned it on !!

I’d say less than that! Maybe 0.000003 seconds

 

[pumaman23]

Oh, I miss Usenet!

It was the days of kinder gentler, mostly text based perversion

 

[jaF0]

I looked up "choad" and "penis tattoos" ...

Ever see Down Periscope with Kelsey Grammer?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Make sure to go to IMAGES.

Now I’m definitely scared to look it up.
And opening another tab on my browser as we speak

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You have to do the one at a time

one at a time is for people who just aren't imaginative enough.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ever see Down Periscope with Kelsey Grammer?

I vaguely remember it.

 

[jaF0]

I vaguely remember it.

Welcome Aboard?

 

[clark_kent]

what if it is part spandex and part polyester?

That goes in the category of mom yoga pants which are always welcome and highly encouraged - especially when “shopping at Target.”

 

[Deadbed1968]

Oh, I miss Usenet!

I spent an awful lot of “quality “ time on Usenet!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Welcome Aboard?

*runs to YouTube and back*

and ouch!

 

[ihflrm]

Is Nebs still looking at chodes?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

That goes in the category of mom yoga pants which are always welcome and highly encouraged - especially when “shopping at Target.”

yeah I really should dress fancier when I am looking to pick up someone I don't need just for someone new to do, but I am a slacker, so mom yoga pants it is.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Is Nebs still looking at chodes?

It was a total let down.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Is Nebs still looking at chodes?

oh must be going down the rabbit hole.

 

[BDA73]

yeah I really should dress fancier when I am looking to pick up someone I don't need just for someone new to do, but I am a slacker, so mom yoga pants it is.

Darlin..you could be wearing a potato sack and guys will be trying to pick you up left and right

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

A chodal let down

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It was a total let down.

but what are your facebook ads now?

 

[VoraciousValue]

Everyone having a great Friday night??

A friend of mine came by and gave me temporary custody of an Xbox. Sad to say, I had never played on one, and it took some getting used to. I like the Wii much better.

 

[cheekygirl75]

but what are your facebook ads now?

My FB adds are never weird, despite what I Google. Hell, I googled “hat to collect bird semen” or something like that earlier and nothing related has popped up

 

[clark_kent]

yeah I really should dress fancier when I am looking to pick up someone I don't need just for someone new to do, but I am a slacker, so mom yoga pants it is.

I keep looking for you in Target without success. And the word isn’t fancier - it’s sluttier. A subtle but important distinction.

 

[ihflrm]

but what are your facebook ads now?

I say sausage. Lots of sausages.

 

[barefootgirl69]

My FB adds are never weird, despite what I Google. Hell, I googled “hat to collect bird semen” or something like that earlier and nothing related has popped up

I'm sure that type of search put you on a watch list. Perv.

 

[jaF0]

*runs to YouTube and back*

and ouch!

Rear Admiral Yancy Graham:
Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his penis.


VADM Dean Winslow:
Aw, don't gimme that! Damn it to hell, don't go by the book! Think like a pirate! I want a man with a tattoo on his dick! Have I got the right man?

 

[ihflrm]

My FB adds are never weird, despite what I Google. Hell, I googled “hat to collect bird semen” or something like that earlier and nothing related has popped up

This statement personifies the chaos thread.